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[FairyD]

Aww yeah, I got a pretty good buzz going right now. It's going to last till at least 11 or 12 then I just have to make it sober until I get home. I really need to get myself a flask for work and keep that tipsy feeling going all day.

 

[Riggs]

So how do you guys feel about racism in porn?

 

[Snuggles]

Holy shit, check out this sweater I just found:

I can't find the original source, but I need to buy this.

 

[EloquentM]

Damn that's ballin

 

[Kentpaul]

just cracked a bottle of buckfast, should be drunk within the hour

i heart bumwine

 

[balddemon]

So I did not get up early enough to go shopping. I'll just make some Mac and cheese and add cool spices haha.

 

[luckyboyceo]

Guys the 4th wall has been broken. My professor pulled up NeoGAF in class today. I've never been more frightened in my life.

 

[AndresON777]

4:10pm and already smashed

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Guys the 4th wall has been broken. My professor pulled up NeoGAF in class today. I've never been more frightened in my life.

I'm sure he knows by now who you really are.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Guys the 4th wall has been broken. My professor pulled up NeoGAF in class today. I've never been more frightened in my life.

can you imagine him scrolling past your face, and that exact nanosecond in time where he recognizes you? I would faint.

 

[Voice of Reason]

Guys the 4th wall has been broken. My professor pulled up NeoGAF in class today. I've never been more frightened in my life.

Context?

 

[Wool]

Guys the 4th wall has been broken. My professor pulled up NeoGAF in class today. I've never been more frightened in my life.

What? Was he showing a post to the class, or was he dicking around on the computer and you saw the screen?

 

[EloquentM]

Hahaha I love how this is happening in drunk thread first.

 

[Minus_Me]

Eloquent is your Teacher! INCEPTION

 

[luckyboyceo]

We were talking about memes and he brought up the unflattering Beyonce photo meme. He tried looking for the photoshop of her as she-hulk and google directed him to the NeoGAF thread somehow.

The problem is, I know he's a gamer and that he's a frequent poster on "a number of message boards" as he says. I'm legitimately concerned he's a member on GAF now.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I shouldn't laugh because that is my nightmare but damn lol

 

[Minus_Me]

I used to drink with my teachers, last thing that would freak me is seeing them on the Gaf.

 

[Rubbish King]

Holy shit, check out this sweater I just found:

I can't find the original source, but I need to buy this.

when you find it. tell me.

 

[coldvein]

We were talking about memes and he brought up the unflattering Beyonce photo meme. He tried looking for the photoshop of her as she-hulk and google directed him to the NeoGAF thread somehow.

The problem is, I know he's a gamer and that he's a frequent poster on "a number of message boards" as he says. I'm legitimately concerned he's a member on GAF now.

hahahaha. god damn. that is horrifying. i fear the idea of the outer world discovering me on gaf. even friends.

..

i would also rock a snuggler sweater.

 

[Rubbish King]

We were talking about memes and he brought up the unflattering Beyonce photo meme. He tried looking for the photoshop of her as she-hulk and google directed him to the NeoGAF thread somehow.

The problem is, I know he's a gamer and that he's a frequent poster on "a number of message boards" as he says. I'm legitimately concerned he's a member on GAF now.

change your avatar man

or you be screwed

 

[kehs]

We were talking about memes and he brought up the unflattering Beyonce photo meme. He tried looking for the photoshop of her as she-hulk and google directed him to the NeoGAF thread somehow.

The problem is, I know he's a gamer and that he's a frequent poster on "a number of message boards" as he says. I'm legitimately concerned he's a member on GAF now.

Hi.

 

[Snuggles]

Yeah I'd probably go to jail for my posting history.

 

[EloquentM]

Snuggler, you are not the father.

 

[luckyboyceo]

It was legitimately frightening. I was half expecting him to start browsing the site and somehow end up in the drunk thread.

change your avatar man

or you be screwed

This was my first reaction but I think I'm pretty much already dead at this point.

 

[Minus_Me]

But Drunk thread is best thread?

 

[EloquentM]

Marie calendars, why you so good to me?

 

[freenudemacusers]

hey ladies of lucky's class, he's got mad swag and a biggu dikku and can love you long time.

 

[coldvein]

hahahha.. oh my god... if your avatar came up in class... HAHAHAHA ..

"that's not me!!!!"

 

[freenudemacusers]

I have a terrible lulz idea but lucky is good peeps so nah

 

[Snuggles]

Marie calendars, why you so good to me?

Try the Sesame Chicken Steamer if you haven't, it's fucking incredible.

 

[Wool]

Holy shit, check out this sweater I just found:

I can't find the original source, but I need to buy this.

Alright, I did some googling. It is from this blog: http://sexy-sweaters.com/. The sweater does not actually exist, a 19-year old college drop out photoshops pictures from tumblrs onto pretend sweaters.

Alec Weitl, a 19 year-old cat lover from Seattle, is the imagination behind the amazing Tumblr, Sexy Sweaters. A year after he dropped out of university , Weitl turned his love of trolling Tumblr pages into designs for sweaters: from Lady Gaga and Justin Beiber headshots to close-ups of money, pizza, a drunk Lindsey Lohan and King Tut.

The images attracted 100,000 likes within the first few days but what’s extraodinary is that nome of the sweaters actually exists. A true product of the social media age, they are virtual, available only as images. Which is not to say Weitl isn’t thinking about about putting Sexy Sweaters into production. A collaboration with Paul Rowland at Ford Models, scouting out manufactures in Russia and China, and rumours of Nicola Formichetti as a potential backer are all signs that we could get our hands on the ‘sexiest sweaters in the whole fuckin’ world’ very soon.

Typical moronic Seattleite behavior if you ask me. I hope Atramental realizes that these are the type of people he wants to surround himself with.

 

[EloquentM]

Try the Sesame Chicken Steamer if you haven't, it's fucking incredible.

Fuck man. Marie can't take anymore manny. She can't.

 

[Minus_Me]

Thought that was Bryan Redban's work.

 

[Voice of Reason]

Wool don't talk shit about Atramental.

 

[luckyboyceo]

hey ladies of lucky's class, he's got mad swag and a biggu dikku and can love you long time.

Thanks for the help Mac I'm sure this is going to help me get lots of dates.

hahahha.. oh my god... if your avatar came up in class... HAHAHAHA ..

"that's not me!!!!"

Yeah I'm strongly considering changing my avatar to something less obvious now.

 

[Wool]

Wool don't talk shit about Atramental.

I'm not. He's always talking about moving to Seattle, I just want him to know what he's getting into. It's not all rainy days and Frasier marathons.

 

[luckyboyceo]

I think I speak for Seattle-GAF when I say we would gladly welcome Altramental to the gang. He seems like a cool dude.

The more drunk-GAF the better.

 

[Minus_Me]

I love your avatar wool.

 

[Wool]

I love your avatar wool.

Thank you. A one-off Simpsons character.

 

[Minus_Me]

"Hey Joey Joe Joe!"

 

[Voice of Reason]

Very cute girl on OKC, gonna shave, have a haircut, change my profile picture and send her a message.

 

[Minus_Me]

A good friend met his fiancee on there. Wish you the best!

 

[Atramental]

I might be stuck in South Carolina longer than I had anticipated so Seattle or just the Pacific Northwest in general is going to have to wait.

Also, after the 15th I'm going to be even busier than I am now so I won't be on GAF much.

Ugh.

I just want this semester to end so I can start working fulltime and begin stacking dollar bills.

 

[coldvein]

I might be stuck in South Carolina longer than I had anticipated so Seattle or just the Pacific Northwest in general is going to have to wait.

what!? we've been trying to get you to join the team atramental ...

 

[Atramental]

I only have about $5000 dollars to my name.

I needs more moneys.

 

[Snuggles]

Always with the excuses...

 

[Rubbish King]

I only have about $5000 dollars to my name.

I needs more moneys.

I have -£150 to mine

-_-

 

[Salsa]

drinkin at my aunts birthday

she's 20 and her friends are hawt. free whiskey

 

[EloquentM]

drinkin at my aunts birthday

she's 20 and her friends are hawt. free whiskey

Lol my old roommate is younger than his niece so I sort of know how that goes. how far apart are your parents and your aunt?

 

[Ultima_5]

i'm getting made fun of by mods in my last thread.

what to i mix crown royal with?