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drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics
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Bam Bam Baklava
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Well, what can you do. No guarantees in life.
These junior members and their bad taste in music
freenudemacusers
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Odd comparison. Is she saying it tastes artificial and of leeched plastic?
blame space
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what happened to this thread
Charles Foster Kane
Rosebud
Very drunk.
Just wanted to say Seven Samurai is utterly fantastic!
Just wanted to say Seven Samurai is utterly fantastic!
freenudemacusers
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I don't know
If you teach me to roll a blunt properly, yes.
BREAKING_BADger
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I tried some wray and nephew rum for the first time today and I must say it tasted nicer than expected.
I learned from the best. I'll teach you, young padawan.
First we must do the light saber dance of our people.
I'll drink to that.
I found a sperm bank in this town "Missoula, Montana" that will pay me $1000 a month to donate 2-3 times a week. The only requirement I don't meet is that I am left-handed. Do you think they would be able to tell if I went in there and did all the paperwork with my right hand? It would look like a 4 year-old's handwriting, but I don't think they would call me out.
luckyboyceo
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I've been to one wrestling show in my life and it was awesome. Wish there were more in Seattle.
duuuude that would be awesome. where did they have it at?
Are you off food, too?
This is both the most ridiculous and funniest thing I've read in a while.
thats my home town dawg DO IT
Bam Bam Baklava
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MILF was hitting on me at a Subway today. Like it wasn't even subtle, she knew what she wanted.
I use the term milf loosely. Did not look so bueno.
I use the term milf loosely. Did not look so bueno.
Really? I know some people in Missoula. It's pretty nice. Better than Great Falls without a doubt. The real issue is that it's 200 miles away. I like driving, and I'd still come out ahead, but that has got to put some wear and tear on the car going 800-1200 miles a week.
What you're saying is that some sad, desperate old woman was hitting on you at Subway, then.
And now that you've had some drinks, your brain is actually converting that sad old woman into somebody who might have been fuckable in hindsight.
freenudemacusers
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milfs are great, i sleep with one regularly
Damn, swag.
luckyboyceo
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KeyArena. It was a lot of fun. It was before I was of drinking age though so I imagine the next one I go to will be even better.
I'll let you know if I hear of anything anytime soon man.
Did she work at Subway or was she just a customer there?
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Hey guys had such a good night my mum bought me a subw-
also i only just realised your user is mac-user
ive been thinking its mahkoozer
do you have a kid mac
also i only just realised your user is mac-user
ive been thinking its mahkoozer
Bam Bam Baklava
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Customer.
Opportunity cost is the cost of any activity measured in terms of the value of the next best alternative forgone (that is not chosen). It is the sacrifice related to the second best choice available to someone, or group, who has picked among several mutually exclusive choices.The opportunity cost is also the "cost" (as a lost benefit) of the forgone products after making a choice.
Actually, I'm kind of bummed that she hit on me in the first place. She had one of those plastic surgery faces.
Opportunity cost is the cost of any activity measured in terms of the value of the next best alternative forgone (that is not chosen). It is the sacrifice related to the second best choice available to someone, or group, who has picked among several mutually exclusive choices.The opportunity cost is also the "cost" (as a lost benefit) of the forgone products after making a choice.
Actually, I'm kind of bummed that she hit on me in the first place. She had one of those plastic surgery faces.
Lmao when I first moved out in 2011 I gained so much weight because of all the soul food I kept making.
luckyboyceo
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Eloquent I had mac & cheese tonight too. [/brofist]
*brofist*
Also, fuck everybody. If you're not in a serious relationship/married with kids, fuck everybody.
luckyboyceo
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What's up, bro?
Bam Bam Baklava
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Shit sorry I can't find a girl to settle with. All I can do is try.
Nothing just some sound advice. Don't count on anyone to be there for you. If someone is, be surprised but don't dwell on it.
Bam Bam Baklava
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I've never counted on anyone being there. If they actually were there I somehow manage to find a way to burn those bridges.
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