Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Well dont be shy! post it maaaayn!
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drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics
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Well dont be shy! post it maaaayn!
freenudemacusers
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Post it so we can add it to the op.
I'm not hostile, I'm just asserting my dominance over you. It's nature.
unfortunately its not about this thread but okay!
I no longer have the completed version but I'll post a draft of it
freenudemacusers
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Gettin all apex predator and shit. Soon you'll be flying and throwin cars.
Is this thread really about anything? #deep thoughts
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
First it was for taste then escape turned to binge drinking.
I feel its most tempting when the bottle is speaking.
telling you that you're thirsty when you only need water.
Its calling like the words of a daughter to a father.
I still keep drinking 'cause it hurts to bother.
It hurts just to care, too little debonaire.
So I drink 'til I'm weak let all senses beware.
who cares where I'll be/when I'm faded I'm free
I'm stuck in this seat/but I'm happy to be
No idea where I'm going/but I could care less
we stop at this place/and I'm feeling a mess
we pick up somone/I'm once again good
we exit this hood/There's no reason to brood
my boy offers more booze I gladly will take it
my boy offers weed I know that they lace it
this girl is just staring no reason to hate it
I'm never self conscious/think I need some more drink
I wake from this dream/then vomit in my sink.
I need to make choices, be bigger than I am.
It's hard to overcome, to be more than a man.
people will put you down as if they have made it.
Only I can rise to the occasion, why take time and delay it?
It doesn't stick to any formal form of poetry, really, but who cares?
I feel its most tempting when the bottle is speaking.
telling you that you're thirsty when you only need water.
Its calling like the words of a daughter to a father.
I still keep drinking 'cause it hurts to bother.
It hurts just to care, too little debonaire.
So I drink 'til I'm weak let all senses beware.
who cares where I'll be/when I'm faded I'm free
I'm stuck in this seat/but I'm happy to be
No idea where I'm going/but I could care less
we stop at this place/and I'm feeling a mess
we pick up somone/I'm once again good
we exit this hood/There's no reason to brood
my boy offers more booze I gladly will take it
my boy offers weed I know that they lace it
this girl is just staring no reason to hate it
I'm never self conscious/think I need some more drink
I wake from this dream/then vomit in my sink.
I need to make choices, be bigger than I am.
It's hard to overcome, to be more than a man.
people will put you down as if they have made it.
Only I can rise to the occasion, why take time and delay it?
*sips scotch*
It doesn't stick to any formal form of poetry, really, but who cares?
If I post more in here I shall. Also, I need some wine. Trying not to drink though, fuck.You're a cat.
So make one about this thread too!
After play rehearsals today I decided to pick up a couple of ciders to chill out tonight.
Some of my housemates went out, for whatever reason I decided to take em up on their offer of Jager despite knowing I wasn't going out.
Still, all Jager is good Jager.
Some of my housemates went out, for whatever reason I decided to take em up on their offer of Jager despite knowing I wasn't going out.
Still, all Jager is good Jager.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Ah Jagerbombs are pretty awesome
You're doing it wrong.
haven't slept for more than 3 hours in the past 24 hours so I might cop a bottle of pinot before I sleep tonight...mmmm good drinks.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
There we go....god i wish i had a bottle...i could go and search the house but i can't be bothered
There we go....god i wish i had a bottle...i could go and search the house but i can't be bothered
Lol I've got you covered.
Me too. GAF is such a bunch of silly little girls.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Woo, drinks all round
Shut up you..... silly girl
FUCK YEAH I FOUND RUM, ahh it burns...but its a good burn
make it last, savvy?
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Oh only a glass tonight, I'm gonna save this for a few days
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
I see, whatcha studying? Ive got a guitar lesson in the morning....but thats not really the same...lol
Lifespan development (a higher division psychology course).
underrated clash album
in other news my bro "borrowed" my wahl clippers to clip his hair and a week and half ago and haven't gotten them back.. I use them with no guard or a 1 or 2 to trim my facial hair about once a week
i look like a hobo right now
freenudemacusers
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Neat poem, eloquent. I have not studied much in the way of poetry so I cannot offer much feedback
I would never put walh clippers near my dick. A friend of mine did and he nicked the base of his shaft. He showed me in an elevator lol
I would never put walh clippers near my dick. A friend of mine did and he nicked the base of his shaft. He showed me in an elevator lol
its sub-par, adequate at best. like I said it has no formal guidelines it adheres too. technically speaking its unimpressive. concept is lacking in description..blah blah blah blahhh
freenudemacusers
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Well hey I respect you putting it out there, shit ain't easy to do.
I've had like 3 beers and I'm reading this pop vs hop thread and my head hurts, shit is TOO MUCH
I've had like 3 beers and I'm reading this pop vs hop thread and my head hurts, shit is TOO MUCH
freenudemacusers
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Its too avant garde for me
Link please.
bruh I put on the #2 and trim my nether regions at least every 1-2 months with the wahls
its a magical experience
freenudemacusers
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I go for the close shave my friend. Like baby smooth.
Eloquent http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=496763
Eloquent http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=496763
MURDER ME
MetalGuardian
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My brohas! I'm drunk and hoping I'm not the only GAFfer that is
read above you dammmit
freenudemacusers
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Tread carefully bro, coldvein isn't around to absorb it
D
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Drunk thread needs more poetry
I've got a lot but I honestly hate writing formally. If there is more demand I will post more.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
I was drunk so i forgot to read... im not expert, but i like that it rhymes
Now do one on this thread.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
I JUST GOT A FUCKING JOB, HELL YEAH!!!!
Looks like im getting wasted tonight, I'll be back GAF....I'll be back
Looks like im getting wasted tonight, I'll be back GAF....I'll be back
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Factory job, Here's the company I'd been waiting for weeks to be told when I'm starting so i rang up yesterday, turns out they were waiting for a place in the IT department but because i rang up they are putting me in the factory untill a space frees up, thank god..... Gaming PC and LondonGAF meetup here i come
So happy
So do your worst...Snuggles.
freenudemacusers
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we should switch for real pic january or whatever and blow minds
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