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[arab]

i'm covered in baby powder and i'm drunker than tits


SMOKE SMOKE SMOKE SMOKE

hey salsa you're cooler than snuggler and blame space put together so cheer up buttercup

 

[kehs]

.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I'm gonna try getting addicted to gambling.

 

[Minus_Me]

I love gambling. Gamble away a lot of money sometimes.

 

[ZeroRay]

You ever worked at the counter of a convenience store with access to all them lottery tickets? Shieet.

 

[luckyboyceo]

I mean this is the most respectful way, do you have a cup holder in your wheel chair? Cause that would be sweet. Aside from being in a wheelchair.

Would be fucking BOSS.

I'm gonna try getting addicted to gambling.

I live casinos because they're the one place I can smoke indoors anymore. Sitting at the blackjack table with some whiskey and a cigar is pretty fucking rad regardless of your financial situation at the time.

 

[Minus_Me]

Would be fucking BOSS.


I live casinos because they're the one place I can smoke indoors anymore. Sitting at the blackjack table with some whiskey and a cigar is pretty fucking rad regardless of your financial situation at the time.

Best reason I go to vegas. Can't smoke in the Montreal Casino since the ban in the early 00's.

 

[arab]

Would be fucking BOSS.


I live casinos because they're the one place I can smoke indoors anymore. Sitting at the blackjack table with some whiskey and a cigar is pretty fucking rad regardless of your financial situation at the time.

endless drinks make casinos especially enjoyable. you can just sit at the penny slots and chug the jack and cokes

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

There should be a PAX poker tournament. Winner gets to a handy from mac.

 

[AcridMeat]

We're all winners then style.

 

[ZeroRay]

Gotta raise the stakes.

Too fugged to think of any stakes.

 

[luckyboyceo]

Washington casinos don't do free drinks but thankfully the Native Americans love their tobacco so they never outlawed smoking indoors on the res. It's great.

Gotta raise the stakes.

Too fugged to think of any stakes.

LOL

 

[kehs]

I think mac gives out handjobs will nilly anyways

 

[freenudemacusers]

I'm very discerning to whom I give handjobs.

First, they must be male.

 

[arab]

I'm very discerning to whom I give handjobs.

First, they must be male.

how brown?

lucky you should fly to louisiana and hit the casinos with me. smoke indoors and enjoy free drinks for the cost of pennies!

 

[Salsa]

so I talked to my sis for the first time since her birthday I was DJing at and she told me that at one point during the night I kept playing the same song over and over while shouting "DANCE!" and forcing everyone to do so

if that's not the world's most efficent DJ idk who it is

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Salsa, you need co-host the ultimate turbo jam.

 

[Minus_Me]

Every time I got o my sisters bday, her friends think I'm an old man who is trying to sell them into sexual slavery,

 

[Cameron122]

I'm pretty faded too now, playing Injustice with some buds.

Can I still hang in drunk thread or am I exiled?

 

[Salsa]

my sister is 40 and super hot

really tho she looks like 25 or something, I admire her and can only wish to achieve looking like such a young woman when im that age

2 kids with no surgery too, and im just sittin here getting stretch marks in my butt

 

[AcridMeat]

Cameron please stay, if you can handle Salsa admitting he wants to be a hot young woman.

 

[Salsa]

are we supposed to be drunk when we post here

 

[kaskade]

I went out for the first time in a while dudes. I don't want to go to bed. I'm afraid I might have the spins.

 

[Salsa]

I went out for the first time in a while dudes. I don't want to go to bed. I'm afraid I might have the spins.

just keep a hand on the floor

 

[AcridMeat]

Salsa what song was it that you kept playing?

 

[Salsa]

Salsa what song was it that you kept playing?

I asked and she didnt know it so she cant remember

I played this at some point and ever since she told me I convinced myself that it was that

 

[shadyspace]

can one of you mother fuckers please talk to me

 

[kaskade]

just keep a hand on the floor

Yeah, I'm just hanging out on here sobering up. No work tomorrow so not a big deal.

 

[AcridMeat]

I asked and she didnt know it so she cant remember

I played this at some point and ever since she told me I convinced myself that it was that

Were these people ever dancing or were you just drunk up there with everyone kind of worried.

can one of you mother fuckers please talk to me

Hi.

 

[Salsa]

Were these people ever dancing or were you just drunk up there with everyone kind of worried.

it's probably safe to say both situations played out

I was dancing 100% of the time tho so, success

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I saw a guy that looked like salsa having a lunch date with a real cute young lady today.

 

[Salsa]

see? it can happen

 

[brianjones]

so you saw a bald guy

 

[Salsa]

hey I look like a very specific bald guy proof:

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Yeah he looked alike but if anything his head was more poorly shaped for a bald guy. If anything he was like the Neil to your Costanza. Although he did have some height so it wasn't all bad.

 

[Cameron122]

Salsa gotta follow through if I stay

 

[Salsa]

I feel like style has some sort of terminator vision but for traits related to how good one looks

 

[shadyspace]

i literally hate all of you

 

[Salsa]

its funny all pics of me like the month before shaving my head look like I was dirty as shit and my hair drenched in sweat

is that a balding thing

also you guys need to rate that outfit but ignore the socks but not the seductive look

 

[luckyboyceo]

how brown?

lucky you should fly to louisiana and hit the casinos with me. smoke indoors and enjoy free drinks for the cost of pennies!

I probably wouldn't return from that trip. Lets do it.

 

[Cameron122]

I feel like style has some sort of terminator vision but for traits related to how good one looks

-brings out the eyes
-exagerrates muscletone

 

[freenudemacusers]

how brown?

As long as they are whiter than me it's ok.

exceptions made for eloquent's bbc

 

[AcridMeat]

Why are you looking seductively at your sister man.

 

[Salsa]

Why are you looking seductively at your sister man.

im clearly looking past all of them and to whoever was sitting on the other side

we'll never know more

 

[eudaemonic]

its funny all pics of me like the month before shaving my head look like I was dirty as shit and my hair drenched in sweat
is that a balding thing

also you guys need to rate that outfit but ignore the socks but not the seductive look

I like the socks. I'd buy um if Kick's had um. Not gonna rate the outfit though. I'm not qualified enough to speak on 70's fashion.

Man, I'm not drunk anymore but I wish I was. Korean BBQ is a sobering bitch.

 

[DrM]

ow, headache... too much wine. And almost no fatigue from yesterday's 6 hour hike

bonus view from yesterday's mountain hike - started at 950 m, slowly going up to 1657 m and then descent to 530 m, all in 15 km.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

This may very well be my last post. I am drunk as hell and my buddy wants to go downtown so I'm gonna ride my bike downtown. Acrid gets my pc if I die.
Also, take care of my cat.

 

[EloquentM]

Sorry guys

 

[Discotheque]

okay guys.

i'm drunk. exclusively on rum today. captain morgan, the johnny depp guy.

 

[Cameron122]

Sorry guys

About what mang