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[Charles Foster Kane]

Man, I haven't smoked a single cigarette in at least 8 months. I used to smoke a pack daily.

Sometimes I just crave the smell so bad. Actually now that I started thinking about them I get this huge anxiety feeling in my chest. Fuck.

 

[Rubbish King]

Why is the bathroom so dark. Can you not afford electricity, Tash? It's ok, it's all going to be ok.

I have a candle after work when its dark, makes me more relaxed

that emma stone gifl should be illegal

y u do dis blem

Man, I haven't smoked a single cigarette in at least 8 months. I used to smoke a pack daily.

Sometimes I just crave the smell so bad. Actually now that I started thinking about them I get this huge anxiety feeling in my chest. Fuck.

I quit for a few months, relapsed and now im on the road to recovery, havent had one since thursday..or friday i cant remember but wooo ..progress is progress

 

[Rubbish King]

I woke up at 5:30am, ate a salami sandwich and smoked a ton of pot and then went back to sleep until noon and my day just been very peculiar all around. I hate myself.

J...Where do you live?

 

[freenudemacusers]

http://www.beatport.com/track/70-kino-original-mix/3121840

someone take a lot of drugs and tell me how this sounds

 

[AcridMeat]

It's actually pretty good in some parts.

 

[freenudemacusers]

It's actually pretty good in some parts.

Are you on drugs tho

I've found in the past that oval is best on drugs

 

[AcridMeat]

The concoction of chemicals in my brain would fuck anyone else up does that qualify?

 

[freenudemacusers]

hey just because you're injecting semen and lighter fluid into your head doesn't make it a drug bro

 

[AcridMeat]

Don't knock it until you try it.

You forgot the toad saliva though.

 

[freenudemacusers]

oh i forgot about the toad salvia. that changes everything.

 

[EloquentM]

Note to self: no more making threads while drunk

 

[Rubbish King]

Note to self: no more making threads while drunk

lol, i learnt this the hard way

 

[coldvein]

The concoction of chemicals in my brain would fuck anyone else up does that qualify?

ayooooo

 

[Rubbish King]

Fuck the pub industry is massive




why did i wait untill now to look at this coursework



god damn halth and safety law

 

[Deleted member 22576]

So I'm filling out a résumé for an extremely prestigious job and I'm not sure what section "can still play Super Hexagon after drinking a magnum of Cooks sparkling wine" belongs in. Hobbies/interests? Physical fitness? Spirituality, maybe?

 

[freenudemacusers]

spirituality. we all find our god somewhere.

 

[EloquentM]

You want me to what in your mouth now?

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Who would win in a fight? Masterchief or Wolverine?

 

[ZeroRay]

John Cena

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I've been reading hawkguy

 

[freenudemacusers]

well are we talking burlap poncho masterchef?

 

[blame space]

can your body exist just on alcohol

 

[freenudemacusers]

can your body exist just on alcohol

no it needs about 2 parts water per 100 parts alcohol

 

[Snuggles]

can your body exist just on alcohol

Mix your vodka with some protein shake and you're basically set.

 

[krameriffic]

fuck

This looks like food designed to torture people with trypophobia.

 

[brianjones]

 

[blame space]

i am so fat and hungry

 

[freenudemacusers]

i am so fat and hungry

eat your fat

 

[EloquentM]

I remember you loved jodeci

 

[coldvein]

i would eat a macaroni wrap right now.

 

[Snuggles]

Stale bar popcorn.

Tastes like what am I doing with my life.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

If my life was a food it would probably be a nice looking burger that completely disappoints in flavor. Like it has all the ingredients and it looks nice but the beef is not seasoned and bland, the lettuce isn't crisp, the cheese tastes like yogurt, and the buns are stale.

 

[EloquentM]

I'd be a fucking steak cooked to perfection. fuck you down on yourself assholes

 

[freenudemacusers]

Yikes a semi tboned a telephone pe like right in front of me. It's now chilling at a 70ish degree angle.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Hehehe your buns are stale.

 

[AcridMeat]

One of the only things I have going for me are some toasted buns.

Jtwo can attest.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Buns.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Acrid your buns are a little plain I like em with some sesame seeds bb

 

[AcridMeat]

I didn't know you were into dingleberries.

Gross man.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I'd be a fucking steak cooked to perfection. fuck you down on yourself assholes

If they sold steaks at gas stations thats what you would be.

 

[Minus_Me]

I'd be a poutine. A hot mess indeed.

 

[arab]

i'm definitely a gas station chicken sandwich

 

[Snuggles]

Dingleberries are probably a delicacy in some countries.

Great post for the new page.

 

[shadyspace]

guys post in my knife thread

 

[freenudemacusers]

I'd be a chocolate bunny. The chocolate looks delicious and you impulsively buy it hoping for a real treat; but you are disappointed and not entirely surprised to find it's hollow when you take a bite. And the chocolate isn't that good either.

;_________;

 

[Minus_Me]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p490t_6Z9aY

 

[Snuggles]

guys post in my knife thread

Fine.

 

[Riggs]

Snuggler, I will find you



After we finish Metro 2033 I am going to knife you in the Achilles.

 

[freenudemacusers]

it lives

 

[Riggs]

it lives

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