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drunk thread again
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luckyboyceo
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I know I have all of yours, so I can start the group if needed.
Tonight or tomorrow? I was going to go out tonight but I'll stay in if it means drunkGAF gaming night.
Tonight or tomorrow? I was going to go out tonight but I'll stay in if it means drunkGAF gaming night.
I'll be with the lady tomorrow. Blah
Bam Bam Baklava
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I wonder what the thread would be like without MIdNitEs.......
The only good thing you've contributed is pictures of girls and anyone with internet can do that.
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I have to go talk to the head boss-man dude at work today and I'm really nervous. I'm like pacing around rehearsing my responses to hypothetical questions and its hot and my legs are sticking to my jeans and they feel tighter than they did 48 hours ago and I think I'm really really fat. Someone please help me.
This concludes act 1 of our greatest work.
Act Two:
This concludes act 1 of our greatest work.
Act Two:
im takin a trip to colombia
Mmmmmm
Jtwo claiming he's fat is the biggest fallacy I've seen in this thread. I'd like to think that's saying a lot.
It's hot as hell though I don't like the sticky situation going on here.
I want to start a post punk rock club. I just want to get down to some Joy Division and Poison Idea and Fugazi and stuff.
It's hot as hell though I don't like the sticky situation going on here.
I want to start a post punk rock club. I just want to get down to some Joy Division and Poison Idea and Fugazi and stuff.
was there a woman rolling her eyes in the vicinity?
im gonna be surrounded with people who work on kids theatre and musical shows cause its kind of a work thing (I have to work for 3 days and get paid stay for 10 tho).
I wonder if they do cocaine? I cant leave colombia without doing coke right I mean c'mon
I wouldn't leave Colombia without talking up some Colombia beauties.
freenudemacusers
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salsa be honest you're going to fuck donkeys aren't you
I miss you macuser
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This is Act 3 of The Everyday Life of a Garbage Truck.
I forgot my sisters birthday was on Monday. She invited me to visit and hang out for a BBQ and it still didn't ring any bells. Anyway, I just realized. Nothing I can do about it. But it's ok.
Act 4 stars all ya'll.
I forgot my sisters birthday was on Monday. She invited me to visit and hang out for a BBQ and it still didn't ring any bells. Anyway, I just realized. Nothing I can do about it. But it's ok.
Act 4 stars all ya'll.
Pictures?
I'm living in university dorms so the cleaner wiped out most of my progress this week.
But basically
1 500ml bottle of tequila
About 25 beers
A litre+ of vodka
A litre of gin
About half a litre of kahlua
I'm fairly new to the drinking thing, but I reckon I picked it up fairly quickly.
hey baby, can I have your number?
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Act Four of our play was lackluster. But we have an excellent maestro that made eye contact with the director from stage right and instinctually knew to up the tempo of his symphony by a few beats per second. It is unclear if the director and sir maestro are romantically involved.
Act Five is a doozy. It takes place over a single weekend. A hot weekend. A desperate weekend. A mid year weekend close to the sun.
Act Five:
Act Five is a doozy. It takes place over a single weekend. A hot weekend. A desperate weekend. A mid year weekend close to the sun.
Act Five:
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Previously held jobs: drinking popov out of odwalla bottles and spraypainting "#thoughtleadersonly" in the quad of the local junior high.
Minimal lines.
It's yours.
Minimal lines.
It's yours.
Meat acrid =D
It was not so exciting, only to see blunder of Felipe and insane pole lap from Lewis. RBR probably has this one in the bag, Vettel from 3rd place, Alonso from 9th and Kimi from 8th, if they move Di Resta back due to 2 kg too light car
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Dude I was riding my bicicleta last night and listening to that new track called touching by taragana pyjarama.. AND A GIANT DEER HOPPED OVER A BUSH AND LANDED RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!!!! It scared the shit out of me. I almost ran into it, but it was like as big as I was. It looked right at me and in my drunken stupor and I shouted "have any kids?" And then it ran away.
Also it's about 100 degrees and my cat is doing the spread eagle I'm super hot and covered in fur pose.
Also it's about 100 degrees and my cat is doing the spread eagle I'm super hot and covered in fur pose.
SHIT IT'S THE FUZZ RUN
i used to roll burritos for a living. then i found a life worth living
Ricciardo is on fire, since that handsome aussie announced that he will rather drive in Le Mans. Ferrari messed up their upgrade package and Lotus is also in the dark.
Damn, 2 liters of red wine so far. But it is sooo good (homemade by my relatives) - probably massive headache incoming in 12 hours or so
Bagerk: heads up, there are plenty fishes in the pond
KillerMan91
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Anyone here heard or tasted long drinks? Damn I love these. Drank about seven cans (5.5%) in couple of hours and now heading to the baaar.
freenudemacusers
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you mean tall boys? If so, godspeed I ain't about that life anymore haha
Bam Bam Baklava
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Maybe he's talking about long island iced teas.
KillerMan91
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Actually talking about these Finnish long drinks. Decided to take one vodka shot too before going out ( I am poor student so I try to go to bar in pretty damn deep drunk).
Bam Bam Baklava
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Sounds like a good reason to visit Finland.
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Hanging out at the Comcast customer place it's like the DMV.
There's more than one person here waddling.
There's more than one person here waddling.
ohhhhh and Webbles retired WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER LIVING!? hahaha
Actually the best thing about tonight was running into the "hot girl" from highschool and her going "oh my god Dean it is so good to see you, you have gotten ho....handsome!" She was going for hot. Suck it highschool.
Also, yes my name is Dean follow me on instagram at luisalow_deancook because I'm a real person. Suck it internet anonymity!
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