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drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics

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Salsa

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serial killer girl just posted a wikipedia link on my wall to an ancient torturing device that would insanely stretch your anus

this is the best kind of flirting
 

FairyD

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So those little shooter bottles mix well with a bottle of water. I mixed a bottle of tequila with some water and have been drinking that for most of the day. You can edge yourself close to being tipsy.
 

Riggs

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i guess

I signed up to OKcupid....god i am drunk...not even to ask women out...just to see if they exist

I've done this ...

Fucked 3 girls off there, drunk when I signed up, Drunk when I messaged them, Drunk when I texted them, Drunk when I called them, and drunked when we fucked

All 3 were fat

It will end well bro, do it.
 
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