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[Salsa]

you should have asked for her number salsa >_>

dude whatevs, had like a ton of rum on me and I was smoking a joint, im surprised I was talking to her without a huge boner

I did think about it afterwards but I could tell she was not into me. We talked because she was clearly bored to shit, and everyone was staring at her

it is nice to feel like I was that close to the sun without being burnt though

 

[Deleted member 81567]

At least you weren't covered in cum.

 

[Get'sMad]

aaaahhh gotta go see family tomorrow...fuuuuck

anyways, playing castlevania sotn, drinking beer, smoking green and listening to records

 

[EloquentM]

Watching adventure time. want wine.

 

[Tess3ract]

i dont get adventure time

UUGHHGHHH i need weed so bad

 

[Mindlog]

Every year bars are packed way beyond capacity thanks the Thanksgiving.
Every year I say, 'This is our last year coming out to this craphole.'
Every year we pack bars even though we know better.

Wooo! or Goddamnit! I haven't decided.

 

[Snuggles]

Every year bars are packed way beyond capacity thanks the Thanksgiving.
Every year I say, 'This is our last year coming out to this craphole.'
Every year we pack bars even though we know better.

Wooo! or Goddamnit! I haven't decided.

Suck my dick.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Suck my dick.

.

 

[Snuggles]

.

.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

.

Fuck you.

 

[Snuggles]

Fuck you.

.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Your cat's a whore.

 

[Snuggles]

My cat's life is worth more than yours.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Your cat is a bitch.

 

[Snuggles]

You don't know shit about my fucking cats.

 

[Mully]

Dogs are better.

 

[AcridMeat]

 

[Mindlog]

Suck my dick.

That's not one of the options motherfucker.

Dogs are better.

That is an option. The truth always is.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

You don't know shit about my fucking cats.

I know they're shit.

 

[Snuggles]

Expect to hear from my attorney. That's fucking slander.

 

[EloquentM]

Snuggles is a cat that owns cats?

 

[Deleted member 81567]

 

[Snuggles]

that feeling of reaching to grab another beer then realizing you are all out of beer

 

[balddemon]

salsa that bitch has no ass

i'd rather have eggmans greek ex. at least you know she takes it in the ass.

 

[Mully]

I saw a pretty fucking fine girl on line at the Chipotle near Hofstra today. Damn. I really wanted to bend her over and say, "Hey, I'm gonna fuck you."

Spoiler

it would be consensual.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Mully, do you ever eat at the Subway next to Dunkin Donuts? Don't you think that Pakistani bitch should kill herself?

 

[Mully]

Mully, do you ever eat at the Subway next to Dunkin Donuts? Don't you think that Pakistani bitch should kill herself?

I only saw her once and I was still really drunk on a Sunday morning in March. I'll have to investigate again.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

I only saw her once and I was still really drunk on a Sunday morning in March. I'll have to investigate again.

She thinks she's so cool, heating up sandwiches and asking if you want lettuce and tomatoes. The nerve.

 

[Mully]

What a fucking cunt. You don't ask if the customer wants lettuce and tomato!

 

[Deleted member 81567]

I know. I'm like, go fuck yourself bitch, I just want steak, pastrami and provolone with chipotle sauce, not some fucking plant on my bread. Then she swiped my debit card and told me I didn't have any money inside, so I just smacked with her the footlong and ejaculated all over her face.

 

[Mully]

Way to get it done.

 

[balddemon]

i hope you smacked her with your footlong, eggman

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Mine's not even a 6" sub

 

[balddemon]

way to be honest, bro.

so did i tell you guys how that girl wants to be just friends. well ever since i said i was cool with that, shes gotten way dirtier with her texting lol. and i'm ok with that.

 

[EloquentM]

way to be honest, bro.

so did i tell you guys how that girl wants to be just friends. well ever since i said i was cool with that, shes gotten way dirtier with her texting lol. and i'm ok with that.

>__>

 

[AndresON777]

can you get a dui on a bicycle?

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Not if you run over the cop.

 

[zethren]

I'm drunk and it's my birthday.

Who wants to love me?

LOVE ME.

 

[Wool]

Who told Eggman about the new drunk thread? He's ruining my night

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Then put me on ignore.

 

[zethren]

I would never ignore eggman. He's eggman.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Happy birthday zethren.

 

[balddemon]

why the fuck would you ever put anyone on ignore

that is like the most bitchmade move ever

 

[zethren]

Happy birthday zethren.

Thanks buddy!

These last 37 minutes have been pretty happy.

 

[AndresON777]

I'm drunk and it's my birthday.

Who wants to love me?

LOVE ME.

I'll give you a handjob where do you live?

 

[zethren]

I'll give you a handjob where do you live?

Hey man, I have a date today. Would be pretty weird if you came along with us man.

I'll call you next week baby.

Oh god top of page. I regret nothing.

 

[shortyme]

Happy drunken Tuesday

 

[zethren]

Happy drunken Tuesday

It's Wednesday :O

 

[shortyme]

Well so it is. Happy drunken Wednesday morning.

oooh shit, Happy birthday zethren

 

[zethren]

Thanks, Flame!

Party on!

Or Flame On! I dunno. Yeah.