freenudemacusers
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Reminds me of those hot dog bubblegums. So bad.
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drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics
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luckyboyceo
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Hot dog flavored anything just sounds like a bad idea.
This does not include the Limp Bizkit CD however. Many hours weren't spent jamming to that in middle school.
This does not include the Limp Bizkit CD however. Many hours weren't spent jamming to that in middle school.
blame space
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my local fox affiliate replaced seinfeld with how I met your mother for their weeknight syndication I think I'm going to die
blame space
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I hate when I get excited for a brief second that I come across some Simpsons on syndication and then that excitement quickly vanishes because every time it's some garbage episode from the last 13 years.
They don't even show the classic episodes on syndication anymore.
Glad I have my DVD's.
Edit: I just realized my fuckin' classic Simpsons DVD's are reaching 10 years old.
It's crazy to think how long the Simpsons has been bad. Since last century.I hate when I get excited for a brief second that I come across some Simpsons on syndication and then that excitement quickly vanishes because every time it's some garbage episode from the last 13 years.
I am sitting here by myself, under a bare light bulb, staring at the computer. About 13 feet above me, the neighbors are having loud, passionate sex.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkztDzpTHKA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkztDzpTHKA
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I can't stop listening to this new Buke & Gase album:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-vZEShtlJE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-vZEShtlJE
It's crazy to think how long the Simpsons has been bad. Since last century.
Since last millennium. 1000 years ago.
Bam Bam Baklava
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put on a porno and crank the volume up real loud
show 'em whats up
Make sure it's a Japanese one for full effect.
brianjones
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Make sure it's a Japanese one for full effect.
or just play sounds of dolphins being slaughtered
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But the neighbors might call the cops because it will sound like someone is getting raped.Make sure it's a Japanese one for full effect.
Best to stick with American.
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College party orgy is a good one too.
They don't even show the classic episodes on syndication anymore.
Glad I have my DVD's.
Edit: I just realized my fuckin' classic Simpsons DVD's are reaching 10 years old.
God damn it I got the first season of the Simpsons on DVD 11 years ago
now I feel old
We're some of the very few people who will ever get to witness something starting to suck after the turn of a millennium.Since last millennium. 1000 years ago.
luckyboyceo
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Make sure it's something totally crazy too so that they think he's a freak.put on a porno and crank the volume up real loud
show 'em whats up
EDIT: Yeah, college party orgy is a good idea.
Bam Bam Baklava
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Pick a reverse gangbang one so they think it's like 10 girls and just you. That'll show em.
put on a porno and crank the volume up real loud
show 'em whats up
I could take it way too far, record them and play that in a couple hours.
We're some of the very few people who will ever get to witness something starting to suck after the turn of a millennium.
Yup. We should feel privileged we live in a time where the Simpsons sucks.
I could take it way too far, record them and play that in a couple hours.
play it really loud in reverse first
then forward
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Oop.
Just saw that I have a text from my boss. Have to be at work by 10 am.
laterz y'all.
Just saw that I have a text from my boss. Have to be at work by 10 am.
laterz y'all.
Bam Bam Baklava
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walmart doesn't sell wine?
what the fuck?
You really want walmart wine though?
You really want walmart wine though?
I guess not. I ended up buying some semi-classy shit from Liquor Barn
We should feel privileged to haved lived in a time where the Simpsons didn't suck. We are a select few.Yup. We should feel privileged we live in a time where the Simpsons sucks.
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Some guy came into work tonight hammered as shit and wanted to buy Starcraft II. He couldn't enter his password on the debit machine and told us to do it, but wouldn't tell us his code. Then the mall security came in and dragged him out.
We should feel privileged to haved lived in a time where the Simpsons didn't suck. We are a select few.
This is the truest post I have seen on GAF.
Some guy came into work tonight hammered as shit and wanted to buy Starcraft II. He couldn't enter his password on the debit machine and told us to do it, but wouldn't tell us his code. Then the mall security came in and dragged him out.
Oh shit, that's gold.
luckyboyceo
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It's not Walmart but I hear Costco actually makes really decent alcohol for the price. I've had their beer and while it's nothing I'd actually go out of my way to get, it was well worth the price. I've heard the same about their spirits.You really want walmart wine though?
Damn, what a turn of events. Go in hoping to buy Starcraft II, end up in jail.Some guy came into work tonight hammered as shit and wanted to buy Starcraft II. He couldn't enter his password on the debit machine and told us to do it, but wouldn't tell us his code. Then the mall security came in and dragged him out.
Okay probably not jail, but still.
Some guy came into work tonight hammered as shit and wanted to buy Starcraft II. He couldn't enter his password on the debit machine and told us to do it, but wouldn't tell us his code. Then the mall security came in and dragged him out.
haha thats amazing.
ok drunkgaf I have a quandary: 2 giant cookies from quiktrip are sitting in front of me. to get milk or to not get milk? keep in mind I'm tired as fuck from 4.5 hours of basketball in the last 7.
haha thats amazing.
ok drunkgaf I have a quandary: 2 giant cookies from quiktrip are sitting in front of me. to get milk or to not get milk? keep in mind I'm tired as fuck from 4.5 hours of basketball in the last 7.
Milk. You'll savor the experience of the cookie eating more.
Bam Bam Baklava
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Find a pregnant woman.
Find a pregnant woman.
Make sure you refrigerate her first.
coldvein I watched Fanboys yesterday and it got me thinking how much I wish I had a good crew to take a big roadtrip with. What say you man? Let's get high with a chief in Iowa. Or was it Idaho. fuck it
Fireside Chat #1 is go.
totally down to do this one day when i have a couple weeks off
pencil me in for 2035
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