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Dude I heard from this 1 kid at a party, this was like 10 years ago. That his manager dared him to cum in a Chalupa of an unruly customer at the drive through. I guess it was some old guy, being a dick. So this kid did it, so fucking gross. I really still feel bad for this old man to this day. He probably never even tasted it w/ all that fucking stuff in the Chalupa.
nvm, just bro talk I had to delete it
cream chalupa-- its part of the new dessert line.
lol, I know exactly what you mean riggy.
Obviously, but while receiving fellatio I'd probably be wondering how she learned to be so adept at it. Then I'll feel stupid and promptly get over it as I climax.
lol, I know exactly what you mean riggy.
Obviously, but while receiving fellatio I'd probably be wondering how she learned to be so adept at it. Then I'll feel stupid and promptly get over it as I climax.
Dana has left the store with my order!!! Wonder if she wants to get fucked up w/ me.
lol I just deleted the part about the girl because I didn't want to sound like i was "bragging" .... if you guys saw her you would know I am not bragging. I can't pull fine ass chick like you drunk bro's do : (
lol I just deleted the part about the girl because I didn't want to sound like i was "bragging" .... if you guys saw her you would know I am not bragging. I can't pull fine ass chick like you drunk bro's do : (
I saw it. I feel u bro.
just be glad you found someone who's not afraid of their sexuality.
I'm assuming you've been with some prudish women previously? I find the best way to get through to a prudish girl is to physically tease them constantly until they can't take it anymore. Called the pressure cooker technique. works wonders. I'm not making this up. works even better if there's people around and she's so prudish she won't even kiss you in front of people.
wow that actually makes sense. usually I give up if it seems obvious it will take too much more work, and because unlike riggs thinks, I don't want to screw up future chances with them lmao. I'm not swimming in pussy like eloquent.
just depends on the girl I guess.
Sorry it just sounded cocky lol, I gotta get my level up. Start pulling some hot ones. Tired of fat chicks!!
bald you better be swimming in pussy ....
Well you only wanna do that when you're in a relationship with a prude girl and like her enough to not drop the relationship. It's not something to do if you're looking to hook up in general or anything. For the most part no one wants a prude girl to begin with so hopefully that's a red flag before you even end up in the relationship phase. Now what the heck did Riggs write?
Eh, all you really need is a moist hole to dump your poison into. I'd fuck a fat bitch if the situation called for it.
Riggs was talking crap about me ={. Some girl asked me if I ever get angry and my old roommate told me that I don't have a soul last week. I have feelings too, you know? I'm not a robot persay, although that'd be great.
Edit: I've messed with a chunky girl once but not necessarily fat. I think chunky is the worst I'll go. Is chubby before or after chunky level?
Edit: I've messed with a chunky girl once but not necessarily fat. I think chunky is the worst I'll go. Is chubby before or after chunky level?
Normal (bangable) -> Thick/Chubby (mostly bangable, sometimes extra bangable depends on how it's distributed) -> chunky (only bangable in some situations) -> obese (not bangable unless you're Riggs).
So wait, you said you messed with a fat girl. Is that chunky on the scale?
Love you guys.
Dude all I fuck is fat chicks, I used to bang skinny chicks back in the day. I got to step the fuck up.
Nah, I've yet to fuck a big girl. I can see myself fucking with bitches in the chunky range provided they have pretty faces and I'm at a certain level of drunkenness and/or desperation. I don't fuck with anything on the obese scale but generally speaking I can appreciate bitches from skinny to chunky. Variety is the spice of life.
Just wanted to quote this again because its great.
Man, you know those big girls with really pretty faces and in your head you see them and you're like, "dang, she'd be sooooo hot if she had a banging body, but now she's just okay"? I see chicks like that all the time. It sucks that this is my last quarter though because I've recently just started noticing how hot girls on campus are.
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every time I see one I am soo tempted to tell em they would be easy 9s if the dropped 20. but social mores prevent me from doing so ;(
It's so baffling. Whatever though. They remind me of those childhood girls that you befriend when they're ugly and then they bloom and you're in. I had one of those but she's so stupid I could never bring myself to even be interested in her. She's pregnant now anyways haha.
Technically or socially?
technically. no doubt. when I double post something 8 minutes apart, thats how you know I done fucked up
Lol I just assumed you were mad at me for not replying which happens a lot in this thread, lol.
On the flip side, they're pretty-faced girls with a low barrier of entry. Low hanging fruit, so to speak. The world already has enough hot chicks with high self esteem.
I was actually just scoping out this thick chick I used to go to school with. Red hair, freckles, insane curves...that shit is my weakness. She's back in town so hopefully I end up in a situation where I could potentially stick my dick in her.
I'd drop her cause she's not my girl at that point.How would you feel if your girl said she has feelings for you and your friend?
wise words from the psychedelic puss
That's exactly what I did. It hurt at first because I felt like I wasted 6 months.
man, if midnights can't make me mad in a fakewar, I don't think I'll get mad because someone ignores me. haha.
it's never a waste if you had sex
Yeah, I'm newly single without any prospects at the moment. But I've been tied down for most of my adult life so it feels good to be completely free even if I'm blue balling. I'm down to fuck some chunky bitches if that's what it takes, someone's gotta do it.
I've done this to my sisters friend. Looks like a playboy model now.
I hope you don't leave this up on your girlfriends computer again.
You're right lol. I'm on to the next one now too.
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