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[Deleted member 81567]

If I get permabanned from NeoGAF I'm gonna come back with a new schtick, stay tuned.

 

[Wool]

Looooonnnng December

 

[AcridMeat]

I don't think my brain could handle good posts.

 

[EloquentM]

I want my money, man.

 

[Rubbish King]

At a house party with a few friends.. A man called Pete has asked me not to beat him up because he doesn't want to fight today.. He has asked me my name many many times.. Pop quiz.. What's my name drunk thread?

 

[freenudemacusers]

Cunty McTwatterson, esq

 

[Rubbish King]

Cunty McTwatterson, esq

Wrong.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Fanny Twatsmondley

 

[Rubbish King]

Fanny Twatsmondley

So close yet so far! Cmon.. Take an educated guess

 

[Snuggles]

no one cares

 

[freenudemacusers]

no one cares

Weird name

 

[Mully]

GAF got really boring ever since I became unbanned.

 

[Rubbish King]

I gave in guys... Hating myself atm

 

[shadyspace]

I gave in guys... Hating myself atm

Don't feel bad. We can't all resist the allure of the cock.

 

[Rubbish King]

I wish it had been tbf, but a lot of my friends they love the Charlie..

 

[Wool]

My humidifier is out of water, this thread is dead, and it's real cold outside.

If I filled the humidifier with gin could I get drunk off of the air in the room?

 

[Get'sMad]

got a bottle of cab, a joint, and koyaanisqatsi on blu ray

it's on

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Trying to weasel my way out of work early.

 

[Get'sMad]

it's that time of the year

i mean everyone at my office has been pretending to be doing work the last 2 weeks

I left about 2 hours early today after a day of doing maybe 45 minutes of "work"

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Yeah I got to go home like 20 minutes after posting that.

 

[Vyroxis]

I just bought shots for 30 or so people. My toast? "May all your enemies suffer your happiness and success".

Yay, I have friends now!

 

[Wool]

it's that time of the year

i mean everyone at my office has been pretending to be doing work the last 2 weeks

I left about 2 hours early today after a day of doing maybe 45 minutes of "work"

You work at an office? Whenever I read this thread I just assume that you are all unsuccessful college aged poors like me. What do you do?

 

[Snuggles]

so faded

wowow

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CGhx8H9h-U

 

[Get'sMad]

You work at an office? Whenever I read this thread I just assume that you are all unsuccessful college aged poors like me. What do you do?

I chill

 

[Snuggles]

I've got my own office.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYTCdlNpOaQ

 

[Acid08]

I'm drinking Faygo and it's pretty, juggalos gets to drink this shit all the time. Anyone here a juggalo?

edit: besides JTwo of course ;P

 

[Snuggles]

rock & rye was the shit

 

[Acid08]

Totally drinking rock&rye right now with some pizza.

 

[Snuggles]

is it a tony's pizza?

 

[Acid08]

No, it's my pizza. Fuck Tony.

 

[coldvein]

i survived.

 

[AcridMeat]

nice to see your internet voice is in tact coldvein

I'm home too mothafuckas,

 

[coldvein]

just got back. fucking exhaaauuusted .. and i havent jerked off in four days. saving an epic load for a special someone

 

[freenudemacusers]

just got back. fucking exhaaauuusted .. and i havent jerked off in four days. saving an epic load for a special someone

Dude save it for me

 

[coldvein]

Dude save it for me

its gonna be thick.

 

[EloquentM]

I think I like speeding more than breathing.

 

[disappeared]

Just had a couple shots of grey goose with the security guard downstairs. Now the buzz is coming.

 

[Acid08]

its gonna be thick.

Vanilla milkshake?

 

[Mr.Fresh]

I'm drunk and high at the same time. Drinkin champagne in the airplane

 

[freenudemacusers]

its gonna be thick.

not afraid of chewing

 

[el retorno]

I didn't mean to get to drunk tonight.

 

[akira28]

Oh god why do I crave 7-11 for dinner. Bad nachos and dry hotdogs are calling my name.

Leinenkugels Lemon Berry shandy...what the fuck this is actually good? I could swill on this for hours.

 

[arab]

GUYS GUYS GUYS

i love boobies

 

[Vyroxis]

Ow, my head.

 

[Rubbish King]

Ow, my head.

know that feel bro, i got fucked up last night

 

[Snuggles]

I got fucked up but everything's fine on my end. It's remarkable how well my body has adapted to my lifestyle. I can basically drink/smoke myself to sleep then wake up at 8AM the next day for work and feel fully functionally.

But then again maybe I've adapted to feeling shitty all the time and it's just normal now.

 

[Mr.Fresh]

I'm the same way lol. I got super fucked up. 2 bottles and hookah. Then I wake up at 9 and I'm at the gym right now.

 

[Wool]

Oh god why do I crave 7-11 for dinner. Bad nachos and dry hotdogs are calling my name.

Leinenkugels Lemon Berry shandy...what the fuck this is actually good? I could swill on this for hours.

I've never been in a 7-11 in my life. Is it just a gas station that doesn't have any gas?


Also, I've always liked to jokingly sneer at the snobby Californians, but in Montana everyone seems to legitimately hate them. I find it hard to believe, but there is some sort of influx of Californians moving to the middle of Montana.

 

[Rubbish King]

I got fucked up but everything's fine on my end. It's remarkable how well my body has adapted to my lifestyle. I can basically drink/smoke myself to sleep then wake up at 8AM the next day for work and feel fully functionally.

But then again maybe I've adapted to feeling shitty all the time and it's just normal now.

I can usually do that, but ive been doing things i shouldnt have, making stupid mistakes and not following my instinct... guilt/hangover/comedown... really have to stop going out

 

[Kentpaul]

The guilt is the worse, Even worse when you pull some low level shit the night before. Drinking a few coors lights right now, about to graduate to my JACK DANIELS.

Got big plans for tonight. Well no plans but fuck something great is bound to happen right ?

What yall drinking