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[Voice of Reason]

Tashbrooke stop taking things so seriously.

 

[Rubbish King]

Tashbrooke stop taking things so seriously.

no, I take everything seriously

Spoiler

I havent had a cigarette in 24 hours and im feeling horrible

 

[Snuggles]

I forgive you, Taskbroke, but please show me more respect in the future.

 

[Rubbish King]

I forgive you, Taskbroke, but please show me more respect in the future.

only if you spell my name better

 

[Salsa]

Gustavo Almodovar

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

phony bitch status over here.

internettoughguy.jpg

 

[coldvein]

internettoughguy.jpg

hahaha. true enough!!! whats a jpg thoug.h?

man i need to keep drinking.

 

[Atramental]

I think I might come off as a try-hard at times.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I think I might come off as a try-hard at times.

Yeah you come a little hard pause

 

[coldvein]

you come off as a man who needs his dick sucked.

 

[Atramental]

That's true, too.

 

[Snuggles]

We all need our dicks sucked. Where's Eggman when you need him...

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

We all need our dicks sucked. Where's Eggman when you need him...

You really want his herpes though?

 

[Minus_Me]

Everyone has herpes.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Everyone has herpes.

His looked vicious.

 

[Minus_Me]

Like it had little horns?

 

[EloquentM]

Where should I move?

 

[balddemon]

So much shit taking I missed

Move to kcmo hahaha

 

[Voice of Reason]

Snuggler I can suck your dick.

 

[Minus_Me]

Move to Oslo Eloquent.

 

[EloquentM]

somewhere in the states dufus >___>

 

[Minus_Me]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oslo,_Minnesota

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

As of the census of 2010, there were 330 people, 134 households, and 82 families residing in the city.

Looks like fun.

 

[Minus_Me]

Wouldn't be hard to moonshine, and brew, and make wine!

 

[freenudemacusers]

Weed is legal in Washington

 

[balddemon]

Kansas city, KS

Spoiler

Olathe, KS for yours truly.

Great BBQ and bars, if you like that kinda thing. Cheap living, easy females (although you can train them to be a good gf), and beautiful weather.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Kansas City sounds like a good place to avoid if I ever drive through the east.

 

[EloquentM]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oslo,_Minnesota

for some reason I thought you meant here

Weed is legal in Washington

hahaha seattle is nice to visit but I'd stay away since my ex lives there and I don't want to get involved with that. lol I have no self restraint with her.

 

[Minus_Me]

I did, had no idea there was an Olso in Minnesota.

 

[EloquentM]

Kansas city, KS

Spoiler

Olathe, KS for yours truly.

Great BBQ and bars, if you like that kinda thing. Cheap living, easy females (although you can train them to be a good gf), and beautiful weather.

sounds nice but, easy females, train? "you can't turn a hoe into a housewife" they say. I'd wager the same for males as well.

 

[EloquentM]

Double post

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

woke up still feeling drunk...

 

[Curtisaur]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFLDl5dS5nw

 

[balddemon]

sounds nice but, easy females, train? "you can't turn a hoe into a housewife" they say. I'd wager the same for males as well.

I guess what I mean is I could take girl home just about every time I go to the bar if I had my own car/apartment/house, but there are also plenty of places to meet chicas and/or a lot of the girls wanna stick around the next morning.

Just don't go to lawrence if you want a wholesome, upstanding young woman. 18 year olds are fun and slutty but sooo annoyin and are bad at drinking.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I guess what I mean is I could take girl home just about every time I go to the bar if I had my own car/apartment/house, but there are also plenty of places to meet chicas and/or a lot of the girls wanna stick around the next morning.

Is this for real or what you tell yourself?

 

[balddemon]

Is this for real or what you tell yourself?

dude, they're slutty, it's not hard. I sound like a douchebag, but it's for real :lol

 

[BlackGhost]

I guess what I mean is I could take girl home just about every time I go to the bar if I had my own car/apartment/house, but there are also plenty of places to meet chicas and/or a lot of the girls wanna stick around the next morning.

Just don't go to lawrence if you want a wholesome, upstanding young woman. 18 year olds are fun and slutty but sooo annoyin and are bad at drinking.

Is this for real or what you tell yourself?

dude, they're slutty, it's not hard. I sound like a douchebag, but it's for real :lol

Haha if you're in college seriously don't underestimate the power of having your own place.
Also probably got a little to drunk the other night and made some very questionable decisions with girls smh :lol ....:/

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I know a guy who had his parents mansion to himself for like 5 months and he didn't get no ass at all.

Think about that.

 

[BlackGhost]

I know a guy who had his parents mansion to himself for like 5 months and he didn't get no ass at all.

Think about that.

A mansion?! That must of been a sad experience, did he atleast try lol

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

A mansion?! That must of been a sad experience, did he atleast try lol

A god damn mansion. They had a guest building as big as most peoples regular houses. Pool, on top of a hill, etc.

He tried.

 

[BlackGhost]

A god damn mansion. They had a guest building as big as most peoples regular houses. Pool, on top of a hill, etc.

He tried.

Haha wow damn, place sounds like it would make a amazing party

 

[Minus_Me]

The last thing you want is to have a party in your parents nice huge house.

 

[Seanspeed]

A god damn mansion. They had a guest building as big as most peoples regular houses. Pool, on top of a hill, etc.

He tried.

Obviously he didn't. You dont need to 'try' in that sort of situation. Pretty sure hot chicks just naturally gravitate towards houses like that involuntarily.

 

[BlackGhost]

Obviously he didn't. You dont need to 'try' in that sort of situation. Pretty sure hot chicks just naturally gravitate towards houses like that involuntarily.

:lol, if you just walk outside and crack open s beer/drink.....they will come

 

[Seanspeed]

The last thing you want is to have a party in your parents nice huge house.

They'll get over it. Seriously. They're rich and can afford to still keep loving you. Its the less well off parents that might disown you.

:lol, if you just walk outside and crack open s beer/drink.....they will come

They will. They'll just start appearing from the bushes and trees and shit. I've seen nature shows about it.

 

[freenudemacusers]

hah if you're a dad and you are gone for five months and your kid throws parties in an attempt to get laid, and you get pissed about it,you should go back to dad school.

Edit: also, I would be disappointed if my son did not throw at least one party. Granted, I would also like if he tried to keep it a secret, as that indicates a healthy amount of fear.

 

[EloquentM]

I may just move to Northern California. Lol play it safe.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

He did throw a party but just cuz you throw a party doesn't mean you get laid.

 

[BlackGhost]

They will. They'll just start appearing from the bushes and trees and shit. I've seen nature shows about it.

:lmao, I can picture it

hah if you're a dad and you are gone for five months and your kid throws parties in an attempt to get laid, and you get pissed about it,you should go back to dad school.

Edit: also, I would be disappointed if my son did not throw at least one party. Granted, I would also like if he tried to keep it a secret, as that indicates a healthy amount of fear.

If/when I have kids and they don't try to have parties when I'm gone I'd be kinda disappointed. I know how I was in high school and How i am in college right now. Hell some of my friends parents even let us drink in their houses and would drink with us during high school

 

[EloquentM]

He did throw a party but just cuz you throw a party doesn't mean you get laid.

In most people's case it does. In fact for most people you'd have to be intentionally not be trying to get ass just to not get ass.