freenudemacusers
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Wow. Free entry? Ive been to some sketchy ass titty bars and they always force me to fork over a few bucks at minimum.
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drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics
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Bam Bam Baklava
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I've never been to one. Probably for the best.
Wow. Free entry? Ive been to some sketchy ass titty bars and they always force me to fork over a few bucks at minimum.
Yeah, it was pretty cool.
Strangely I recently made friends with a stripper who worked there. She said would get me in for free some time, but there just happened to be a free thing going on tonight as we were wondering the town looking for a decent bar.
I am shocked at how far they go for a £20 dance. Damn.
freenudemacusers
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You need at least one titty bar experience. Not for the titties, just to soak in the totally weird and unique environment. Find a sketchy one though.
Bam Bam Baklava
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You need at least one titty bar experience. Not for the titties, just to soak in the totally weird and unique environment. Find a sketchy one though.
Last thing I need is to be around more false hopes and broken dreams. I seen enough of that shit to last two lifetimes.
I was shocked when she started rubbing her tits in my face in a non-contact, cheapest you can get, dance.
I was even more shocked when she pulled off her panties and started crushing my boner and strumming herself in my face.
She was fucking hot though. Not dirty in any way.
Also she said she was studying law at a decent uni, and was to become a corporate lawyer. I believe her tbh.
I was even more shocked when she pulled off her panties and started crushing my boner and strumming herself in my face.
She was fucking hot though. Not dirty in any way.
Also she said she was studying law at a decent uni, and was to become a corporate lawyer. I believe her tbh.
GoldenEye 007
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Two martinis in. Been making Vesper martinis with Stoli, Beefeater and Lillet. So good. Bout to make another.
I love making my own drinks.
I love making my own drinks.
Bam Bam Baklava
Member
I've known two chicks who stripped their way through school. I tend to believe them unless it looks like they have a drug/alcohol problem.
Damn, well maybe those hopes aren't so false after all.
freenudemacusers
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Hi mac
Top of the page is mine ho
HalfBakedProphet
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JuneHow long since you last fucked?
Top of the page is mine ho
You're a 50pppp*? Wtf the fuck man, you just lost two notches.
*postperpagepeasent
e: oh shit....I read that post count wrong. Fuck you dude...see you in less than ninety posts.
June
Fuck that hoe
Lol they always have. Still haven't tried it. I'll have this girl cook for me.You know they have their own Cuisine now?
Bam Bam Baklava
Member
I'm on team anyone but mac. Let's get that top post.
HalfBakedProphet
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this makes me feel better. She really is controllingFuck that hoe
Bam Bam Baklava
Member
drunk gaf needs to invade tinychat, bunch of litte bitches in there right now
aside from me that is
Link.
luckyboyceo
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Sands on 15th in Ballard, bro. Free entry all day, every day.Wow. Free entry? Ive been to some sketchy ass titty bars and they always force me to fork over a few bucks at minimum.
From what I hear, the quality is about what you'd expect for a no cover strip club.
I'm down for this.drunk gaf needs to invade tinychat, bunch of litte bitches in there right now
aside from me that is
Bam Bam Baklava
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acrid.....these people on tiny suck, wtf?
Which one are you?
luckyboyceo
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This tinychat thing is weird, guys.
I'm pretty sure I lost a contract because I brought someone to Korean BBQ once. They clearly got mad at me for having to cook their own food. I was thinking of bringing someone to an Ethiopian resto, but they make you eat with your hands. Rich snobs hate that.
Are you a contractor?
HalfBakedProphet
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Beer number 9. Should have bought that crown maple shit, tastes like waffles
Bam Bam Baklava
Member
This tinychat thing is weird, guys.
You're too beautiful for a place like that.
luckyboyceo
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If that legend guy is an accurate representation of the average GAF user, I don't want to be here anymore.You're too beautiful for a place like that.
luckyboyceo
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NSFW Tinychat sounds way better than this load of shit.
If that legend guy is an accurate representation of the average GAF user, I don't want to be here anymore.
I think myself pretty below average.
He works for the Canadian mob.Are you a contractor?
freenudemacusers
Member
Do I really need to put tinychat on my ipad right now?
freenudemacusers
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Ok that was something. Good god what a shitty app
smokeandmirrors
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Third SoCo and coke tink i may have put too much soco in.
cuz fuck life and all it's uncessary bullshit.
cuz fuck life and all it's uncessary bullshit.
Atramental
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Tonight was a good night.
Thanks for taking the time. <3Ok that was something. Good god what a shitty app
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