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drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics
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Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
hahahaha, nahh im good, there are some really nice looking/sounding girls...few crazies...im not super confident atm, but i vow...when i get a bit more confidence i will get on riggly
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
i am honestly up for that
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Should we all skype then
Im up for it...why the fuck not
Im up for it...why the fuck not
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Broke my cam in a rage
im not going on cam for shit, i just fancied a talking whilst i have a cigarette..also yank accents are funny
shadyspace
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I'll fuck a fat chick if she's got a cute face no shame homie
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bitch I don't keep them around through the night that's amateur hour
shadyspace
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yeah ok I had a few I think my girlfriend hates me
shadyspace
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yeah it's definitely the drinking
captnriggz , lets do this!
shadyspace
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go on
Get on Skype you mean fucking kitty and I ll tell you
Well if she comes home and we're bought trashed, we usually end up accusing each other of cheating. As far as I know, neither of us have ever so much as flirted with other people. Having a built in Drinking buddy is also dangerous. Its impossible for us to go to family functions.
shadyspace
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sounds better than my situation. I get drunk and accuse her of cheating and she is completely bewildered. At least you have someone right there with you.
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sorry for having feelings vein
freenudemacusers
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Been mulling over your story, truly!, and I think you should slow the rope and not get serious with this chick ... Yet. I had a friend who knocked up a girl and did the "right" thing and put a ring on it and basically rushed the whole date-love-marriage thing past its organic flow and now he is estranged from both the daughter and the woman. If you are sincerely considering long term shit with her just be honest and tell her to take this shit slow. Asking you to change overnight is the baby hormones and her parents. I mean I've changed a bit over the many years of marriage but it certainly was not foisted upon me.
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Of what?
cat eyes, cute cat nose, and whiskers for the sake of redundancy.
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He'd have to get the whiskers like surgically done.
you're correct. hmm where would they get thick and long enough strands though? a tiger perhaps?
freenudemacusers
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Raising a newborn baby is obnoxious and shitty most of the time. Just being honest. don't add relationship issues on top of that. Babies, despite their constant pants shitting, will feed off the energy. If this were me I'd tell her that we should wait a year or so to really dig into our future, kid should be number one.
And also as someone who was raised by parents who fought constantly and shit sometimes being separate is better. I don't have a relationship with my parents at all because they are too stubborn or dumb to leave each other. Can't deal with being the middleman anymore.
somehow mac is married so we should all take relationship advice from him
am i allowed to talk about what i do with this girl with my bro friends? like if she gives me a blowjob can i tell them "hey i got my dick sucked". me and the girl and half my bro friends work together, and a quarter of my brofriends workout at the gym we work out. i'm guessing that telling them was a bad idea because now shes pissed at me. she said, and i quote, "you aren't real. and only care about what looks good. i would only be a trophy in your eyes. and i deserve more than that."
like who the fuck says that. all we've done is fool around and she even told me she doesn't want me to get hurt and doesn't want a relationship right now and doesn't want me to be just rebound ass and so much other bullshit. but the blowjob was good and the kisses are great so i dont know.
oh and get this: earlier today i asked her if she was still down to go out for her bday on saturday and she said "yes i can't wait!!! " yet now shes pissed off at me for being 'fake'? who's being fake now, trick?
sorry guys i don't really expect you to read this but i just needed to tell someone.
am i allowed to talk about what i do with this girl with my bro friends? like if she gives me a blowjob can i tell them "hey i got my dick sucked". me and the girl and half my bro friends work together, and a quarter of my brofriends workout at the gym we work out. i'm guessing that telling them was a bad idea because now shes pissed at me. she said, and i quote, "you aren't real. and only care about what looks good. i would only be a trophy in your eyes. and i deserve more than that."
like who the fuck says that. all we've done is fool around and she even told me she doesn't want me to get hurt and doesn't want a relationship right now and doesn't want me to be just rebound ass and so much other bullshit. but the blowjob was good and the kisses are great so i dont know.
oh and get this: earlier today i asked her if she was still down to go out for her bday on saturday and she said "yes
i can't wait!!! " yet now shes pissed off at me for being 'fake'? who's being fake now, trick?sorry guys i don't really expect you to read this but i just needed to tell someone.
freenudemacusers
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I'm no relationship guru god but I've seen Snuggs situation about a dozen times in the last few years (military people fuck first and ask later) so I've seen what fucks it up.
And yeah you can tell your friend duh. And seriously anyone who gives out bjs freely cannot be legit pissed if you squawk about it. She sounds cray bro
Half the fun of fucking chicks is telling your friends about it. Even better if they work with her, just to make them squirm lol
And yeah you can tell your friend duh. And seriously anyone who gives out bjs freely cannot be legit pissed if you squawk about it. She sounds cray bro
Half the fun of fucking chicks is telling your friends about it. Even better if they work with her, just to make them squirm lol
blame space
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is that really half the fun
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I can't even imagine being in a relationship. I've tried and failed a lot, but I seem to get along better with them when we both know it's a one-night-stand thing. I catch myself sometimes hoping she sticks around the next morning, but that's how it goes. There was one girl though, man. We knew it was there but we couldn't get it going.
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i was in a relationship for like eight years that shit is not fun
@mac see that's what i thought. i also knew she was cray cray from the get go, she just finalized her divorce like 4 weeks ago. and she's 20. so yeah, dat shit cray. but damn if she doesn't like having fun. she's super chill, so fun to talk to, super hot, pretty smart, successful, hard working, motivated, kind...i could go on and on about her good qualities.
i hate this situation because i've literally never felt this way about a girl. not like i'm in love or anything, i just feel really good with her. i don't know man. she's literally driving me nuts.
i hate this situation because i've literally never felt this way about a girl. not like i'm in love or anything, i just feel really good with her. i don't know man. she's literally driving me nuts.
freenudemacusers
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Only if they are coworkers. Otherwise it's maybe 5%
20 and divorced... Lawlz. She's just a baby!
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Good way or bad?
freenudemacusers
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I prefer hjs no joke
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