Bam Bam Baklava
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What if you pretend so well that you start getting nervous around her like she was the real gym girl.
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drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics
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What if you pretend so well that you start getting nervous around her like she was the real gym girl.
Made it back in jan. was tasty. Gonna go chug some rum brb. My parents ain't using it rightI remember Coke Chicken being #drunkGAF approved. Can't remember who's recipe it was, but it was someone's in here.
Dude I wish. I'm just going to pretend the girl I'm going out with is her.
Bam Bam Baklava
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You can't chug your parents rum man. This isn't middle school.
luckyboyceo
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Eloquent I thought you were in your 20s dude.
I'm 22, what of it?
We're west coast Americans. We don't even know what hockey is.Take her to a hockey game.
No where round here to go hiking.go hiking and bring some booze
Bam Bam Baklava
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I'm 22, what of it?
We're west coast Americans. We don't even know what hockey is.
I remember when I was 22.
LA Kings are a big deal.
I'm 22
We're west coast Americans. We don't even know what hockey is.
No where round here to go hiking.
Didn't the Kings win the championship last year?
Take her to the ballet like the classy motherfucker you are.
Speaking of stealing parental booze. An idiot from my high school had a party at his parents house and the guests promptly drank over 70k worth of his dads wine and whiskey collection. Guy was shipped off somewhere after that.
Fuck that. Death penalty.
I made a mean chocolate lasagna the other day.anyone have cooking recipes
brianjones
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buncha young niggaz in this thread
is that even legal
I made a mean chocolate lasagna the other day.
is that even legal
Oh-ho you're so old midnights. Make sure you act it.I remember when I was 22.
LA Kings are a big deal.
she wouldn't appreciate the ballet. That's some fifth date type shit. Unless she's all like "I love dancing, theater, the arts!" I'm not taking her anywhere I don't need to. I'm thinking that something on the beach shall suffice. Shame she's not much of a drinker. No one I know is these days.Didn't the Kings win the championship last year?
Take her to the ballet like the classy motherfucker you are.
Fuck that. Death penalty.
Bam Bam Baklava
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I'm wiser than my years.
luckyboyceo
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Holy shit. At that point I'd probably sell my son off to recoup that money.Speaking of stealing parental booze. An idiot from my high school had a party at his parents house and the guests promptly drank over 70k worth of his dads wine and whiskey collection. Guy was shipped off somewhere after that.
You must've missed my post last weekend about my bar tab. I'm broke now.That's almost as rich as lucky use to be =P
luckyboyceo
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The last girl I went on a date with was an art student and she told me she always wanted to cut open a dead body, and try a human burger. Never again.
Bam Bam Baklava
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The last girl I went on a date with was an art student and she told me she always wanted to cut open a dead body, and try a human burger. Never again.
Imagine how wild she would have been in bed though. She'd take a bite right out of you.
luckyboyceo
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I know dude, that was the one thing making me hang in there throughout the date. At the end of the night I decided to play it safe and keep all of my limbs though.Imagine how wild she would have been in bed though. She'd take a bite right out of you.
Idk man but it sure was heavenly.buncha young niggaz in this thread
is that even legal
A+++ would make again
Man she was probably wild in bed. You missed out.I know dude, that was the one thing making me hang in there throughout the date. At the end of the night I decided to play it safe and keep all of my limbs though.
luckyboyceo
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Definitely no oral though.Man she was probably wild in bed. You missed out.
Bam Bam Baklava
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We're about 5'10.
Combined?
I'm sure everyone in here is highly desirable.
Bam Bam Baklava
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I keep meeting girls whose idea of a night out is parties and mad shit.
I wanna meet a goal who wants to go bowling or some boring shit.
I wanna meet a goal who wants to go bowling or some boring shit.
Horse Detective
Why the long case?
Hey bowling isn't boring
Bam Bam Baklava
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Sorry sean but bowling is pretty lame. But a girl that likes bowling is easy to impress/please.
Horse Detective
Why the long case?
I was invited to go bowling with this girl and an hour later I was making out with her in my friends car
Bam Bam Baklava
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I was invited to go bowling with this girl and an hour later I was making out with her in my friends car
Are you saying the bowling was so good it made her want to mack in the car?
Horse Detective
Why the long case?
Are you saying the bowling was so good it made her want to mack in the car?
Yes
Bam Bam Baklava
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It's too bad the girls your age don't put out all the way sean.
Horse Detective
Why the long case?
They do when I go bowling with them
Bam Bam Baklava
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These drugs and this deadliest catch episode are mixing well. Real well.
I was invited to go bowling with this girl and an hour later I was making out with her in my friends car
i want to go bowling. i figure that's one thing that only gets better with drinking like pool.
and blame i haven't forgotten your opinion on rivers cuomo
I keep meeting girls whose idea of a night out is parties and mad shit.
I wanna meet a girlwho wants to go bowling or some boring shit.
yeah you do man. girls like that are great IMO. im hopefully done with party animal bitches forever.
Bam Bam Baklava
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If I could give them what they needed I'd be cool with it but I'm just not able. Bowling I can provide.
Bam Bam Baklava
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I'm in trouble. I thought I could take trig and precalc and finally be transfer worthy but I'm failing trig and I don't think I could do that stuff.
I've been here 3 years and I got at least another year to go now if I take 3 more math classes. Or I could change to a completely useless degree like political science and be gone in a couple months.
Bullshit man, like any of this matters. It's just about how connected you are and nothing else.
I've been here 3 years and I got at least another year to go now if I take 3 more math classes. Or I could change to a completely useless degree like political science and be gone in a couple months.
Bullshit man, like any of this matters. It's just about how connected you are and nothing else.
Bam Bam Baklava
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You know I can't break that 4th wall.
Bam Bam Baklava
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what is your home address
I got too many enemies here. The less they know the better.
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