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[Darkmakaimura]

I bought some shitty Scandinavian vodka today to celebrate America. Fuck yeah.

I paid $3 of the $5 I had left to buy Steel Reserve! Shitty vodka > Steel Reserve!

 

[ZeroRay]

My dawgs.

 

[Sub_Level]

Fuck yeah! Got three six-packs of Big Flats and celebrating on the Fourth by myself

*all the fictional characters from every fictional work come together for one big party!*

 

[ZeroRay]

You say that ironically now, but once you hit 36...

 

[HalfBakedProphet]

I'm texting some girl my roommate has messed around with. He'd be cool with it has he never had feelings but is it weird otherwise? I'm preeeeety drunk and idk

 

[Minus_Me]

Fuck Away!

 

[EloquentM]

Had sex 3 times today for 50 hour period. My girlfriend is mad a me because I tried to fuck her while sore.

 

[Minus_Me]

Bang Bang your dead

 

[freenudemacusers]

that's not even a little stealthy!

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Hey man anybody can take a bunch of viagra and stay hard all the time.

 

[Snuggles]

Had sex 3 times today for 50 hour period. My girlfriend is mad a me because I tried to fuck her while sore.

While you were sore?

 

[Minus_Me]

Kids like 22, dick should work for three days minimum.

 

[freenudemacusers]

While you were sore?

manny likes the odd pegging here and there. don't judge.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

When I was 22 my boners lasted from the summer solstice to the vernal equinox.

 

[Minus_Me]

I started too late to have that crazy teenage sex.

 

[freenudemacusers]

when I was 22 just hearing the word vernal gave me a boner

 

[ZeroRay]

Some words just sound so sexual.

Spelunking is one.

 

[Minus_Me]

Man do I love spelunking. Nearly died, and the only advice is don't do it drunk.

 

[freenudemacusers]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRPLaobXG2k

would spelunk

 

[Deleted member 22576]

You're never gonna fly a space shuttle if you marry a stripper.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRPLaobXG2k

would spelunk

Not anymore.

 

[Bagerk]

Spent the first 2 hours of the day with my boss yelling at me. Weeks pay just came through, $5000 pay rise. Think I might fuck up more often.

 

[obin_gam]

Day Three of the City Festival here in my little town. Been constantly drunk (except when I sleep) since Wednesday afternoon. It's taking its toll.

 

[kehs]

I used to be a writer up until yesterday.

Then my world was shattered.

I'm burning my quill.

 

[Kentpaul]

on a few benzo's (4 valium) Not feeling anything so far may supplement it with some vodka to speed along the old godly feeling i hear about with benzos and booze

 

[freenudemacusers]

Not anymore.

would still spelunk

 

[coldvein]

would still spelunk

yes!

 

[Snuggles]

I'd give her a taste of vitamin D.

 

[coldvein]

hey cop why did your world shatter bro?

ps happy 5th of july everyone

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Did you guys know balddemon is unbanned?

 

[freenudemacusers]

can't say i'm familiar with that poster

 

[Minus_Me]

Fucked off work and heading to my cottage. Knowing me, my car will auto destruct on the highway.

 

[Kentpaul]

Taking a bath on benzos, weed and vodka = The best wash ever, Fucking loved it. Slashing the warm water over my face and just chilling in the bubbles

Drugs are fucking awesome

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Nevermind this.

 

[kehs]

Vein, cause those two lines are better than anything I've ever written or will write.

 

[Snuggles]

Nevermind this.

Did anyone see what Chuck posted here?

 

[EloquentM]

Did anyone see what Chuck posted here?

No ={

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

It was about that football referee murder and that I needed to cleanse my mind, but I didn't want to think about it anymore so I edited.

 

[Gvaz]

would still spelunk

till my hips turned to dust

 

[freenudemacusers]

it would put a smile on my face; but I don't think it would make the world any better.

 

[FreddieQuell]

damn, last night was an md40 type of night. And I'm feeling it now

 

[Kwixotik]

This video is guaranteed entertainment

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Lies!

So much better!

Even better!

 

[Minus_Me]

Bringing 3 x 750ml of Bombay Gin, Johnnie Walker Double Black, and some Bacardi Gold to the cottage. A couple of bottles of home made wine and other mixers. Should I bring some beers? Is it bad form not to have some around for guests?

 

[brianjones]

truly a dilemma for the ages

 

[Snuggles]

Bringing 3 x 750ml of Bombay Gin, Johnnie Walker Double Black, and some Bacardi Gold to the cottage. A couple of bottles of home made wine and other mixers. Should I bring some beers? Is it bad form not to have some around for guests?

Yeah, you should be considerate of the beer drinkers. I'll be dropping by with my homies and a couple thirty bombs of high life.

 

[Minus_Me]

I wish we had high life here, I simply love those bottles.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Beers are always welcome, so yeah.

 

[Minus_Me]

Well pick up a cheapo 24. That shouldn't tempt me into drinking beer again.

 

[Red UFO]

it's so fuckin warm