Is it a shared bed? If so I recommend rotating 90 degrees and sleeping ass to face. That way you don't have to make eye contact.
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Is it a shared bed? If so I recommend rotating 90 degrees and sleeping ass to face. That way you don't have to make eye contact.
I'll rotate you 90 degrees ya whore.
youngwerther
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My friends and I used to sleep ass to face during sleep overs.
I would have the most intimate sex with Michelle Obama. We would look so deeply into each other's eyes as I sink in and out side of her body. Grabbin on her tight ass as she rides my cock.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrX3nP9RHsI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrX3nP9RHsI
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Had an accidental vision quest this afternoon... my goodness I can't wait to pour a drink when I get home. My nerves are shot. The good news I cleared a metal block I've been having with a letter I'm writing.
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what hapt to Copernicus
Rubbish King
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just shaved off my coffee stain tash...god dang that was a long month
time for an avatar change.....what next...that is the question..
time for an avatar change.....what next...that is the question..
He might have actually died. I'm seriously worried. Copernicus we will never forget you.
Blame Space should be back soon unless mods fucked with his ban again.
but after you get drunk off white russians you're like "shit, i just drank a pint of cream" or whatever. which is kinda gross.
Rubbish King
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drank ale all night, had a go at my best mates girlfriend for treating him like utter shit...lets just say i don think I'm going to be flavour of the month when he wakes ups.... (6am here)
Delicious
youngwerther
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I love the bush.
blame space
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does anyone want to undermine board administration
youngwerther
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yes
fuck da police
fuck da police
Atramental
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oh fuck
edit: welcome back, blame
edit: welcome back, blame
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whoa what the..
Vermillion
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Whoo, Blame!
TOM f'N CRUISE
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about to drink some mother fuckin vodka 
blame space
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hi everyone drink and be merry
blame space
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bushes rule
blame space
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like youre gonna turn down a bush. come on.
freenudemacusers
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Gross
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Holy moly I made it
Vermillion
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Drunk right now, but not fucked up...
What do fucked up people do? Go home and fuck the prom queen?
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Hehe I took the prom concubine home driving without a license
Playing saints row the third. This games crazy, but I just can't believe how insane my day was,
Playing saints row the third. This games crazy, but I just can't believe how insane my day was,
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fucked up people burn their hair on the stove lighting a cigarette at 11am fuckedup people watch hackers
hack the planet brah
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Fucked up people have calcified pee stains on the tile grout next to their toilet
fucked up people make stir fry in the jiffy pop pan
fucked up people make stir fry in the jiffy pop pan
let' s pretend that the only a\wa y to 100% stealth a level in chaos theory was to find the area that you could stoke your dick for 13 minutes in and never get caught by the guards.
let's pretend that the entire stealth genre is about breaking into places and wacking off.
now let's think about how much better games would be if they though about the cumming aspect, you know?>
let's pretend that the entire stealth genre is about breaking into places and wacking off.
now let's think about how much better games would be if they though about the cumming aspect, you know?>
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