shadyspace
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bourbon makes the big bang theory good
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drunk thread again
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shadyspace
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Sometimes I put coke in my bourbon I don't give a shit
WELCOME BACK SALSASHARK
yes but all the booze I have left is this chocolate liquor and it's fucking hot
this aint no welcome
Sometimes I put coke in my bourbon I don't give a shit
I put energy drinks on my rum fuck it
shadyspace
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that's why I found a place to live indoors
shadyspace
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I live in a third floor walk up that's lease only specified that cigarettes shouldn't be smoked in hallways so I took that to mean I'mma smoke out my bathroom window instead of putting on pants
shadyspace
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I almost had a place with a balcony but got shot down by the girlfriend because it was TOO big. Like the place had too much space so she says it'd be too hard to clean.
brianjones
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sounds shady imo
Bam Bam Baklava
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I wonder whose gonna win the post count now that only 2,000 posts remain.
It's the beers speaking but I kinda wanted to fuck my GF's ratchet cousin tonight. She's a mess, buf I dunno. Kinda saw my dick up in that and I liked it I guess.
Young Thug is the man.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n4l2e80vR0w
Young Thug is the man.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n4l2e80vR0w
shadyspace
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why do you have a gf with a ratchet cousin
I almost had a place with a balcony but got shot down by the girlfriend because it was TOO big. Like the place had too much space so she says it'd be too hard to clean.
You're still living with YOKO!? You gotta get rid of that girl, she's holding you back from your true potential.
We all have a ratchet cousin.why do you have a gf with a ratchet cousin
I'm gonna adopt a little kitten. She's a calico.
shadyspace
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You're still living with YOKO!? You gotta get rid of that girl, she's holding you back from your true potential.
Wool I keep telling you I don't even play any instruments
speculawyer
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yes but all the booze I have left is this chocolate liquor and it's fucking hot
this aint no welcome
I put energy drinks on my rum fuck it
Hey . . . where the fuck have you been you south american bastard?
(If I remember correctly.)
shadyspace
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I felt like playing catch up with my ex and she threatened to call the cops
What did you do?I felt like playing catch up with my ex and she threatened to call the cops
shadyspace
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Beat the shit out of her current boyfriend but that's besides the point I never hit her so what's with the overreaction
condompickle
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i like baby caroots and ranch.
shadyspace
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I want to kill myself.
Just do it then. Fuck.I want to kill myself.
condompickle
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I want to kill myself.
oh stop it wuss.
weird night...
went out with coworkers. start drinking. Everything going swell. this girl 7/10 (from work) starts hitting on me full force, (shes married with a kid) saying she likes me, encouraginf me to drink. says shes not doing well with her husband etc..
every now and then she hits me with little stories about her friend (5/10) (which was also there, also a cowerker)... Saying the friend is lonely, etc...
That moment, when you realize, shes trying to feed me to her friend. Priceless.
lol, call her on her shit. denies everything.
Night goes to shit to say the least....
Before you say, should have banged the friend anyways...
1. the friend was 5\10 2. If you want to fuck, say it to my face, dont try to scheme your way into it....
lol, weird night.
went out with coworkers. start drinking. Everything going swell. this girl 7/10 (from work) starts hitting on me full force, (shes married with a kid) saying she likes me, encouraginf me to drink. says shes not doing well with her husband etc..
every now and then she hits me with little stories about her friend (5/10) (which was also there, also a cowerker)... Saying the friend is lonely, etc...
That moment, when you realize, shes trying to feed me to her friend. Priceless.
lol, call her on her shit. denies everything.
Night goes to shit to say the least....
Before you say, should have banged the friend anyways...
1. the friend was 5\10 2. If you want to fuck, say it to my face, dont try to scheme your way into it....
lol, weird night.
Bam Bam Baklava
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Unless he's also a 5/10 or below he shouldn't do it.
Yeah, cause going home dry is better. Fuck that. If she's down and not a total monster, go for it.Unless he's also a 5/10 or below he shouldn't do it.
Gave scales to give a better picture...
right. yeah I can do way better than 5/10.
Unless he's also a 5/10 or below he shouldn't do it.
right. yeah I can do way better than 5/10.
luckyboyceo
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Midnights you can make some serious progress in the gym in 3-6 months if you're training/eating right. Don't know why you'd think otherwise.
This is the best workout routine. Guaranteed gains.1. don't simp
2. push ups
Bam Bam Baklava
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Yeah, cause going home dry is better. Fuck that. If she's down and not a total monster, go for it.
Sometimes it's better to be dry than wet in all the wrong ways.
Midnights you can make some serious progress in the gym in 3-6 months if you're training/eating right. Don't know why you'd think otherwise.
I'm on a 3 month break since I cancelled my gym membership before I start up again at a new place. I didn't do as well as I wanted to. I need to approach it with a better strategy and knowledge. It's difficult to say if it's me doing something or wrong or if it's a certain medical thing (which I won't go into in this thread) that I have holding me back.
literally thats what i do. although in addition to the bodyweight i do 5 sets of 10 of the compound at about 65% of my max. so for bench thats about 135, squat about 185, etc. size, soreness (like that matters), strength, etc.Oh my, such flattery. :-*
Squats
Deadlifts
Bench
OHP
Pull-Ups
Dips
Do two of the lifts (one upper, one lower) followed by the two bodeyweight exercises. 5 reps on lifts, till failure on bodeyweight every other day.
That's all you need breh.
Probably a better idea to ask C.Quark or Lucky as they're probably more knowledgeable. Not really big on aesthetics so can't give you anything for that.
do abs 2-3x a week, 3 heavy and 3 high rep.
look like a g.
main diff is i lift 4x a week and my days are based around the heavy compound movement i'm doing. squat bench deadlift ohp
Bam Bam Baklava
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That's another thing I only know glamor muscle free weight exercises. I don't know shit about full body lifts like squats, deadlift, etc. If I try that I'm gonna look like a jackass and not do it right.
condompickle
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That's another thing I only know glamor muscle free weight exercises. I don't know shit about full body lifts like squats, deadlift, etc. If I try that I'm gonna look like a jackass and not do it right.
do you ever stop posting? cause your avatar and posts are annoying.
do you ever stop posting? cause your avatar and posts are annoying.
Now we're getting to the root of the mIdNITes problems. A new avatar and different posts are totally doable in 3-6 months.
Bam Bam Baklava
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do you ever stop posting? cause your avatar and posts are annoying.
Trying to win the post count over here dumbass.
condompickle
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Trying to win the post count over here dumbass.
is your avatar a mxpx cd cover?
Bam Bam Baklava
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Let's do each other a favor and ignore each others posts.
shadyspace
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style fox is the fucking worst
Bam Bam Baklava
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The way I see it to go into a thread and expect to get along with every person there is the same as moving to a city and expecting everyone there to be your best friend. It's just not gonna happen no matter who you are so why be bothered?
Reading that post I made about deadlifts and squats it did sound like I was a whiny bitch but it was more like a valid concern. I don't wanna waste my time/energy with bad form. Everything has to be proper.
Reading that post I made about deadlifts and squats it did sound like I was a whiny bitch but it was more like a valid concern. I don't wanna waste my time/energy with bad form. Everything has to be proper.
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