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[Salsa]

man, got waaaaaaaaasted at the costume party, t'was amazing

there was this snow white chick who had some massive boobage going on but she looked like she was 15 or something, it was weird

 

[Salsa]

pics of boob snow white

(my sim costume in full effect)

what happened to my face

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Oh man. Those boobs. Phew.
Jeez luhweez.

 

[balddemon]

those are so nice

 

[shadyspace]

damn those titties I'd smash if she was 15 #Idon'tgiveafuck

 

[Get'sMad]

yeah those are p nice boobz

on miller lite number 3 bout to load a bowl

friend wanted me to go see the hobbit, told him to fuck off

not sitting in a theater for 3 fucking hours watching some dumb dwarf movie

 

[Deleted member 81567]

...those boobs

 

[Snuggles]

yeah those are p nice boobz

on miller lite number 3 bout to load a bowl

friend wanted me to go see the hobbit, told him to fuck off

not sitting in a theater for 3 fucking hours watching some dumb dwarf movie

Fuck long movies. The maximum length of a movie should be one hour. No one wants to sit around for three hours of that bullshit.

Especially with The Horbit since it would probably make me spew, especially if I were to see it stoned (I would have to).

 

[shadyspace]

those tits could smash miller lite number 3 into a coaster

 

[Salsa]

girl was sticking her hand on that cleavage and moving those boobs around all party too, she was visibly uncomfortable with those damn magumbos

 

[Get'sMad]

Fuck long movies. The maximum length of a movie should be one hour. No one wants to sit around for three hours of that bullshit.

Especially with The Horbit since it would probably make me spew, especially if I were to see it stoned (I would have to).

for real and its like every genere of movie these days too..people like judd apatow turning comedies into unnecessary 2 and half hour marathons

this is why I like tv waaay better these days

 

[Salsa]

man I just called up this friend to ask her if I had to go help clean up (party was at my film school), and she told me "we cleaned up the whole thing before we left dont you remember?"

damn. Solid hour or more blackout in wich I was apparently behaving completely normal

 

[ZeroRay]

Thanks for the boobs salsa.

My fingers smell like fried chicken.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

I just jerked off whilst looking at those boobs. I really wanna frame those boobs. Those boobs.

 

[Steelrain]

I feel the love for the beats.

Jerkin in my sheets.

Love for the melody.

Feel it in my meats.

Meats.

Yes, meats.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Sup

 

[Steelrain]

Nuttin much. Sup with you?

 

[freenudemacusers]

Reading about Eggman jerking off. The usual.

 

[Salsa]

also that dude with the bikini just popped out of nowhere. No one knew who he was and he had a spanish (as in, from spain) accent. He was the coolest.

 

[ZeroRay]

I had class with him back in freshman year. He is pretty cool.

 

[Steelrain]

Oh, eggman. That guy.

 

[Get'sMad]

what spanish speaking country has the coolest accent?

do the spanish act like dicks to non spain spanish speakers like the french do to french candians?

 

[Steelrain]

what spanish speaking country has the coolest accent?

do the spanish act like dicks to non spain spanish speakers like the french do to french candians?

Cuba has the best

 

[Get'sMad]

I need to take up spanish

went "rebel" in college and studied russian which I don't really regret but a better than high school level of spanish would be rad since most of the countries I want to travel to these days are spanish speaking

 

[Salsa]

I feel so bad for not smashing. Its like a let all of drunk gaf down.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I feel so bad for not smashing. Its like a let all of drunk gaf down.

Did you have an opportunity and fail?

 

[Salsa]

Did you have an opportunity and fail?

opportunity was totally there, girl was super chatty and slutty, I was just too busy being a drunk jackass

whatever mang, booze

 

[freenudemacusers]

opportunity was totally there, girl was super chatty and slutty, I was just too busy being a drunk jackass

whatever mang, booze

Bro I an disappoint

 

[Get'sMad]

psssssh

don't worry bout it bro

just keep not giving a fuck and everything will fall into place

 

[freenudemacusers]

She's already married and pregnant with a child. A child that could have been your own, salsa

 

[Salsa]

She's already married and pregnant with a child. A child that could have been your own, salsa

that would explain the tits

 

[shadyspace]

could we get away with posting nudes in here if no then I forgive you salsa if yes you're dead to me

 

[Salsa]

best I could've done was getting a sniff on those tittays anyway, I really dont know how old she was but that's a kids face man

I got no time for no kiddies son

 

[Deleted member 81567]

I'm definitely disappointed Salsa. Imagine those heavy tits smashing against your face while your dick is penetrating her moist, tight vagina and her vocal chords agonizingly emit high-pitched waves resembling your name.

Yeah, you missed out.

 

[Salsa]

I'm definitely disappointed Salsa. Imagine those heavy tits smashing against your face while your dick is penetrating her moist, tight vagina and her vocal chords agonizingly emit high-pitched waves resembling your name.

Yeah, you missed out.

that'd be one wild 15 year old

 

[Deleted member 81567]

She's not 15. Those tits are not 15. My ex was a DD and I thought her tits were huge after they reached their peak at 18. Those are not 15. Those boobs are not 15.

 

[Salsa]

She's not 15. Those tits are not 15. My ex was a DD and I thought her tits were huge after they reached their peak at 18. Those are not 15. Those boobs are not 15.

I just confirmed that she's either 15 or 16 bro, according to a bud

kid face


those boobs are so out of place

we're all creepers now

 

[freenudemacusers]

Your bro is just lying so he can keep her to himself duh this basic stuff

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Well fuck, I just jerked off to this girl, what do I say to myself now?

 

[freenudemacusers]

Well fuck, I just jerked off to this girl, what do I say to myself now?

Cut off your penis and mail it to the cops as evidence for your upcoming trial

 

[Salsa]

Well fuck, I just jerked off to this girl, what do I say to myself now?

its ok bro she approved it

 

[shadyspace]

hahaha

 

[Salsa]

man I wish I had more options to order food from. Tired of same-pizza same-whatever

 

[EloquentM]

So glad I'm at work and couldn't jerk to this. Would've set my genitals on fire afterwards.

 

[Snuggles]

You don't jerk at work?

 

[coldvein]

damn those titties I'd smash if she was 15 #Idon'tgiveafuck

exactly

jesus christ. i'd risk prison time for dem tits, its what god intended.

(face is a little mehhhh but who cares)

 

[Get'sMad]

i'm worried shes gonna have some back problems in the future guys

 

[coldvein]

i'm worried shes gonna have some back problems in the future guys

and her boobs will eventually become a mess too. now is the prime time

 

[shadyspace]

coldveins balls are as big as her tits

 

[Steelrain]

i'm worried shes gonna have some back problems in the future guys

You're worrying about the wrong thing. Worry about the drunk pedos licking their pedo chops.