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drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics

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Riggs

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My friend in LA just called and left VM on my phone pretending to be Chris Dorner, asking for a place to stay and shit. Glad he didn't say some well known terrorists name or I prolly have FBI all up in my shit.
 
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luckyboyceo

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I went to a new doctor today and had to fill out the preliminary paperwork, of which asked how many drinks I have per week.

I didn't feel bad until I realized they define "drink" as 0.5oz. By that definition I have around 480 drinks per week.

Now I definitely feel like an alcoholic.
 
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Mully

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Minus_Me said:
Isn't the proper definition of an alcoholic someone who has more than three drinks a month or some dumb number like that.
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Yeah. It's really fucking stupid. Some girl did a project on alcohol in a my social studies class back in high school. She pulled that statistic out and basically said that everyone in the room who drinks more than twice a week is an alcoholic. The shit that went down after that statement was priceless. Melt downs everywhere.
 
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I'm gonna buy a new backpack!
I've had the backpack I use now for nearly 10 years. This feels like a life changing moment.
 
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coldvein

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at least youre keeping it real with a backpack. people trying to convince me i need a messenger bag or some shit. no thanks guys. little jimmy likes his brand new backpack
 
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Should I go get some booze? It's one of those nights were I don't even want a drink that bad but I've got a few hours to myself and it seems wasteful to spend them sober. A bro offered to bum me some drogs last might but I was feelin pretty 'noid at the time and had to drive home in bad conditions. Regrets. :(
 
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It is. But 230$ on something as crucial as a backpack I can kind of justify. I'm fucking shit broke all the time though.
 
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coldvein

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i need to get a couple pumps in

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coldvein

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registered for classes today, needed two more credits to qualify for financial aid. it was suggested that i take a PE class of some kind. i look at the available options.. there's yoga and beginning karate.

guess what i chose bitches
 
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balddemon

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I'm gonna start doing yoga at my new gym. amazing females and get for your health.

on the other hand, diablo 3 patch drops tomorrow. who's with me?!
 
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coldvein said:
registered for classes today, needed two more credits to qualify for financial aid. it was suggested that i take a PE class of some kind. i look at the available options.. there's yoga and beginning karate.

guess what i chose bitches
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Karate. For real. Wouldn't it be badass to Jackie Chan any motherfuckers who mess with you? I wanna learn to kick ass.

But then again yoga will involve fine bitches with nice butts in tights.
 
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