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[freenudemacusers]

Mac can you suck yourself off

It has been a while, the dadfat might get in the way a bit now.

 

[coldvein]

i love reading this thread in the computer lab on a giant screen with potentially hundreds of people seeing me scroll past pics of scantily clad young women.

 

[Wool]

i love reading this thread in the computer lab on a giant screen with potentially hundreds of people seeing me scroll past pics of scantily clad young women.

Hahaha. I'm looking at it in the library right now. Fuck 'em all.

 

[freenudemacusers]

i love reading this thread in the computer lab on a giant screen with potentially hundreds of people seeing me scroll past pics of scantily clad young women.

I get what you are saying, we need more pics of scantily clad bros

 

[Rubbish King]

It has been a while, the dadfat might get in the way a bit now.

Are you reali a dad]


are you my dad?

 

[brianjones]

does those 5 hour energy drinks work

i didnt sleep for shit last night and i need to get my exercise on

 

[Rubbish King]

im going for a jog

 

[brianjones]

im going to return some videotapes

 

[freenudemacusers]

if I were your dad you would know




because I would have sent a letter asking for you to never speak to me

 

[Snuggles]

does those 5 hour energy drinks work

i didnt sleep for shit last night and i need to get my exercise on

They're pretty good. I'm kinda hooked on them lately, I pop the extra strength ones before I got out at night and they keep me going till late. But it could be a placebo effect or whatever.

if I were your dad you would know

because I would have sent a letter asking for you to never speak to me

Can a parent emancipate their child?

 

[Riggs]

You guysssssss <3

 

[freenudemacusers]

Can a parent emancipate their child?

no, just neglect emotionally

 

[Rubbish King]

I kinda feel like Snuggler is like my own Doctor cox

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

no, just neglect emotionally

You trying to DENNIS system him?

 

[freenudemacusers]

I prefer my ADONIS system

abuse emotionally

demonstrate value

openly contempt

nurture dependence

inspire hope

separate entirely

 

[EloquentM]

This is the best thread by far

Real talk edit: you know, I use to think that the GAF collective spit more venom than a cobra but I've come to realize that this is just general human nature. I want to move to mars and fuck a green busty Martian until I die of old age....yeah, I did get that idea from a porno. Fuck you.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

You ever have one of those days where you want to wear your pant legs rolled up, but just aren't feeling emotionally strong enough to make it work?

 

[Rubbish King]

tickling our egos elly


if drunkthread morphed into one person what body part would you be


Id be the hair

 

[freenudemacusers]

You ever have one of those days where you want to wear your pant legs rolled up, but just aren't feeling emotionally strong enough to make it work?

definitely

 

[EloquentM]

I'm serious. I'd fuck she-hulk. I'd sex the shit outta she-hulk.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I'm serious. I'd fuck she-hulk. I'd sex the shit outta she-hulk.

she'd turn your penis to jelly

 

[EloquentM]

she'd turn your penis to jelly

Me like snoo snoo

 

[balddemon]

We're gonna need a new thread eventually haha, this one is moving so fast. I wonder how many posts we can get over 20000 this time.

 

[Rubbish King]

I know this is alot to ask

but can i make the next one

I promis il do a good job

Il draw a pitur and evryting

 

[EloquentM]

You wanna make it nights?


Edit: lmao ^^^

 

[balddemon]

You wanna make it nights?


Edit: lmao ^^^

Yeah I'd love to!

 

[EloquentM]

It's decided then

 

[freenudemacusers]

anyone but shadyspace

he's too good for us now

 

[Rubbish King]

Yeah I'd love to!

ur nt nights u lier

 

[Rubbish King]

anyone but shadyspace

he's too good for us now

yeah where is that batard

His insults were especially self-esteem breaking, specially crafted to hurt my soul

 

[EloquentM]

Nope it's too late midnights is the new thread maker.

 

[Rubbish King]

I reckon i could beat midnights up irl


So im gonna make it

 

[balddemon]

Lol

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I reckon i could beat midnights up irl


So im gonna make it

You couldn't beat your own dick.

 

[Rubbish King]

You couldn't beat your own dick.

You could beat my dick if you fancy, but then id have to fite you and win

 

[balddemon]

Tashbrooke we cannot have an abysmal speller such as yourself make the next thread. We need to be represented by a man of the people. A man with pride. A man....like midnights Style Fox.

 

[EloquentM]

How many excedrin will it take me to breach the atmosphere?

 

[Minus_Me]

4.

 

[EloquentM]

Excellent

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

You could beat my dick if you fancy, but then id have to fite you and win

How'd you fancy if I tashbroke your ugly ass face with my foot like Jean Claude Van Damm in the movie Bloodsport.

 

[Rubbish King]

Okay



Well atleast I tried

I'm still gon draw my picture\\

also stylefox, people still do fox hunting here even though its banned, so plese be my guest and come over

 

[EloquentM]

Tashbroke as an insult and a verb. Very inventive nights. Lets see how tash responds.


Edit: Oh, he gave up. How sad.

Edit2: oh no look at this. Shoehorned a rebuttal in.

 

[Rubbish King]

i could really do with a pot noodle right now


like so fuckin bad

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

You got a noodle dick. The circumference of a spaghetti stick.

 

[EloquentM]

Awwww sheeeit

 

[balddemon]

"You nothin but a limp noodle!"

 

[Rubbish King]

You got a noodle dick. The circumference of a spaghetti stick.

to be fair to you sir, you being of american nationality, not a single insult you make will ever even remotely offend me, everything just loses it's edge when you know it's coming from some nerdy americans mouth

At the end of all of this I just see nothing being topped by something like this

No need to get fancy with wordplay and amongst other things, simple and to the point

ONTOPIC: Ur mom liked it last nyt

 

[freenudemacusers]

 

[Riggs]

I get to make the thread because I am fat, have no friends, and my life sucks. Can you guys give me this one incredible opportunity and experience?

 

[Horse Detective]

You couldn't beat your own dick.

I don't know why, but this made me burst out laughing and now I am cleaning up coffee