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drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics

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I'm gonna fuck my 50 year old co-worker tomorrow.
 
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I can't even prevent pregnancy with $6.

Don't wanna go down that Snuggler road.
 
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Snuggles

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But yeah, she's def preg with my child.

Orf.

She could be in the process of menopause. Early stages. Maybe talk to your mom about this.
 
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It's a brave new world of desperation, that's for sure.

Only awkward thing is that I'm good friends with her son, who also works with me. It's gonna be weird after I fuck his mom.
 
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Oh Snuggler, looking forward to your "my fucking son is being an annoying dipshit while im trying to smoke pot and play videogames" posts.
 
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macuser1of5 said:
how do you feel about it?
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I feel okay. Just imagining the logistics of it is overwhelming, but I know I can handle it. It's something that will only make me stronger.

But I haven't even seen her in person yet since all this came out and while I really like her, it's much more complicated when you're not really in a serious relationship with that person. I wasn't really ready to settle down yet after everything I've been through, but this complicates things.

I don't know.
 
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Snuggler said:
I feel okay. Just imagining the logistics of it is overwhelming, but I know I can handle it. It's something that will only make me stronger.

But I haven't even seen her in person yet since all this came out and while I really like her, it's much more complicated when you're not really in a serious relationship with that person. I wasn't really ready to settle down yet after everything I've been through, but this complicates things.

I don't know.
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I'm sure you'll figure it out snuggles. You always seemed like you had a pretty good head on your shoulders so I have no worries about your kid. Good luck man.
 
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It's just amazing how human anatomy works. As we're typing away now, Snuggler's DNA is coding new proteins for his son, while cells rapidly multiply, forming a neural tube, then organs, then consciousness. It's amazing what two horny creatures can do.
 
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Eggman said:
It's just amazing how human anatomy works. As we're typing away now, Snuggler's DNA is coding new proteins for his son, while cells rapidly multiply, forming a neural tube, then organs, then consciousness. It's amazing what two horny creatures can do.
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Stop being smart.
 
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Eggman said:
It's just amazing how human anatomy works. As we're typing away now, Snuggler's DNA is coding new proteins for his son, while cells rapidly multiply, forming a neural tube, then organs, then consciousness. It's amazing what two horny creatures can do.
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his son is being a little bitch right now probably
 
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Snuggler I think there's still time.

I remember during my biology class last semester that a certain bromide compound can calcify DNA and prevent it from coding. You can stop your son's development by getting a gallon of this thing and sticking it up your girl's pussy. Your girl might die in the progress but at least you won't be a dad. That means more XCOM and perhaps more lube.
 
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Do you guys think our offspring will post in drunk thread Version 6. I wonder if shadyspace's son is gonna inherit the compulsive lying disorder gene.
 
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if GAF is still around in 10 years when I'm on my death bed dying of old age, I will definitely pass my account down to my child

the Snuggler brand will live on
 
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coldvein said:
it will definitely ruin your son too. when i have a kid i'm going to raise it in the wilderness.
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Dude, back in the day you had to dig for fucked up shit. It was basically hidden unless you knew where to look. There were no memes. Like 10 forums. 3 meg porn clips you had to wait 30 minutes to watch. Real fucking audio. HTML tables. Web rings.

I miss it.
 
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macuser1of5 said:
Dude, back in the day you had to dig for fucked up shit. It was basically hidden unless you knew where to look. There were no memes. Like 10 forums. 3 meg porn clips you had to wait 30 minutes to watch. Real fucking audio. HTML tables. Web rings.

I miss it.
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a magic time when there was still some mystery in the world
 
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But kids are cool

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Bummer he'll probably be an asshole in 12 years.
 
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