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drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics
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Bam Bam Baklava
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If you are saying that genes can be flawed, you also have to consider that the "perfect" face or body is all about natural selection. We consider long hair to be attractive on women because in caveman times that meant that they have been healthy for a long period of time and could bare children. A tall man is attractive because that would have meant he wasn't malnourished. None of that matters anymore. People who get plastic surgery are just chasing after ideals that don't have any significance in a modern world.
While I agree with what you're saying there's more to it than that. People tend to prefer symmetry and ratios in all things. It's the same thing with faces and bodies man, gotta have the right ratio/symmetry. Also, if everyone was capable of chasing those ideals then we would finally be in a world where looks no longer matter as much. Finally, just because everyone has the option to be what they want doesn't mean there won't be preferences. Some people want blonde hair, some people want blue eyes, some people wanna look like Vin Diesel, some wanna look like the guy in my avatar.
It won't mean the world would be like some boring utopia where everyone looks like a cookie cutter version of some ideal. There will be variety and creativity.
freenudemacusers
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Men's fashionso .. what has significance in our modern world?
Men's fashion
ding ding ding
Bam Bam Baklava
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Have you guys ever deposited a cashiers check through ATM? is that okay?
Everybody does that now.
Everybody does that now.
I just wasn't sure since people generally just cash them in.
freenudemacusers
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Wow you're back!Should I get fucked up?
Yes.
What beer should I have tonight to celebrate my son's 2nd year on earth?
it sucks that after years of sucking the life out of its students, UCR still can't get its fucking school of medicine off the ground. lol the schools facebook has now sunk as low as to urge students to petition to california government in attempts to force them to fork over the necessary money. california is broke, we as students are broke. damn UCR why don't you use some of that research, athletics, and tuition money and put it to good use?
edit: anyways, I still signed that bullshit.
edit 2: also, grats on the 2.75 year old sex mac! wait no that's not right. happy birthday little mac! tell you dad to choose his beer wisely because I have no good suggestions.
edit: anyways, I still signed that bullshit.
edit 2: also, grats on the 2.75 year old sex mac! wait no that's not right. happy birthday little mac! tell you dad to choose his beer wisely because I have no good suggestions.
Wow you're back!
Yes.
What beer should I have tonight to celebrate my son's 2nd year on earth?
Holy shit nice, something classy not miller lite like me. I like Fat Tire but not sure if that's classy enough. Grats man.
Bam Bam Baklava
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Where's that voice of reason guy, I feel like kicking ass.
Bam Bam Baklava
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I do whatever it takes to win.
freenudemacusers
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If one of them looks like Suzanne Somers then hop on that shit.
luckyboyceo
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Just touched down in LA. I'm going to wear my sunglasses through LAX and hope someone mistakes me for a celebrity.
Seems too good to be true.These two 19 year old girls from Craigslist want to get a 3 bedroom apartment with me. Is this a death trap? I don't think I was very smart when I was 19.
Voice of Reason
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Riggs be online later im HighShould I get fucked up?
freenudemacusers
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Mmmm so many tasties on step by step. Carol, Dana, Karen, Al, and Cody lawdhammercyisnt susanne somers the mom from that family sitcom on tgif?
These two 19 year old girls from Craigslist want to get a 3 bedroom apartment with me. Is this a death trap? I don't think I was very smart when I was 19.
Is an old, dead celebrity your landlord?
I don't know anything about Susuan Summers. I haven't met them yet, but they want to meet this weekend. On the good side, even if they aren't attractive themselves they will have attractive friends. On the bad side, they are freshmen living in the college dorms, and this would be their first time living "on their own". I don't know if I can deal with that.
Riggs be online later im High
I am online now!
I don't know anything about Susuan Summers. I haven't met them yet, but they want to meet this weekend. On the good side, even if they aren't attractive themselves they will have attractive friends. On the bad side, they are freshmen living in the college dorms, and this would be their first time living "on their own". I don't know if I can deal with that.
Can you deal with hot pussy at your beck and call?
Bam Bam Baklava
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I don't know anything about Susuan Summers. I haven't met them yet, but they want to meet this weekend. On the good side, even if they aren't attractive themselves they will have attractive friends. On the bad side, they are freshmen living in the college dorms, and this would be their first time living "on their own". I don't know if I can deal with that.
The worst thing that could happen is you just become the guy they room with but don't really do anything with. You know what I'm talking about?
Bam Bam Baklava
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You, Midnights? Are you describing yourself?
Yes, yes I am.
Bam Bam Baklava
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Seems like you need a fresh start.
Have you considered moving down to South Florida? We can be gym bros.
Fresh starts don't often happen from a change of location. They come from within.
But I have been to Florida once and the humidity was absolutely insane. I don't know how you guys do it.
Salutations, why're you down here anyways?Just touched down in LA. I'm going to wear my sunglasses through LAX and hope someone mistakes me for a celebrity.
Seems too good to be true.
luckyboyceo
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Spring break. Spending the weekend with a few friends. Kind of around the West Hollywood area I think.
So it's pretty crazy how much more productive one is when not hungover.
you're a fucking cunt and i want to engage your rectum
Spring break. Spending the weekend with a few friends. Kind of around the West Hollywood area I think.
why the fuck didn't you tell me!? bastard lol. eh, I wouldn't have been able to make it down there anyways. fucking finals week.
Damn this lil wayne shit is crazy
indeed.
Voice of Reason
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Yeah, 8 grams
you're a fucking cunt and i want to engage your rectum
Your petulant excuse for existence isn't qualified to wipe the blood off one of my anal fissures.
Your petulant excuse for existence isn't qualified to wipe the blood off one of my anal fissures.
You guys want a beer? I got a ton
You guys want a beer? I got a ton
Can you pour one in Arabs asshole so he dies?
Can I drink it when you're done?I'm taking a bath in champagne. Come at me bro/
What happened to the little plastic clinky thing inside Guiness bottles?
It was never there, its in the cans.
brianjones
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i remember it being in the bottles
what was the point of it anyway?
is guiness black any good i keep seeing those fucking commercials
what was the point of it anyway?
is guiness black any good i keep seeing those fucking commercials
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