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[Wool]

Heh. My high school crush/the first girl I ever asked out and get rejected by ran into my brother today and asked him how I was doing.

Kinda glad that I never got involved with her because apparently she was (and perhaps still is) psychotic.

I think I'm kind of psychotic. Not the hyper, violent, overreacting kind of psychotic, but definitely a little off.

 

[arab]

maybe the girls aren't crazy. maybe we're just alcoholics

 

[Snuggles]

maybe the girls aren't crazy. maybe we're just alcoholics

Maybe you should shut the fuck up?

 

[kehs]

Burger King is doing delivery in the area where my shop is.


So awesome.

They've also added a veggie burger to their menu, wtf?

 

[coldvein]

They're also your kid's mother

AHAHAHAH

 

[Voice of Reason]

This bangin' 42 year old totally flirted with me at work. She called me very handsome especially with my new haircut.

 

[lush]

Doubt it.

 

[Voice of Reason]

Butthurt

 

[mantidor]

I'm a little tipsy right now, as always I blame gaf

 

[freenudemacusers]

Doubt it.

I don't see what's unbelievable, iirc voice works at a vocational center for the blind.

 

[Andrew.]

Sup fellas.

So this is the new drunk thread huh? Spec-tac-u-lar.

Jose tonight with a dash of Stella.

Also some old flame is supposed to call me later and I havent talked to her in years. She's a bit nutty, but I'm fucking starving for vagina. Might have to bite.

 

[coldvein]

bite the vagina

i just ran into one of my montana ex's on broadway. she is still hot. so is her boyfriend. that is all.

 

[arab]

Maybe you should shut the fuck up?

when you say such hurt it makes me wish i was banned all over again but know i'd sacrifice my account for you in a heartbeat <3

 

[balddemon]

when you say such hurt it makes me wish i was banned all over again but know i'd sacrifice my account for you in a heartbeat <3

he already pm'd the mods. perm'd within 7 days.

 

[Snuggles]

I don't PM the mods, the mods PM me.

 

[Wool]

There's a really big owl on the tree right outside the window. What do I do?

 

[coldvein]

play it good charlotte

 

[Snuggles]

There's a really big owl on the tree right outside the window. What do I do?

Keep doing nothing.

 

[EloquentM]

EAT THE BIRD, WOOL.

 

[Voice of Reason]

I heard Wool is dead. RIP Wool.

 

[AcridMeat]

Burger King is doing delivery in the area where my shop is.


So awesome.

They've also added a veggie burger to their menu, wtf?

Burger King delivers now? Holy shit.

 

[coldvein]

likin this new acridmeat avatar over here.

 

[arab]

EAT THE BIRD, WOOL.

.

 

[coldvein]

now im buyin liquor

myspace facebook and twitter

 

[EloquentM]

I love a woman in heels.

 

[Mully]

I love a woman in men's clothing.

 

[Wool]

I love a woman in heels.

I like this girl

 

[EloquentM]

my favorite part of a woman is the boobies.

 

[balddemon]

I would have sex with that woman. purely for educational reasons. just sayin.

also I literally cannot get out of my driveway.

 

[disappeared]

Snow?

 

[ZeroRay]

I love a girl with a bald head.

 

[disappeared]

protip; wine will not stain a painted wall. I just wiped off a four-month old red wine splatter and it came off like nothing.

 

[AcridMeat]

Completely dead eyed and looks like they hate the world, just like I like 'em.

 

[balddemon]

Snow?

half my driveway is blocked in but we shoveled an exit after the first foot of snow. but now I can't even turn the truck enough to get out due to the icy slushy shit that's everywhere. if my truck can't get out of the driveway, I'm sure as hell not taking a pos buick or minivan out on the roads...

 

[Wool]

Completely dead eyed and looks like they hate the world, just like I like 'em.

There's a word for that: sultry

 

[AcridMeat]

I don't eat chicken.

 

[disappeared]

balddemon whereabouts are you? We've got a ton of snow here in the prairies. Most there's been in quite a few years.

 

[EloquentM]

I don't eat chicken.

Really? Why not?

 

[balddemon]

balddemon whereabouts are you? We've got a ton of snow here in the prairies. Most there's been in quite a few years.

kansas side of KC. pretty shit weather we've been having lately.

 

[disappeared]

Stupid weather all over the continent this year it seems.

 

[balddemon]

yeah

when you say prairies what do you mean? western kansas type shit? cuz if so, lol sucks to be you.

 

[AcridMeat]

Really? Why not?

My horrible jokes.

 

[EloquentM]

Stupid weather all over the continent this year it seems.

not in cali

=}

My horrible jokes.

ohhhh, hahahahaha.

 

[disappeared]

That Tomb Raider death scene is fucking with me.

 

[EloquentM]

That Tomb Raider death scene is fucking with me.

link me please. I'd like it to fuck with me

 

[disappeared]

http://www.abload.de/img/tomb-raider-303ojco.gif


I really don't know what to make of it.

 

[luckyboyceo]

http://www.abload.de/img/tomb-raider-303ojco.gif


I really don't know what to make of it.

Holy shit, ouch. That definitely made me cringe.

 

[AcridMeat]

Damn...not even horror movies stick on that kind of shot that long.

 

[EloquentM]

I laughed. I always laugh at stupid deaths like that. In movies and games. It reminds me of final destination which I always assumed was a slew of cleverly weaved comedies.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

It's bullshit cuz getting impaled like that is instant death. No time to be trying to get free.