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drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics
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I spilled my hot nuts ALL NIGHT
Cool song brah
My chicken sandwich is taking forever to come. I'm waiting in line for like the last 10minutes. Drivethroguh at mcds should not e this long............
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kqVgbhenEI
getting high and dancing around with my neighbors
good times
getting high and dancing around with my neighbors
good times
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumple_Minze
fuck me, like 5 of thoses
fuck me, like 5 of thoses
Zeus Molecules
illegal immigrants are stealing our air
Drunk as fuck right now.... Life is good
THX BRO
Did I mention to your guys yet that my present from sister/brother in law was 3 beers and a flask? Yeha they know me well enough.
alternatively
shadyspace
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so i had my first wet dream last night
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Deleted member 81567
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...while one of your girls was sucking you off you mean right?
shadyspace
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No I was dreaming that was happening but the cum in the dream happened in real life
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Deleted member 81567
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I don't believe that. You're too masculine for that to happen. One of the females you have caged probably escaped after wild fantasies for your dick and started chewing on it while you were asleep.
freenudemacusers
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footjobs
don't forget the ear holes
freenudemacusers
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And titties and armpits
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Deleted member 81567
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You pretty much have it covered. I've also trained my dick to strangle other penises and writhe them with pleasure.
Pretty much.
freenudemacusers
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Child abuse.
Should be drinking from a sippy tumbler like a classy toddler.
Should be drinking from a sippy tumbler like a classy toddler.
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Indian chicks?
Native American orrrrrrr bust...hehe
It was pretty good actually. The buffalo sauce and mayo mixed together pretty well.
freenudemacusers
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Desecrating his temple smh
nice bro ,thats how you party hard
btw, whats wrong with itunes 11? i only just updated because it kept bugging me about it. haven't opened it yet though.
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Aw man.
What.
I got kinda wasted last night, it was cool, everyone was helllla drunk. But. Didn't really know anyone, because barely anyone from my shift was there. I was just floating around making small talk and drinking drinks. Then these pretty slutty looking girls started talking to me. One was this super fine black chick with a super nice butt and an open backed shirt, the other was this petite little Mexican girl with kinda bad teeth. We started dancing on the dance floor at this point and then some other guy came over and peeled one of them away from me. Then for like 30 minutes the four of us were dancing pretty heatedly and I was touching tons of boobs and buttcheeks. Then the party started winding down and they took off. I got the Mexican girls number and her name was "Narly" which was pretty gnarly. I entered her contact as "Narly total babe super hot (yes you want to do her)" and she started laughing really hard. Then I hopped on my bicycle and rode home to watch cartoons.
I feel ever so slightly ashamed.
What.
I got kinda wasted last night, it was cool, everyone was helllla drunk. But. Didn't really know anyone, because barely anyone from my shift was there. I was just floating around making small talk and drinking drinks. Then these pretty slutty looking girls started talking to me. One was this super fine black chick with a super nice butt and an open backed shirt, the other was this petite little Mexican girl with kinda bad teeth. We started dancing on the dance floor at this point and then some other guy came over and peeled one of them away from me. Then for like 30 minutes the four of us were dancing pretty heatedly and I was touching tons of boobs and buttcheeks. Then the party started winding down and they took off. I got the Mexican girls number and her name was "Narly" which was pretty gnarly. I entered her contact as "Narly total babe super hot (yes you want to do her)" and she started laughing really hard. Then I hopped on my bicycle and rode home to watch cartoons.
I feel ever so slightly ashamed.
maybe i'm not doing something right but like shit I have in my library doesn't show up in search now and search is slow as fuck now especially if you have a big library
shit not showing up when I drag and drop files into it, etc....I fucking hate it
now I'm mad because every NFL game on now sucks dick other than washington and cleveland..
sigh....
freenudemacusers
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Speaking of football, I'm seeing the Seahawks on the 30th. I don't follow football but I do know about watching sports in stadiums and drinking. Which is what I will do.
they actually let you throw rocks at the players right now, it's pretty cool
you just have to bring your own, but it's totally OK to chuck them into the field, trust me
freenudemacusers
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Awesome, I'll find some pointy ones
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