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[balddemon]

Just saved some kids life at church.

Kneel before your savior.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I'm awake y'all. I are way too many fucking baked white cheddar Cheetos puffs last night. I also drank a 3 Lagunitas pilsners, a 24oz cappuccino stout and 2 tall boy heinekins, but I think it was the Cheetos that did me in.

 

[Rubbish King]

Bottle o' magners and a packet of crisps, glorious


tokyo drift was my fave and the two before were great



but srsly the rest were just shit, i thought the last one looked amazing in the trailers but it just SUCKED

If you think any of the sequels were better than tokyo drift, you're doing it wrong.

 

[EloquentM]

Sometimes, you have to hurt someone to help them see more than themselves.

 

[Rubbish King]

Sometimes, you have to hurt someone to help them see more than themselves.

I feel like you dont even love me anymore man

 

[Salsa]

I dreamt that I was playing tennis with judi dench at some sort of white house, and in the other room they were having a concert in honor of 50 cent's death

 

[EloquentM]

When you are devoid of a soul it's hard to love someone in the first place.

 

[Rubbish King]

When you are devoid of a soul it's hard to love someone in the first place.

I feel like some poetry should be made


about drunk thread if you take requests

 

[EloquentM]

I'm not that great of a poet. I'm not even good.

 

[kehs]

This nectar drips from my lips as I ponder the day ahead,

No sooner do I realize the day ahead is nothing more than a thought behind,

How did I get here, and where am I going,

Why does every bottle empty right as I'm falling.

 

[Rubbish King]

I'm not that great of a poet. I'm not even good.

Shut up and do a poem about it


it can be funny,
it can be sad,
it can be dark,
it can be mad,
it can be happy,
you can be snappy..

dont worry too much about what we think
as it could get you two in the pussy and one in the stink




Am i a poet now?

 

[EloquentM]

you guys make my stomach bubble.

 

[Rubbish King]

you guys make my stomach bubble.

If that's meant in a bad way, i challenge you to do a better job, also if it is, fuck you, dont be a snuggler

 

[Minus_Me]

All kinds of Crazy diamonds in here.

 

[EloquentM]

I once had a bowl, it was droll.
I once had a dream, but it was dull.
Then I had a bottle, and reality took hold.
My soul was filled with content.
Soon it was met with trouble.
Time now spent keeping hands stony.
These tremors come and go.
My darling bottle fumbles.
under drunk silence and salty tears I mumble.
'fuck'.

 

[Rubbish King]

I once had a bowl, it was droll.
I once had a dream, but it was dull.
Then I had a bottle, and reality took hold.
My soul was filled with content.
Soon it was met with trouble.
Time now spent keeping hands stony.
These tremors come and go.
My darling bottle fumbles.
under drunk silence and salty tears I mumble.
'fuck'.

i like it


now do one like in the style of Dr Suess about us all

 

[EloquentM]

no

 

[Anteater]

my dog broke my tv

I need a new display

 

[EloquentM]

my dog broke my tv

I need a new display

I'm sorry to hear that, ant. however, I must ask, where the hell have you been?

 

[freenudemacusers]

There was once a man from England named tashbrooke,

He was the worst poster on neogaf.

The end

 

[Rubbish King]

my dog broke my tv

I need a new display

Fuck life

There was once a man from England named tashbrooke,

He was the worst poster on neogaf.

The end

You should try entering a competition

no

Damn

 

[EloquentM]

You could've been that lonely star.

 

[Wool]

If this girl knew what a big deal I was on neogaf she'd be all over me. Believe

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I'm willing to vouch for you.

 

[EloquentM]

Her breasts look veiny. I have a veiny boob fetish

 

[Anteater]

I'm sorry to hear that, ant. however, I must ask, where the hell have you been?

i was sober the last week or two!

Man my dog somehow smashed my tv into my ps3 on my desk, I'm pretty sure my bedroom door was closed. (actually I'm not too sure).

If this girl knew what a big deal I was on neogaf she'd be all over me. Believe

whoa who's this

 

[freenudemacusers]

You should see preggers tittayz.

 

[EloquentM]

You should see preggers tittayz.

mac, you know my weakness. 's not fair

i was sober the last week or two!

Man my dog somehow smashed my tv into my ps3 on my desk, I'm pretty sure my bedroom door was closed. (actually I'm not too sure).

congrats! lent is coming up this wednesday so I'll be sober and porn free until after easter. exciting!

 

[Rubbish King]

whoa who's this

Couldnt find a name, did look for atleast 3 minutes too..

 

[Wool]

Her breasts look veiny. I have a veiny boob fetish

I thought every man did. Isn't it an evolutionary advantage or something?

 

[EloquentM]

I thought every man did. Isn't it an evolutionary advantage or something?

idk but I've met people who didn't like them. I never understood it...like it really is attractive to me.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Ever seen a chick who had veins on her nipples?

 

[EloquentM]

Ever seen a chick who had veins on her nipples?

No but I imagine that'd be fucking cool to look at. However, I've never dated/hooked up with a white girl and one would think that'd be hard to find with any other race.

 

[AcridMeat]

Man it sucks having a half hour lunch break at 4. Just let me leave when the store closes at 6 instead.

 

[Voice of Reason]

Ever seen a chick who had veins on her nipples?

Yes, my ex's. I sucked on them so much that the arteries had to appear so they can transfer blood to the wounds.

 

[EloquentM]

do I fuck this butterface next weekend or not...? I will be drunk most likely. start the polls.

note: Am not desperate for sex

 

[Rubbish King]

If you are drunk you will not have a choice

 

[balddemon]

butterface? how bad? my vote is yes, because butterface means she has a rockin bod.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Dude giant ass snakebite.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

If she has a hot bod then you gotta say yes.

 

[freenudemacusers]

do I fuck this butterface next weekend or not...? I will be drunk most likely. start the polls.

note: Am not desperate for sex

She has a whooty doesn't she

 

[EloquentM]

If you are drunk you will not have a choice

I do, I'm not an animal.

butterface? how bad? my vote is yes, because butterface means she has a rockin bod.

yes, she really does.

If she has a hot bod then you gotta say yes.

damn, okay. its at my homies house. gonna try to get it in in the shower too lmao.

 

[Rubbish King]

Dude giant ass snakebite.

Where's the blackcurrant you animal

 

[freenudemacusers]

Please confirm whooty status

 

[EloquentM]

Please confirm whooty status

her butt is pretty nice. not anything to jump for joy about.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I see. So which aspects of the body are appealing? I only ask since you will need to plan intercourse positions that minimize face to face contact while maximizing contact with the desirables.

 

[ZeroRay]

I agree with mac's point. I personally prefer a nice midriff.

 

[EloquentM]

I see. So which aspects of the body are appealing? I only ask since you will need to plan intercourse positions that minimize face to face contact.

LIRL, I'll figure that out on my own thank you much.

 

[Rubbish King]

i think you should post a pic of yourself manny

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Where's the blackcurrant you animal

I don't know. It was plan b, we went to the brewery but thine was down the street so we went to the bottle barn and Megan the kinda chubby girl who works there was looking super cute.