Support NeoGAF

[Charles Foster Kane]

what do you mean?

 

[freenudemacusers]

Mom reacted unfavorably to the dick pic

 

[AcridMeat]

For the last time I'm not your mom mac.

 

[Salsa]

Mom reacted unfavorably to the dick pic

I dont know what this is but I feel it's better out of context

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Mom reacted unfavorably to the dick pic

Forward it to me for a second opinion.

Dick reviewer.

Spoiler

I'm sorry lol

 

[coldvein]

Sinister wasn't bad. It had its moments. I can see people enjoying it. It did feel a bit generic at times though, but it was creepy enough. It didn't help that I guessed the ending early on, and the villain is not that threatening. It also uses many jump scares.

yeah i thought it was aight until the

Spoiler

CREEPY KIDS!!

started showing up. who seriously uses that in a horror movie these days. so corny.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

yeah i thought it was aight until the

Spoiler

CREEPY KIDS!!

started showing up. who seriously uses that in a horror movie these days. so corny.

Pretty much.

Spoiler

I swear I said joking that the kids were going to be the murderers and it was going to be some possession shit. Also the shot when the kid's face jumps next to the guy was laughable.

 

[coldvein]

i liked some of the jump scares. lawnmower scene was dope.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Yeah, I also liked when he woke up to the video playing by itself (the first times). It was kind of creepy and atmospheric.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Jesus guys I meant shadyspace's mom


My mom loves my dick pics

Jk


....

 

[EloquentM]

I don't usually use cologne.



What do you do?

You should! I'm in sales.

 

[EloquentM]

I am awful with women.

Why is that?

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Jesus guys I meant shadyspace's mom


My mom loves my dick pics

Jk


....

You should! I'm in sales.

Meh, I don't think I smell that bad, plus I'm allergic to many colognes.

I'm sure some of your clients might notice. Some people have a very good eye. I'd notice.

 

[shadyspace]

Why is that?

Had a whole bar turn me down last night more or less. I think my game's pretty solid but idk maybe I'm too obvious.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

You know, it's funny because I have had at least three girls tell me they have a crush on me the last year. One of which is beautiful (she told me my she finds my voice very sexy lol) and had one who kept coming here and told me she wanted to do something. If only I had that luck with guys.

 

[shadyspace]

You know, it's funny because I have had at least three girls tell me they have a crush on me the last year. One of which is beautiful (she told me my she finds my voice very sexy lol) and had one who kept coming here and told me she wanted to do something. If only I had that luck with guys.

lol. And gay guys seem to love me.

 

[Atramental]

Oh look. Dinner at my place.

See yah guys laters.

 

[freenudemacusers]

twist: they all believe in saving themselves for marriage

ot; i am loved among women and men. but mostly dudes.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

lol. And gay guys seem to love me.

yeah, it's very counterproductive.

In my case, they were very awkward conversations.

twist: they all believe in saving themselves for marriage

ot; i am loved among women and men. but mostly dudes.

I need a pic for verification.

 

[shadyspace]

twist: they all believe in saving themselves for marriage

second twist: they're all already married... to each other

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

I wish I could get hard with women. It'd have made things a lot easier for me lol.

Oh look. Dinner at my place.

See yah guys laters.

lol
It needs the Brazzers logo.

 

[EloquentM]

Haha very few can tell when I'm drunk unless I'm completely wasted. Also, shady maybe a bar just isn't the right atmosphere for you.

I wish I could get hard with women. It'd have made things a lot easier for me lol.

Why is that?

 

[shadyspace]

I was too lazy to go to the laundromat today so I washed a pair of jeans and some underwear in a bucket with dish soap.

 

[freenudemacusers]

yeah, it's very counterproductive.

In my case, they were very awkward conversations.



I need a pic for verification.

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=41733318&postcount=18920

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=41733318&postcount=18920

Interesting... Yeah, you're cute.

So cool that you guys have hung out and partied.

It seems like fun times.

 

[Wool]

Oh look. Dinner at my place.

See yah guys laters.

I can only imagine the shrieking laughter coming from that room every couple minutes. I can't deal with women in groups.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Oh, we partied all right. Mmmhmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Snuggles]

Oh, we partied all right. Mmmhmmmmmmmmmm

Is coldvein a gentle lover?

 

[EloquentM]

I can only imagine the shrieking laughter coming from that room every couple minutes. I can't deal with women in groups.

I tend to tune it out.

 

[shadyspace]

I can only imagine the shrieking laughter coming from that room every couple minutes. I can't deal with women in groups.

I like this guy.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Is coldvein a gentle lover?

lmao. You guys are so gay


*******

When I think of women in groups I think of these voices, nasal voices, and they're very loud sometimes.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I can only imagine the shrieking laughter coming from that room every couple minutes. I can't deal with women in groups.

This is why I like my wife, she doesn't either.

Is coldvein a gentle lover?

I don't remember.

lmao. You guys are so gay

Whoa man, where are you getting this idea

 

[EloquentM]

My drunkeness is dissipating. Fml, need to refuel.

 

[shadyspace]

you guys ARE so gay

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Guilty as charged!

 

[Atramental]

Translation: I like where this thread is going.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Are they wearing makeup?

 

[Atramental]

Maybe. I don't know.

They're German.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

I kinda like the guy on the right. Might need better resolution though. Don't like what he's wearing though, or the pose.

Forgive me for tainting the thread with all the gayness.

I'll try to refrain from doing such things in the future. I understand how it can be very annoying.

 

[Atramental]

Rammstein. That's the band's name.

It's been ages since I've listened to them.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Rammstein. That's the band's name.

It's been ages since I've listened to them.

Never listened to them. I do know there's a lot of weird stuff in Germany.

 

[freenudemacusers]

You can gay up our taint with your thread whenever you want bro

...


If you want to listen to cray German music peep einstürzende neubauten

 

[Atramental]

You can be gay here. It's no biggie.

This isn't Alabama.

 

[EloquentM]

I am Alabama.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

I am Alabama.

Somehow reminded me of this.

 

[Get'sMad]

feel like I've really been letting this thread down lately

so here I am

sup

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Hi. Things have taken a bit of a turn

 

[EloquentM]

Somehow reminded me of this.

Can't watch. Woooorkiiing.

Random thought of the day: I dislike drunk sex.

 

[shadyspace]

If you confessed to a bunch of dark shit to the feds as part of an immunity deal would that still hold

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Can't watch. Woooorkiiing.

Random thought of the day: I dislike drunk sex.

Nevermind. You didn't miss much.

At this point, I'd take some drunk sex. How about high sex?