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[Kentpaul]

inject some heroin to numb dat pain yo

 

[coldvein]

i wish.

 

[Snuggles]

well, my doctor called, my CT scan is all good. no ulcer, hernia or stomach cancers.

which is good, but still lame that i dont know why im having abdominal pain.

When was the last time you pooped? Maybe the works are all clogged up.

 

[Kentpaul]

Dudes just passing a kidney stone or someshit, Its no worries.

Pain is just life kicking you in the face. Everyone needs a kick in the face to even things out.

Since everyone in this thread lives in the first world its just fair things go to shit for us every now and then.

 

[Salsa]

Because you refuse to wear a wig. What's your problem?

dude its HOT around here

 

[AcridMeat]

dude its HOT around here

Wear this to balance it out.

 

[DangerStepp]

I'm getting a beer on the way home and no one is going to stop me.

 

[coldvein]

which one of you is gorilla monsoon on steam

 

[Rubbish King]

Been working solid for two weeks straight and I have a day off tomorrow (our Lil secret drunk gaf)
YOU KNOW WHAT FUCKING TIME IT ISSSSSS

 

[Snuggles]

I'm getting a beer on the way home and no one is going to stop me.

We'll see about that. Just reported you to homeland security as an al-Qaeda operative.

 

[Rubbish King]

We'll see about that. Just reported you to homeland security as an al-Qaeda operative.

Not if I report you first Snuggler.. Your regime must end

 

[Mudkips]

what is even happening in this thread.. I'm a stranger in my home town. fuvk everything.. drubk til u die

God damn it stop getting banned!

 

[freenudemacusers]

rip atramental
rip snuggler's freedom
rip blame space

 

[MetalGuardian]

Hooray! A night of drinking and GAF! What could be better?

Human interaction??? What the hell is that!

 

[shadyspace]

This is human interaction

 

[donkey show]

Just met two juniors at a random house party in Manchester. One of them was wearing a Turquoise Jeep shirt. Fucking amazing.

 

[Rubbish King]

i really like this girl at work.....but she's like 5 years older than me...is that age gap too much..... pretty sure she likes me back but i cant be sure....also timedog...tell your girlfriend im sorry I was so hostile towards her.... she just ruins my afternoons....but y'know all gaffers are real people so i feel guilty being mean

 

[AcridMeat]

Tashbrooke 5 years is nothing.

 

[MetalGuardian]

This is human interaction

CAN I SHAKE YOUR HAND? WHAT DOES FLESH FEEL LIKE

Just met two juniors at a random house party in Manchester. One of them was wearing a Turquoise Jeep shirt. Fucking amazing.

As in two junior GAF members? That doesn't make sense. I'm trying to wrap my head around this. Keep the Jeep riding though, OBVIOUSLY. Has there been any updates on when album two is dropping?

i really like this girl at work.....but she's like 5 years older than me...is that age gap too much..... pretty sure she likes me back but i cant be sure....also timedog...tell your girlfriend im sorry I was so hostile towards her.... she just ruins my afternoons....but y'know all gaffers are real people so i feel guilty being mean

Five years ain't nothing but a thang. Seriously, what the hell. Go for it brother.

Are TimeDog and Devo the only famous GAF couple?

 

[Salsa]

lately everytime I have some beers on a hot day (like what im doing now) I realize that god damn I think I love drinking TOO much.

This is gonna be troublesome in some years man, im gonna be such a drunk old fart

and its gonna be great

 

[Rubbish King]

Tashbrooke 5 years is nothing.

but im *almost 19* and shes 24...whats dya think about that..is it alright....?

 

[Snuggles]

but im *almost 19* and shes 24...whats dya think about that..is it alright....?

That kind of age difference is not a big deal as long as she's into it. Your shockingly small penis is going to be a much bigger hurdle.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

So this is tofiftu year old is coming o. Mr what do I do exactly:

 

[Salsa]

but im *almost 19* and shes 24...whats dya think about that..is it alright....?

dude

 

[Rubbish King]

That kind of age difference is not a big deal as long as she's into it. Your shockingly small penis is going to be a much bigger hurdle.

its funny because my cock is most certainly bigger than your cat penis

dude

wuht?




Seriously though...a college at work told me she's into me..... i really wanna go but im just such a pussy when im sober.........shes so....amazing

 

[Salsa]

wuht?

that age gap is nothing

in other random-ass news that chick I posted way back that I used to hook up with from time to time until she got married in vegas out of fucking nowhere suddenly got like.. too much into tattoos. Her boyfriend is this rock band guy and she got way trashy, I dont like it.

this is her like 2 weeks ago:

and this is her yesterday (notice the multiple extra tattoos):

man I ussually love tattoos but something about this makes me feel bad, she'd look way better without em

 

[Rubbish King]

seriously want to talk to this girl but i dont know her last name.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. </3

 

[Salsa]

seriously want to talk to this girl but i dont know her last name.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. </3

why would you need her last name?

 

[Penguin]

So got a lot of beer.. and a rented copy of A Christmas Story 2.. I assume nothing good will come of this combo.

 

[ZeroRay]

Last names are important in Tashbrooke's culture

Or he's just using it as an excuse to pussy out.

 

[Get'sMad]

drinking som pilsner urquells and smokin weed

fuck with me

 

[Seanspeed]

seriously want to talk to this girl but i dont know her last name

I dont talk to a girl unless I know her social security number.

Just aint safe brah.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Stella artois = ?/10

 

[shadyspace]

like an 8? I'd say close to an 8.

 

[Rubbish King]

why would you need her last name?

we both nawt working till monday...i dont know her last name and therefore cant add her on facebook you guise ...so i cant talk to her...this is what i mean


She likes lord of the rings so i wanted to asker her to come to see the hobbit...but alas.. i cant

 

[Get'sMad]

love some hella crispy stellas

good session beer but mad overpriced

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Stellas are good. They're good. I just ejaculated on this 50 year olds sister chest.

 

[Salsa]

we both nawt working till monday...i dont know her last name and therefore cant add her on facebook you guise ...so i cant talk to her...this is what i mean


She likes lord of the rings so i wanted to asker her to come to see the hobbit...but alas.. i cant

you dont have work friends in common on fb?

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Her pussy is really tight for. 50 yr ols

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Stella

 

[shadyspace]

the pussy starts to retighten at around 47

 

[Rubbish King]

you dont have work friends in common on fb?

naww.... i've only got a few friends on fb in my department and they keep to themselves

 

[Seanspeed]

the pussy starts to retighten at around 47

I'm glad there are people to do this research for our benefit.

 

[DangerStepp]

that age gap is nothing

in other random-ass news that chick I posted way back that I used to hook up with from time to time until she got married in vegas out of fucking nowhere suddenly got like.. too much into tattoos. Her boyfriend is this rock band guy and she got way trashy, I dont like it.

this is her like 2 weeks ago:

and this is her yesterday (notice the multiple extra tattoos):

man I ussually love tattoos but something about this makes me feel bad, she'd look way better without em

Atramental is clawing at his monitor like a spider monkey right now.

Snuggler, I'm Southern, eating BBQ and am drunk right now. I wouldn't fuck with me.

Unless you bring over some potato salad.

 

[shadyspace]

I was gonna cheat on this girl but I think I'm not gonna. I might love her? I've cheated on every girlfriend I've ever had without a thought but this one I feel guilty about just the idea.

 

[Salsa]

I was gonna cheat on this girl but I think I'm not gonna. I might love her? I've cheated on every girlfriend I've ever had without a thought but this one I feel guilty about just the idea.

drink some more

Spoiler

i kid that's love bro

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Hella spicy that pussy was hella spicy

 

[shadyspace]

you really fucking a 50 year old eggs

 

[Get'sMad]

wanna gruffle down some steaks and imbibe hella chivas sometime

 

[Deleted member 81567]

you really fucking a 50 year old eggs

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