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drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics

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lingiii

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ohhhh baby motherfucking shower beer.

best beer from college: go to dingy-ass basement punk show starring Mikal Cronin and a bunch of local openers. jump around like a punk maniac and have the best time, everybody into it. show's over. bike home real fast. tap the keg. drink fresh keg beer in shower. soon as my pants are on, everybody from the show including the bands knocking on my door. party until the cops come knocking around 4:00am.

most refreshing beer of my life.
 
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Get'sMad

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valentines day is pretty much the worst huh? I've always enjoyed it infinitely more when I'm single and don't have any retarded "obligation" to do something for someone.

Drinking a bottle of cab sav by myself right now and feeling fine.

Might go to the bar later and check out the single ladies cause I got a sweet hitler youth haircut last weekend that lent me some success on Saturday. I'll probably end up just jerking it tho....
 
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Salsa

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Get'sMad said:
valentines day is pretty much the worst huh? I've always enjoyed it infinitely more when I'm single and don't have any retarded "obligation" to do something for someone.
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weird cause my valentine's with GF involved tons of chocolate and blowjobs

it was quite possibly the best thing


edit: furthermore wth man, obligation? I liked doing things with my girl, if you felt it was an "obligation" then you shouldnt had been with that person in the first place
 
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luckyboyceo

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Only thing worse than being single on Valentine's Day is not being single on Valentine's Day.

SalsaShark said:
edit: furthermore wth man, obligation? I liked doing things with my girl, if you felt it was an "obligation" then you shouldnt had been with that person in the first place
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I think that's the point. If I like doing things with her, why do I need an entirely separate day dedicated to what I already do in the first place?
 
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Get'sMad

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SalsaShark said:
weird cause my valentine's with GF involved tons of chocolate and blowjobs

it was quite possibly the best thing


edit: furthermore wth man, obligation? I liked doing things with my girl, if you felt it was an "obligation" then you shouldnt had been with that person in the first place
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you can't get blowjobs and chocolates on other days too?

I don't wanna live in that world.
 
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TOM f'N CRUISE

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Salsa

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Get'sMad said:
you can't get blowjobs and chocolates on other days too?

I don't wanna live in that world.
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luckyboyceo said:
I think that's the point. If I like doing things with her, why do I need an entirely separate day dedicated to what I already do in the first place?
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sure, I dont disagree, and in principle im not down with the idea of needing to have an excuse, but I always liked dates like that. Im alright with them. She dug them and I had no trouble on having a somewhat more special night out.
 
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coldvein

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no, but im pretty sure its everybody except me. so like 15 people haha :(

generally the property manager dude will end up haggling with the ISP for a couple weeks and we promise to never pirate again and the internet turns back on.

gonna be coffee shop interneting for a while ...
 
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Snuggles

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I'm finally getting internet at my apartment this weekend. I haven't had it for over a month now. This is what it must feel like to live in a third world country.

I've had to do the internet on my phone like some filthy animal.
 
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coldvein

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drunk thread has been turning in to girl talk recently. i don't care what you say i'm going to continue down that path.

so this woman who has a boyfriend that i played games with last night .. she asked me if i wanted to hang out AGAIN today. wtf is that!? i dont know what to think. is she just super friendly?? i looked at my phone today, between us there are over 200 texts from the past week. this shit is weird.
 
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balddemon

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Play it right and you're the rebound when she breaks up wig her current BF, which you said she's about to do. But be careful, especially if you wanna stay her friend. And don't simp.
 
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freenudemacusers

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Dude you have no Internet and some chick wants to hang out on vday night. She's pretty obviously done with her boy, and you have no Internet porn to jack to...

I mean I'm not some huge vday dude but if my wife wanted to go hang with dudes tonight I would murder her.
 
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luckyboyceo

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Nah she's definitely not just friendly. Combine that with the fact that according to you, she's breaking up with her boyfriend soon, and yeah, she's into you.

EDIT: Oh yeah and she wants to hang out on VALENTINE'S DAY?! Definitely into you.
 
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Get'sMad

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she wants yer wang

Speaking of girly shit...my bro's sister, who has a current bf, was asking my bro about me and he says she has a pretty big crush on me. She's cool and all, but man I'm not gonna get involved with a good friends sister.
 
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Wool

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coldvein said:
no, but im pretty sure its everybody except me. so like 15 people haha :(

generally the property manager dude will end up haggling with the ISP for a couple weeks and we promise to never pirate again and the internet turns back on.

gonna be coffee shop interneting for a while ...
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Snuggler said:
I'm finally getting internet at my apartment this weekend. I haven't had it for over a month now. This is what it must feel like to live in a third world country.

I've had to do the internet on my phone like some filthy animal.
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I haven't had internet (or a phone with internet) since the beginning of January. I've been using somebodys unsecured wifi here and there (including right now), but it is too slow for youtube and it makes me guilty. Last week, their iTunes library came up on the "home sharing" and it was called "yo masta :)". I couldn't tell if the person was trying to communicate with me through iTunes sharing names, or if it was just a weird name. If I knew where they lived I'd go give them some $$ or something...
 
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Salsa

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Im eating a banana ice cream that actually has a banana peel on it

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and it tastes like bubblegum

this shit is disgusting, fuck curiosity
 
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