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[arab]

My ex girlfriend just texted me a picture of her and the girl I'm currently talking with. My life is a Drake song.

just hold on, we're going home

 

[luckyboyceo]

can't believe pokemon won't let me use the name 'black cock'

Fucking blasphemy.

just hold on, we're going home

I'm just saying, you could do better.

 

[Salsa]

well I think it was worth it. ended up almost boning this girl if it wasnt for the fact we had anywhere else to go, but I think I would have lost my chance if I didnt show up tonight so yeah, it was the right choice. now im gonna jerk off thinking about just right now when she touched my dick and sleep #keepinitreal

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I don't know man, almost boning and not boning at all are the same thing if you ask me.

 

[Salsa]

I don't know man, almost boning and not boning at all are the same thing if you ask me.

well, way I see it is she wanted to bone but we couldnt cause whatever, but it was apparent that the interest was there so, whatevs. It's just trying to keep the thing going, if you dont stroke the fire it just goes off

imma bone this 20 year old and it's gonna be glorious

 

[Illithid Dude]

what's the polite way to tell someone to loose baby weight

 

[brianjones]

what's the polite way to tell someone to loose baby weight

smh

you got some growing up to do son

 

[Illithid Dude]

i love it when drunk thread gets judgmental

and what can i say? i'm a slave to the gap

 

[luckyboyceo]

what's the polite way to tell someone to loose baby weight

Start taking them on a bunch of hikes.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Telling someone to loose baby weight is judgmental.

 

[Noshino]

well I think it was worth it. ended up almost boning this girl if it wasnt for the fact we had anywhere else to go, but I think I would have lost my chance if I didnt show up tonight so yeah, it was the right choice. now im gonna jerk off thinking about just right now when she touched my dick and sleep #keepinitreal

for once style fox is right

you gotta take every chance you get brother, otherwise someone else will

what's the polite way to tell someone to loose baby weight

hey are you pregnant again?

 

[EloquentM]

What have I done?!??

 

[SecretMoblin]

ascended to random internet forum superstardom


embrace it bro

 

[Noshino]

its better than worrying about who you have done

 

[coldvein]

fucking lolllllll'

so if you guy were wondering, all i did last night is play dark souls.

 

[condompickle]

What have I done?!??

Did you spill the beans?

 

[arab]

Fucking blasphemy.


I'm just saying, you could do better.

#yolo

god i feel awful typing that. surprised at no hangover this morning considering the alcohol. it might be the gingeroo that saved me

 

[AcridMeat]

fucking lolllllll'

so if you guy were wondering, all i did last night is play dark souls.

Could be worse. That game rules.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I spent yesterday reading w00ls trashy posts in this thread. I can't think of any worse punishment.

 

[Salsa]

man I feel awful

 

[Snuggles]

#yolo

god i feel awful typing that. surprised at no hangover this morning considering the alcohol. it might be the gingeroo that saved me

I've heard that having loads of semen in your stomach can help absorb the alcohol.

I was sober last night. Boring Friday but I needed a break after this week. Probs gonna make up for it tonight.

 

[Minus_Me]

Had way too great a time at the strip club yesterday. The champagne was flowing and couples dances are pretty amazing. Highly recommended.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I woke up feeling fresh as hell and now I'm playing Dark Souls.
This is muh lady Coolman+.

 

[SecretMoblin]

yas you betta work that katana

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I'm incredibly graceful with it. Not to toot my own horn but I think I'm very beautiful at Dark Souls. I play so efficiently. I kinda want to record myself.



Edit: lol I just lost 15000 souls

double edit:
i just died 4 times in a row fuck dark souls

 

[Minus_Me]

If you guys have a chance, totally check out La Grande Bellezza. Such an amazing movie.

 

[freenudemacusers]

i think the most I've ever lost soul-wise was a couple mil. I wasn't leveling at that point so it wasn't a big deal, just a bummer to see it at 0 again

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I like it when you ram your sword up the armored boar's ass.

 

[freenudemacusers]

SPOILERS

I only played demon's

 

[Minus_Me]

Stop talking about Video Games. This is not a video game board.

 

[SecretMoblin]

it happens early in the game no worries







...and then later too




iaito was my shit but then I got lazy and just great scythed my way to victory

 

[ZeroRay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97ukcj4ARGE

 

[Noshino]

how am i not surprised that mobby likes them long

also i dont have my ps3 fuck you all talking about videagames

inother mews i banged antoehr married chick fml

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Stop talking about Video Games. This is not a video game board.

Make Me.

 

[arab]

guys i think snuggles has a crush on me wat do

 

[Deleted member 22576]

iaito was my shit but then I got lazy and just great scythed my way to victory

Ha, thats literally my exact strategy right now. I have the laito leveled and ready to be made into lightning, and I have a halberd leveled and ready to made into a lifehunt scythe.

 

[Minus_Me]

Come at me.

 

[arab]

ya'll going dex build on first playthrough of dark souls 2? i'm leaning toward it over boss knight

 

[freenudemacusers]

can you guys grease up and wrestle it out? I have $20 or so in my paypal balance with your names on it.

 

[Wool]

I watched one of those porn videos last night, and the girl was using a Colt 45 bottle, but it had like 6-8 ounces of malt liquor left in it. Does butt chugging work if it's going up the other hole?





Minus I reached out to you about jazz music and you shot me down. The pain...

 

[arab]

I watched one of those porn videos last night, and the girl was using a Colt 45 bottle, but it had like 6-8 ounces of malt liquor left in it. Does butt chugging work if it's going up the other hole?





Minus I reached out to you about jazz music and you shot me down. The pain...

wait vagina chugging?

 

[Snuggles]

Arab I'm just breaking balls. Without Eggman or Dan around I don't have anyone to abuse.

It's really rude that they didn't make Dark Souls 2 for PS4. I'm just playing that Thief game instead where you run around and club people in the dark.

 

[Minus_Me]

Minus I reached out to you about jazz music and you shot me down. The pain...

Sorry I didn't notice, what's up?

 

[arab]

Arab I'm just breaking balls. Without Eggman or Dan around I don't have anyone to abuse.

It's really rude that they didn't make Dark Souls 2 for PS4. I'm just playing that Thief game instead where you run around and club people in the dark.

❤️❤️❤️
least that game's got titties

 

[freenudemacusers]

can we petition the mods to allow eggman and balddemon to post only in this thread for our amusement?

 

[Wool]

can we petition the mods to allow eggman and balddemon to post only in this thread for our amusement?

I'm friends with balddemon on Diablo 3. I could ask him to prepare us some posts and I'll copy them over.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

can you guys grease up and wrestle it out? I have $20 or so in my paypal balance with your names on it.

nonono we get two large vats of crisco and coat our arms and chests and a watermelon and all get in a 4 foot deep pool and whoever can get the water melon through the basketball hoop at the end of the high dive wins.

 

[freenudemacusers]

how about instead of a hoops competition we do all of that but we make it a lady dominica fan fiction competition.

 

[Wool]

 

[Snuggles]

Sometimes I feel like balddemon is still with us, in spirit. His spirit can still exist in this realm, unlike Eggman's. Eggman's stuck out like a wet beef fart.