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drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics
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Bam Bam Baklava
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Eggman lashed out at me for getting him banned.
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Because the limits of knowledge state that we and everything we encounter are in fact, perfect spheres.
Bam Bam Baklava
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You broke my heart.
Bam Bam Baklava
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Get over your own self. Luigi hat first.
this game we play bout nothing
Can't stand to stop it babe
Can't even run away.
It hurts to love you babe
It hurts to feel love deep
That's why I cannot sleep
I just can't stand this nothing
We run from nothing just to be thrown into something, that's really just nothing with a new coat of skin.
Where are we running to again?
Can't stand to stop it babe
Can't even run away.
It hurts to love you babe
It hurts to feel love deep
That's why I cannot sleep
I just can't stand this nothing
We run from nothing just to be thrown into something, that's really just nothing with a new coat of skin.
Where are we running to again?
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This moment on the street with your mole and that tree. A boulder in time. Sheer yellow pants with no kettle for the tea. Non-stick pots clank; bare shoulders flex. Time is a nervous orgasm cut short by analysis. Pervasive self-mythologizing people and their unread magazines. I'm telling you I love you in the only way I know. Share who you are. Integral.
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Hey at least we're not addicted to drugs.
Bam Bam Baklava
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Nothing wrong with drugs.
I want to feel high
Fuck, I feel sideways
I want to escape lows
I can only fuck slow
Tell me why I'm stuck in this position
Sultry nights in damp fissions
Brew gives distorted visions,
Of otherwise clear missions
Who can say no to this paradise
Confidence and truth be damned
Fuck, I feel sideways
I want to escape lows
I can only fuck slow
Tell me why I'm stuck in this position
Sultry nights in damp fissions
Brew gives distorted visions,
Of otherwise clear missions
Who can say no to this paradise
Confidence and truth be damned
brianjones
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Bam Bam Baklava
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It's not about the road it's about the destination. As long as I'm not sober then I'm set.
XANDER CAGE
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Because the limits of knowledge state that we and everything we encounter are in fact, perfect spheres.
I wish Windows still had animated wallpaper support.
what do you guys think of this song?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHEBO2KBeak
it reminds me of old school (not that old I guess) green day, all american rejects, fall out boy, etc. but I like it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHEBO2KBeak
it reminds me of old school (not that old I guess) green day, all american rejects, fall out boy, etc. but I like it.
dag yo are you on the gallon of milkshake a day diet?
this is my favorite thread: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=536811
Bam Bam Baklava
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Got some wax dabs and xanax. I'm fucking set, don't even need to touch my fifth of vodka.
luckyboyceo
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You definitely shouldn't touch your fifth of vodka with that combo.
Not quite, I do drink an awful lot of milk though.
freenudemacusers
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Yeah when I was bulking up I drank a glass of whole milk + protein mix every day. Did the trick pretty quickly hah.
Bam Bam Baklava
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Only bulking meal I need is some delicious HGH.
Bam Bam Baklava
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Don't forget your gooch.
freenudemacusers
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shave the gooch first, you don't want that trimmer dying halfway through. Imagine a half-groomed gooch. what an embarrassment.
Bam Bam Baklava
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That's so specific it's almost like it happened. But who would see your gooch mac? Was this back when you were making movies.
Bam Bam Baklava
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I've lost 12 followers on instagram. I'm pissed.
freenudemacusers
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Let me tell you a story here.
One time I woke up at 3am in drenched in cold sweat from a terrible nightmare. Recollection of nightmares often disappear in a flash. This was no different. Indeed, all I can remember is the low, gentle buzzing abruptly cut off, as if murdered by an unseen, unbending force. In a panic I jumped out of bed and ran instinctively to the bathroom, stumbling everywhere, my legs weak not from a several hour's dormancy, but fear. I pry the door open, afraid of what I might find.
It is in this moment I am acutely aware of my body. I feel the blood pumping through my back and ears. The nerves transmitting information from my fingers to my brain. I pause momentarily, gathering my courage, and bring my hand to the brass knob. In one quick movement, I swing the door open, ready to face whatever lay in front of me. To my relief, I could clearly see the small emerald glow resting on my sink, reassuring me that my Philips Norelco BG2040 BodyGroom Pro was in fact fully charged. I smile to myself, and return to bed to a peaceful night's rest.
One time I woke up at 3am in drenched in cold sweat from a terrible nightmare. Recollection of nightmares often disappear in a flash. This was no different. Indeed, all I can remember is the low, gentle buzzing abruptly cut off, as if murdered by an unseen, unbending force. In a panic I jumped out of bed and ran instinctively to the bathroom, stumbling everywhere, my legs weak not from a several hour's dormancy, but fear. I pry the door open, afraid of what I might find.
It is in this moment I am acutely aware of my body. I feel the blood pumping through my back and ears. The nerves transmitting information from my fingers to my brain. I pause momentarily, gathering my courage, and bring my hand to the brass knob. In one quick movement, I swing the door open, ready to face whatever lay in front of me. To my relief, I could clearly see the small emerald glow resting on my sink, reassuring me that my Philips Norelco BG2040 BodyGroom Pro was in fact fully charged. I smile to myself, and return to bed to a peaceful night's rest.
Bam Bam Baklava
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That was like an Edgar Allen Poe work right there.
i never forget the gooch
Bam Bam Baklava
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Nothing says man like a nub where your penis used to be.
freenudemacusers
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nah bro you gotta shave the shaft and grapes with a twin blade bic, and chop at the rest with a watersafe electric trimmer
I pluck the long shaft hairs by hand. It doesn't feel great but you gotta get to the roots of that shit.
freenudemacusers
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blame space
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arab do you still hate me
brianjones
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go hiking and bring some booze
luckyboyceo
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Same. I'm trying to come up with something that doesn't involve going to a bar for once.
blame space
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date ideas? what in the world
brianjones
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anyone have cooking recipes
Bam Bam Baklava
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luckyboyceo
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I remember Coke Chicken being #drunkGAF approved. Can't remember who's recipe it was, but it was someone's in here.
Dude I wish. I'm just going to pretend the girl I'm going out with is her.
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