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drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics

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Tesseract

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I ordered a gimlet at some fancy bar last night, and he asked if I wanted it on the rocks or up. Not wanting him to know that I didn't know what up meant, that's what I went with. A few minutes later he comes out with one of those martini glasses like you might see in Sex and the City. It had a curled up lime peel and everything. I've never been so embarrassed holding a beverage before.

did you cross your legs before guzzling it down? eh, he prolly thought it was for your significant other.
 
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Deleted member 81567

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Just came back from a wedding and my armpits stink.
 

Snuggles

erotic butter maelstrom
Alright, I'm going out into town. I kinda stopped doing this a couple months ago. It can suck, especially on nights like this since the bars are too packed and too loud to connect with anybody but I need to get out there. I just need badly to learn to live fearlessly to reach my potential. I hold myself back so much, it's fucking frustrating.

I'm already kinda buzzed tbh.
 

Get'sMad

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found a bunch of sweet photos my dad took back in the day including one that pictures a bunch of pot him and his friends were growing

so proud of u dad
 

Acid08

Banned
I'm really looking forward to Les Miserables.

had to sit through a fucking 15 minute behind the scenes of that bullshit when I saw Man With The Iron Fists. fuck that.

Also we need more kung fu movies. I wish there was a kung fu channel on this shitty motel 6 tv.
 

coldvein

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tracks 2-4 on that new POS are fucking amazing

I kinda don't care about the rest though but it's a good album

i'd say.. bumper, fuck your stuff, how we land, wanted/wasted, they can't come (1-5) are dope. and weird friends. weird friends rules.

edit: YES!!! @ danger ( you are listening to my favoritest mc of modern days )
 

jakncoke

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had to sit through a fucking 15 minute behind the scenes of that bullshit when I saw Man With The Iron Fists. fuck that.

Also we need more kung fu movies. I wish there was a kung fu channel on this shitty motel 6 tv.

that'd be pretty sweet. i stayed at a motel 6 once in my life, we were coming back north to pa from georgia(just picked my cousin up) for whatever reason he picked up a ps3 down there right out of basic. we were going to play games and drink beer the whole night(he only had nba 06 lolll) but the tv was super shitty old that we couldnt hook the ps3 up without an adaptor
 

DangerStepp

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i'd say.. bumper, fuck your stuff, how we land, wanted/wasted, they can't come (1-5) are dope. and weird friends. weird friends rules.

edit: YES!!! @ danger ( you are listening to my favoritest mc of modern days )
Found him since Aesop Rock signed to RS for his newest album.

I dig on underground avant garde ish. I'll probably dig deeper into his discography.
 

DangerStepp

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You shouldn't have married before you ordered her, dude.

I think they have test drives for that kinda thing.

i can be your guide, i am the one
Educate me and I'll follow through for sure.

I think I owe it to you after you took after Alkaline Trio.

Ever listened to Camu Tao?
 

coldvein

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goddamnit still probably my favorite record. i cant remember if thats the one you introduced me to or not. from here to infirmary 2nd.
 

Acid08

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forreal guys, Master Of The Flying Guillotine is so dope. It's on youtube. Am I allowed to say that?
 

DangerStepp

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goddamnit still probably my favorite record. i cant remember if thats the one you introduced me to or not. from here to infirmary 2nd.

Maybe I did... can't remember.

Either way, that's exactly how those albums fall on the totem for me.

Goddammit is a wattershed punk album.
 

Wool

Member
I did not think people outside of Minneapolis listened to POS. You guys like Atmosphere too?



did you cross your legs before guzzling it down? eh, he prolly thought it was for your significant other.

I don't have a significant other. It was just myself and a (male) friend of mine, and I bought one for each of us. The server probably thought we were homosexuals, but I don't care about that. The real issue is that my friend thought it was my personal preference to drink out of one of those glasses. I might have to kick his ass and assert my dominance.
 
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Deleted member 81567

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This Gabrielle chick is sucking my cock while I'm smoking a jay
 

coldvein

Banned
Maybe I did... can't remember.

Either way, that's exactly how those albums fall on the totem for me.

Goddammit is a wattershed punk album.

i was considering making an exhaustive POS greatest hits list, but itll be easier instead if i just share a few tracks.. from what i think was a watershed rap album. Never Better, 2008.

let it rattle:
http://youtu.be/gdk8g22A9bM

drumroll (sweet video):
http://youtu.be/vfo-EGDBEAY

goodbye (sweet video):
http://youtu.be/34vtNCxwTcc

the brave and the snake:
http://youtu.be/Kx1OCJ2gbEA

this shit CHANGED MY LIFE.
 

DangerStepp

Member
i was considering making an exhaustive POS greatest hits list, but itll be easier instead if i just share a few tracks.. from what i think was a watershed rap album. Never Better, 2008.

let it rattle:
http://youtu.be/gdk8g22A9bM

drumroll (sweet video):
http://youtu.be/vfo-EGDBEAY

goodbye (sweet video):
http://youtu.be/34vtNCxwTcc

the brave and the snake:
http://youtu.be/Kx1OCJ2gbEA

this shit CHANGED MY LIFE.
Listening now.

1:10 in and I can see myself getting well acquainted.

You're a Sage Francis fan, as well, right? We're probably cut from the same cloth then.
 

Get'sMad

Member
I love occasionally scrolling down to the very bottom of my itunes to click on some badly tagged mystery song of stuff I've never bothered to correct the tags that I've amassed over nearly a decade of downloading music
 

DangerStepp

Member
Let It Rattle was pretty ill.

Replaying.

edit: My second listen just showed benefit. I just caught that he referenced fucking Mitch Hedberg?!

"Dufresne search party of 4"
 
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