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[Mully]

Got two girls' numbers tonight while soloing it on the side with the GAF crew at PAX. A lot of fun, but I can't dance for shit. I'm a charmer with my mouth not my.moves.

 

[Wool]

Girls at PAX? What ever happened with the two sisters you had that thing with? Did you meet Amirox? Did they have a PS4 there?

 

[luckyboyceo]

Got two girls' numbers tonight while soloing it on the side with the GAF crew at PAX. A lot of fun, but I can't dance for shit. I'm a charmer with my mouth not my.moves.

Mully collect as many numbers as you can this weekend. Me and Acrid need to know what to shoot for come PAX in September.

Spoiler

So that we can blow it out of the water.

 

[Mully]

Boston is a large city. Besides the GAFFERS I met tonight, I've yet to meet anyone from PAX.

 

[luckyboyceo]

Boston is great I'm there a couple times a year. I've spent many drunken nights terrorizing the city. They probably don't want me back.

 

[jaydogg691]

Sup GAF, just picked up a 6 pack of these to help me stay up for some F1.

Trying to stick with the Boston theme thats going on in this thread.

 

[eBay Huckster]

What the fuck even is my alcohol tolerance now

Three shots of Everclear and I was barely out of tipsy mode

 

[Resilient]

Man I'm trying to figure out if I made a drunk post in the OT by mistake but I can't cause in on my phone. It was purely because I was mashing buttons to get out of the thread...

Anyway. How does 3 shots of ever clear not melt you

 

[Resilient]

This thread moves too slowly

 

[luckyboyceo]

Yeah seriously after 3 shots of Everclear you should be doing just fine.

 

[Resilient]

After 3 shots your balls should have exploded. In spitting on the ground. That's how's drunk. Top me GAF. Specifically commediau. Reckon you can? Lets roll bitch. Yeah I called you out. But are you ready?

 

[Resilient]

Three posts in DrunkGAF. THAT'S HOW I Roll. I am officially drunk. And in austlralia, Melbourne , richmond. have I disappointed you all?

 

[Resilient]

Damnit commeadue. Meet me somewhere. A chair just fell. In the club.

 

[Resilient]

My girlfriend says no and they are playing the lion king theme here. Meet me somewhere com!!!! Should I stop posting? Need guidance.

I want to post again burn I will stop. Meet me somewhere.

 

[Parabellum]

;DD

saturday 6pm drunk in my dorm.. oh well

 

[coldvein]

i hope resilient and commedieu met somewhere, i really do.

 

[freenudemacusers]

i wanna meet that poster

 

[Rubbish King]

Ive seen double posts


Ive sometimes seen triples

but NEVER have i seen a quadpost

jesus

 

[freenudemacusers]

I want someone in here to post an entire page by themselves. who is up for it.

 

[balddemon]

lucky are you some kind of rich boy ceo or some shit "I'm in boston a couple times a year"

also my dad appears to be applying for a job in utah...smh. whatever I guess I'd be closer to you guys if we move lol.

 

[freenudemacusers]

utah is beautiful bro. moab is incredible. I've no love for the mormon takover of slc but the environment almost makes up for it.

 

[Rubbish King]

Englands cooler

 

[freenudemacusers]

never heard of it

 

[balddemon]

utah is beautiful bro. moab is incredible. I've no love for the mormon takover of slc but the environment almost makes up for it.

oh yeah I know I would love everything about utah except the half % beer and the mormons. being near my whole family would be alright and being able to ski and snowboard and climb mountains and camp and go hiking and longboarding and shit would be so dope.

 

[Rubbish King]

never heard of it

It's what most of your cool cities are named after with the word 'NEW' put in front of

 

[balddemon]

It's what most of your cool cities are named after with the word 'NEW' put in front of

new england region mostly sucks. racist, cold, annoying girly quarterbacks. mully is probably the only good thing about new england.

 

[freenudemacusers]

It's what most of your cool cities are named after with the word 'NEW' put in front of

NEW AND IMPROVED moar leik it amirite

 

[Rubbish King]

new england region mostly sucks. racist, cold, annoying girly quarterbacks. mully is probably the only good thing about new england.

New York i was more referring tooo

NEW AND IMPROVED moar leik it amirite

fish teeth

 

[Rubbish King]

back on greys anatomy

awshit

 

[Snuggles]

Faded Saturdays are the best. Took the bike in for repairs, it's almost time to get back out there. Just need this fucking snow to DIAF.

Also gonna probably snag a second job. Got an app from this fine ass blonde I hope to someday insert my penis into, she was practically begging me to work there (and for my cock, secretly).

 

[Rubbish King]

Faded Saturdays are the best. Took the bike in for repairs, it's almost time to get back out there. Just need this fucking snow to DIAF.

Also gonna probably snag a second job. Got an app from this fine ass blonde I hope to someday insert my penis into, she was practically begging me to work there (and for my cock, secretly).

What bike do you have?

 

[Snuggles]

You've never heard of it.

 

[Rubbish King]

You've never heard of it.

I actually really like bikes, Snuggles

 

[EloquentM]

Don't tell me where I am
Don't tell me where I was
Just let me take your hand
We'll trek on to the next buzzzzzzz

 

[Voice of Reason]

I just snorted 30mg of oxycodone. This Russian guy really wants my dixk.

 

[Rubbish King]

I just snorted 30mg of oxycodone. This Russian guy really wants my money

fix'd

 

[Voice of Reason]

Tashbrooke suck my dick

 

[freenudemacusers]

I just snorted 30mg of oxycodone. This Russian guy really wants my dixk.

that much oxy will probably stop your dick from working. but it will make the buttsex less painful

Tashbrooke suck my dick

i lold

 

[Voice of Reason]

He's a tall Russian cutie his dick must be great. We just ordered an eigfh from a philippino hoe i got a bong too were gonna get fucked up mac wan a cum

 

[Rubbish King]

Everyday you post more and more like Eggman



I dont like it

 

[freenudemacusers]

He's a tall Russian cutie his dick must be great. We just ordered an eigfh from a philippino hoe i got a bong too were gonna get fucked up mac wan a cum

wat

 

[Rubbish King]

wat

run

 

[Voice of Reason]

Blame space made a thread last night

 

[Voice of Reason]

thecolitupac.jpg

 

[coldvein]

whats up with mormons and moving to utah? so unoriginal .. move somewhere else you fucks!

 

[balddemon]

actually just found out it's a different job in KC lolol I was mistaken.

 

[Resilient]

Com and I didn't meet anywhere. I even gave my location, damnit. I think my dick was hard. Anyway. Sorry about that quad post fellas. Com, hope we're cool.

 

[balddemon]

Com and I didn't meet anywhere. I even gave my location, damnit. I think my dick was hard. Anyway. Sorry about that quad post fellas. Com, hope we're cool.

I have his number. he loves me more than you.

 

[Voice of Reason]

Something very horrible happened GAF. I got high with them and ate a shitload of subway and ice cream so then I went to this other guys house and smoked more fire kush from a bong. As we stood on a small staircase, I lose my senses and faint three steps down. I wake up 10 minutes later as they're to pick me up. I couldn't feel my ankle and my thumb was deeply cut. I try getting up I throw up everything I ate on my shoes as getting up. My friends tell me to get the fuck out and now I'm at rite aid charging my cellphone with my parents calling me

 

[Wool]

balddemon what do I do? I'm in the playoffs in fantasy basketball, and Marc Gasol is out. I can't drop him because he was one of my top 3 picks. There's $450 on the line. I could get a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue Label if I win.



Edit:^^^^^^ Voice of Reason that sounds pretty terrible. As your unofficial medical advisor, you should drink some water and sleep it off. Don't go to the hospital.