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[EloquentM]

Got into some shit with a guy in my class who was being a real dick.

But then I thought keep your cool bro you got one semester left don't fuck this up so I didn't get too crazy with it.

Yeah man. Don't get too hot. Never worth it. Just go smoke a blunt or drink later.

 

[luckyboyceo]

Got into some shit with a guy in my class who was being a real dick.

But then I thought keep your cool bro you got one semester left don't fuck this up so I didn't get too crazy with it.

You also don't want to fuck up those highlights.

 

[Snuggles]

Should have stabbed him right there. Don't ever let a motherfucker disrespect your shit.

I haven't had a full night of sleep in a long time. I've been feeling so strong out every morning, it's a miracle I'm somewhat functional at work. I don't think I'm gonna make it.

 

[SteveWinwood]

2 girls are talking about me at the bar

good or bad ?

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

2 girls are talking about me at the bar

good or bad ?

Is it possible they're making fun of you?

 

[Snuggles]

2 girls are talking about me at the bar

good or bad ?

Touch their vaginas to test their moistness levels.

 

[SteveWinwood]

lol theyre both married but talking to me about chris brown and how he's not that bad of a guy

 

[brianjones]

Is it possible they're making fun of you?

don't project bro

 

[freenudemacusers]

they're dtf


that moment when you buy a 3d tv and get gravity 3d in the mail and realize your bluray player isn't 3d compatible

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

don't project bro

Coming from the brianjones himself that's rich.

 

[AcridMeat]

they're dtf


that moment when you buy a 3d tv and get gravity 3d in the mail and realize your bluray player isn't 3d compatible

Did you get the cornea upgrade for you and your family's eyeballs as well? I mean you must have...

 

[freenudemacusers]

my corneas are perfect bro

watching a three year old mindspode at 3d movies is pretty cool btw

 

[Surface of Me]

man what is this all the sudden i got five o clock shadow

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Our boy is becoming a man.

 

[freenudemacusers]

that reminds me i need to shave, gotta be smoothe for the ladiez

 

[Surface of Me]

style you never replied or commented on my pic, i feel a bit insutled

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

that reminds me i need to shave, gotta be smoothe for the ladiez

I was told time and time again by gaf and lucky that women like stubble beard or whatever.

style you never replied or commented on my pic, i feel a bit insutled

I was so stunned in a good way by the way you try on coats I forgot. He's a real stunner.

 

[freenudemacusers]

my wife seems to like my 5oclock shadow but i really hate facial hair completely. if I could get it lasered off i would.

 

[SecretMoblin]

I've always hated you mac

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I agree man facial hair is so lame. It's like something people use as a way to shield their souls from the world.

 

[freenudemacusers]

i mean i like it on gay dudes with glasses but that's about it

 

[SecretMoblin]

oh

 

[freenudemacusers]

sorry i mean to add gay dudes with glasses under the age of 31

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I should say I got no problem with it on certain lucky ceos but that's about it.

 

[Illithid Dude]

i dunno, i look pretty jank without facial hair

 

[Snuggles]

Beards are disgusting. They're literally pubes growing out of your face.

 

[SteveWinwood]

girls like that sandpaper feel no joke

 

[EloquentM]

I love you all

 

[AcridMeat]

Snuggybear this is for you.

Laughing at this M@KEWZR/W0D71N exchange.

 

[SteveWinwood]

Acrid you know I don't actually play lol just letting you know

Thanks for the offer though

 

[AcridMeat]

I know I was just trying to entice you into being bros. I know you and arab rub each other down in dota 2.

 

[SteveWinwood]

Dot a 2 is so good tho

 

[arab]

guys i got into grad school in philly. i've still got two more interviews at different schools but at least i have this.

much love, drunk thread

 

[SteveWinwood]

Arab it's like we live mirror lives

I will be going to grad school toos

 

[arab]

Arab it's like we live mirror lives

I will be going to grad school toos

will you be the safe to my offlane?

 

[EloquentM]

guys i got into grad school in philly. i've still got two more interviews at different schools but at least i have this.

much love, drunk thread

I'm proud of you Arab nips

 

[Illithid Dude]

I've come to the realization that you have to keep your girls self confidence just low enough that they aren't gonna gain weight, but just high enough that they think you think they are beautiful.

this makes me a terrible person, doesn't it

 

[SecretMoblin]

I certainly wouldn't date you.

#standards

 

[coldvein]

illithid: no, it doesnt.

that said. you're not gonna find anything down that path, no matter how hard you jedi master it. in my opinion.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I've come to the realization that you have to keep your girls self confidence just low enough that they aren't gonna gain weight, but just high enough that they think you think they are beautiful.

this makes me a terrible person, doesn't it

But thinking and being are two separate things. I've seen very unattractive people who thought they were beautiful and vice versa. Also, truth is beauty and beauty is truth but the truth can be harsh and disturbing how can that be considered beautiful?

 

[Illithid Dude]

But thinking and being are two separate things. I've seen very unattractive people who thought they were beautiful and vice versa. Also, truth is beauty and beauty is truth but the truth can be harsh and disturbing how can that be considered beautiful?

I've found that 90% of girls who are beautiful are constantly worried that other people, especially who ever they are hooking up with/ dating, don't think so.

Oh, also, my ex told me today she's two months pregnant, and in the process of having an abortion. I should feel fine about this, since in a few weeks, this will all be behind us and there will be no issue, but I still feel kinda weird about the whole ordeal. I guess it's my punishment for still fucking my ex. Explains why her boobs were growing tho

 

[EloquentM]

Bish don't kill my vibe.

 

[SteveWinwood]

im still trapped in this town that smells like cap n crunch

 

[Snuggles]

im still trapped in this town that smells like cap n crunch

With or without crunch berries?

 

[SteveWinwood]

With or without crunch berries?

i dont eat them so i dunno

im not the only one though

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cedar Rapids

 

[Sevarus]

I've discovered that bourbon and hot chocolate are a great combination.

 

[J. Bravo]

diablo 3 is taking all my time away from me...again

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I'm so out of shape right now it's downright sad. Not sure if there's anything I can even do about it.

 

[SteveWinwood]

I'm so out of shape right now it's downright sad. Not sure if there's anything I can even do about it.

try exercising

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

try exercising

I tried it.