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[Kentpaul]

2 litres of strongbow at 10am. Its one of they moments in life were i feel like a scumbag

 

[balddemon]

something is wrong with my jizz. I flushed the toilet 3 times and it wouldn't go away. resorted to a quick wipe with a piece of tp before flushing again. and this isn't a pussy toilet. it's one of those industrial strength ones. ridiculous. I'm surprised girls don't choke on my loads.

 

[Kentpaul]

something is wrong with my jizz. I flushed the toilet 3 times and it wouldn't go away. resorted to a quick wipe with a piece of tp before flushing again. and this isn't a pussy toilet. it's one of those industrial strength ones. ridiculous. I'm surprised girls don't choke on my loads.

Your poor swimmers are lost. They can't find the egg so they will just swim against the current endlessly

 

[Kentpaul]

Entering my third litre of strongbow, my god i'm going to be fucked soon enough..

 

[EloquentM]

Black coffee is my weakness

 

[Wool]

something is wrong with my jizz. I flushed the toilet 3 times and it wouldn't go away. resorted to a quick wipe with a piece of tp before flushing again. and this isn't a pussy toilet. it's one of those industrial strength ones. ridiculous. I'm surprised girls don't choke on my loads.

I don't think I've ever jizzed straight into the toilet. Do you sit down and push it down when the time comes, or do you stand and hunch over?

 

[ZeroRay]

This IRS wait music is uplifting as hell.

 

[Wool]

 

[Snuggles]

something is wrong with my jizz. I flushed the toilet 3 times and it wouldn't go away. resorted to a quick wipe with a piece of tp before flushing again. and this isn't a pussy toilet. it's one of those industrial strength ones. ridiculous. I'm surprised girls don't choke on my loads.

Send me a few vials for inspection.

 

[Salsa]

ive been re-reading Less than Zero and it makes me wanna get fucked up so bad

Ive got two beers in the freezer bleh

 

[Rubbish King]

Entering my third litre of strongbow, my god i'm going to be fucked soon enough..

just finished my last fosters

Are we the only two brits in this thread KayPee?

 

[balddemon]

I don't think I've ever jizzed straight into the toilet. Do you sit down and push it down when the time comes, or do you stand and hunch over?

stand and hunch my good man. however, sometimes there is no need to hunch, because the orgasm is so forceful I actually need to stand a few feet back lol.

Send me a few vials for inspection.

on it's way. expect it on your doorstep tomorrow morning, unless the UPS guy steals it.

 

[Voice of Reason]

This chick with a cute round face said I'm cute today at work. I think it's because I lost a few pounds.

 

[balddemon]

I think I'm going to get a haircut and start tanning. no matter how ripped I'll be, can't be nasty pasty white too.

then girls will say I'm cute too.

 

[coldvein]

just the stupid ones

 

[balddemon]

which is cool with me, I just want getting pussy to be easier.

 

[Voice of Reason]

Can you write a book on getting pussy balddemon? Neil Strauss did it and he's a dweeb.

 

[coldvein]

which is cool with me, I just want getting pussy to be easier.

i envy you, bald demon.

 

[balddemon]

fuck this post I dont get pussy as often as you guys think

 

[ZeroRay]

I wish I was a player pimp like bald.

 

[EloquentM]

man bald, you get all the girls. What's your secret?

 

[Salsa]

man bald, you get all the girls. What's your secret?

being bald

I can vouche for it

 

[AcridMeat]

I feel cooler just reading such a player's posts.

All I got is turquoise jeep to rely on for my game.

 

[Kwixotik]

I'm starting to think there's a reason everyone I am able to develop a good friendship with turns out to have some sort of moderate to severe psychological problems.

 

[balddemon]

stop mocking me

I don't even know how all this started

 

[EloquentM]

being bald

I can vouche for it

You learned from the best.

stop mocking me

I don't even know how all this started

You are the epitome of man.

 

[disappeared]

getting there's a hell of

 

[luckyboyceo]

This chick with a cute round face said I'm cute today at work. I think it's because I lost a few pounds.

Wait I thought you said she had a round butt, not a round face? False advertising bro.

Unless of course she has both. Better move on it before balddemon steals her.

 

[Minus_Me]

In my experience work relationships are bad time waiting to happen.

 

[coldvein]

Unless of course she has both.

a wonderful combination.

In my experience work relationships are bad time waiting to happen.

nahhhh

 

[Wool]

Now I'm no Balddemon, but this girl complimented me at the coffee store today. I was all high on caffeine and I couldn't think of anything good to say, so I just mumbled something and shuffled back to my table. I bet if he had been there she'd be pregnant by now.

 

[coldvein]

whatd she say wool

 

[Minus_Me]

That's a fantastic opening Wool.

 

[EloquentM]

Man, you guys are so cool and whatnot.

 

[Minus_Me]

You have no idea how cool I am.

 

[disappeared]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LrHfxW4XOg

 

[Atramental]

I hope DatDude gets banned pretty soon:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47316346&postcount=59

Also:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=511133&highlight=

I look at Gaffers especially who are struggling with thinning hair/balding in there youth, when there supposed to be at there attractive peak and are having trouble with women as it already is...

If he said that in front of me I would've kicked his teeth in.

 

[disappeared]

pizza's on its way

 

[shadyspace]

we get it you got laid

 

[Minus_Me]

Someone got laid?

 

[Atramental]

Are we referring to me?

I can't tell.

 

[coldvein]

i havent had sex in a while and i dont even care. when i said i envied balddemon, i was saying that i envy the apparent simplicity of his life. he wants a car and to fuck some vaginas. i want to go back to that.

i just burned my left index finger with boiling water if anybody cares.

.....

 

[Minus_Me]

I care, hope it gets better.

 

[Atramental]

I care, coldvein. I care.

Rub a lemon on the burned spot. It supposedly helps.

 

[Wool]

whatd she say wool

I had been telling this story to the cashier about my experience at another coffee store. She is sitting ~25 feet away with her friend. I finish my story and am heading back towards my table and she says, "I love your facial expressions" and gives me the eyes. You know that look they do? Well, I didn't know how to respond to a compliment about my expressions, and I thought it was weird that she had been eavesdropping/watching my story, so I just said "oh yeah thanks" and walked away.

What do you say to that?

 

[coldvein]

i say thats nice. maybe see her again sometime eh.

what town are you in again? just out of curiosity.

 

[balddemon]

i havent had sex in a while and i dont even care. when i said i envied balddemon, i was saying that i envy the apparent simplicity of his life. he wants a car and to fuck some vaginas. i want to go back to that.

i just burned my left index finger with boiling water if anybody cares.

.....

I guess. there is more to my life than that, but I try not to focus on the negative things. if I'm smart and make good choices, everything will work out.

 

[coldvein]

if I'm smart and make good choices, everything will work out.

a sound philosophy, indeed.

 

[EloquentM]

I want a bit of booze. Just a little bit. I think I'll get a coffee instead though.

 

[Wool]

Bozeman