drunk thread again

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Left work early, have the house to myself for a couple of hours. Drinking some gin and listening to some music. Nice lazy Friday afternoon.
 
I'm lightweight as fuck. Two Wild Blue blueberry beers and one Blue Moon and I can barely stand. I'm trying to watch season 3 of Gilmore Girls, but I got it from the library and they're scratched as fuck. I'm going to drink one more Blue Moon and try to sleep. Fuck.
 
Is there anything better than waking up next to the KFC that you passed out before eating the night before. I think not. delicious breakfast.
 
man living on the top floor of a building is so much better than living on the first floor i haven't seen a single bug and now i'm the asshole noisy guy upstairs
 
Imagine for a second guys that you had a flap of skin and inside that flap you had a tiny version of yourself hanging out. Pretty snazzy.
 
Oh look everyone's here. Let's drink.

Cheers gentlemen. What are you weekend plans?

Mine? The Last of Us. And maybe some personal projects on the computah
 
A pouch would be really awkward during preggo sex. I'd imagine. I'm not married with kids so Ive never banged a preggers gal.
 
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