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drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics
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Bam Bam Baklava
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Oh come the fuck on I'm just as wasted as you and I can type. Get it together. Just go slow.
Yeah it's also considered a mans drink but I noticed females really seem to enjoy it. I agree mix your drinks with something you like or just straight up take a shot.
Go to bed Garfield.
Bam Bam Baklava
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You know that feeling where you're not drunk enough so you drink more and then it all hits you like 20 minutes later.
Yeah, I'm getting that. God damn.
Yeah, I'm getting that. God damn.
luckyboyceo
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Midnights, I'm pretty sure balddemon did all of the drugs from your party tomorrow. Every single one of them. You're safe to go now.
That's the only explanation.
That's the only explanation.
luckyboyceo
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Real talk, I hope I can get that drunk sometime this year. I'm only 23 yet I feel like those days are way behind me.
freenudemacusers
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Well we can do another drunkgaf pax meet
Bam Bam Baklava
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You can shave the beard and it'll be like you went back in time.
OHHHHH boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
freenudemacusers
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I've leveled up my butt touching techniques considerably, FYI
Bam Bam Baklava
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Looks like no party for me. Too much school stuff due tomorrow to be fucking around.
like a boss.
luckyboyceo
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I'm in for this idea. Hopefully I won't get drunk beforehand and miss it like I did last year.
Man, it really would be. I've had facial hair since I was like 16. I cringe to think how I'd look without it.
I'm up for that.
I'll come if someone can swing by and pick me up in Michigan.
Who the fuck would...
Bam Bam Baklava
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The greatest part of my day is right after waking up. You think hey things might be cool today and then by the end you realize, just another disaster.
Try not to give a fuck like me. It often helps. There are few things I actually give a fuck about.
Voice of Reason
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No, literally fuck him. He will never mess around with your girl again.
Bam Bam Baklava
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Flirt with other girls when you're with your gf and/or fuck this guy up.
Fuck that! I hold lifelong grudges with a number of people, and I don't regret it. I think you should egg his house.
im the opposite. i often wake up and am like "fuck this, i dont want to do this day, im gonna stay in bed, everything is terrible" then i put my pants on and get out there in the world and things are just fine.
luckyboyceo
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Yeah, this is me. Worst part of my day is always the first 5-10 minutes I spend dreading getting out of bed. Once I do, things are all good.
Bam Bam Baklava
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Damn you guys.
I just got one of those nose hair trimmers cause I've got this big job interview tomorrow and I damn near clogged the sink. I wish I had stepped on the scale beforehand, I feel light as a feather.
On the flip side, doesn't this mean my nose won't filter out all the dust and shit very well? What if I get asthma?
On the flip side, doesn't this mean my nose won't filter out all the dust and shit very well? What if I get asthma?
well it takes lucky 5-10 minutes to get over the despair, for me its like 1-3 hours haha
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WoW. I had a very pleasant day. Woke up, played some Portal2 and drank a cup of great coffee. Then went out to the pet store and broke a dish and had the nice lady clean up after me, I ate 3/4s of a giant chimichanga in a park and then went to Russian River Brewing and had 10oz of Pliny the Younger and watched Beyonce shake her booty on the tv, then I went home and cuddled whilst playing Hexagon, and then I showered really well and shaved and played a good half hour of Planetside2, after that I went to whole foods and got some big chocolate cupcakes and took them home and put them in the fridge, and then we went on a really fun and cold night bikeride, came home and listened to my autechre cds since It was kind of special, then we ate some chocolate cupcakes in my kitchen and made out with frosting mouth. It was pretty gross. Now I'm just sitting back on GAF and I'm about to pour myself the stiffest drink my stomach can stand and watch a little house of cards. Back to work tomorrow. I think I'm like, seriously seroiusly for realsies in love kinda maybe. Ah man, today.
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Music question, was there ever a female alternative to Simon & Garfunkel?
freenudemacusers
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Simon and Garfunkel
Bam Bam Baklava
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well it takes lucky 5-10 minutes to get over the despair, for me its like 1-3 hours haha
I've tried it both ways. Feeling despair at the start of the day versus feeling despair at the end. It's all the same in the end.
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