DangerStepp
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Your esophagus feels like it's on fire.
When you pee.
When you pee.
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drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics
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When your asshole flares up.
How do you distinguish heart burn from your regular, daily asshole flare ups?
freenudemacusers
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Lack of penis inside it, I would assume.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
I'm having a shit as I post this.
freenudemacusers
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Lowest point of the thread right there
And yet, we must go deeper.
doing beer + (at some point) reheated pizza
like once it hits thanksgiving at work I basically do nothing for a month until like a week after new years so I end up drinking a lot in december
more rum
I like warm whiskey. Also, rum is Godly by itself.
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So I ditched work to organize my music.
I have two libraries I need to tag and consolidate on my new computer. Its taking forever. I'm using MusicBrainz Picard to tag some of the stuff that has always been improper. The first iTunes library is the one I started when I was ~15. The second, is one I started about 2 years ago when I broke up with my girlfriend and decided that what I needed to shake things up was an empty music library. All told theres about 110 gigs of stuff, with some redundancies to be sure. There is so much here. Forgotten playlists from when I was 19 and incomplete compilations. Its kind of melancholic, but I feel productive. Its autobiographical. The new iTunes is sweet, and the new remote app for iOS is even sweeter. I'm sort of recording some of the process on my photobloug.
I have two libraries I need to tag and consolidate on my new computer. Its taking forever. I'm using MusicBrainz Picard to tag some of the stuff that has always been improper. The first iTunes library is the one I started when I was ~15. The second, is one I started about 2 years ago when I broke up with my girlfriend and decided that what I needed to shake things up was an empty music library. All told theres about 110 gigs of stuff, with some redundancies to be sure. There is so much here. Forgotten playlists from when I was 19 and incomplete compilations. Its kind of melancholic, but I feel productive. Its autobiographical. The new iTunes is sweet, and the new remote app for iOS is even sweeter. I'm sort of recording some of the process on my photobloug.
I know you're pain. I have a final on Friday and final report due. Then on Monday I have another final report due and a lab report due. Then more finals.
Shit.
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but when that's all done we all get drunk and buttfuck each other and suck each other's dicks
right?
right?
I got my final, final exam this Saturday as well. I just need a 50% and no more university for at least a few years!
Does it matter? I'll pay you to eat my ethnic pussy is what matters.
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There was this Indian patient in the doctor's office I work for today. She stunk. I wonder if the stench diffused from her vaginal crease.
freenudemacusers
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Correct
blame space
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you guys ever think maybe there's nothing good in this world anyway
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How do you define good? Good can be the spicy mcchicken one gets to taste.
shadyspace
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hey you guys
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Whiskey and ginger ale. Why didn't anyone tell me how good this is? Am I supposed to drink it before, or after wine? I already had at least 63% of a bottle of wine. I'm fucked, arent' I?
You're only 22. Plenty of time for things to go downhill.
I never get mail, but apparently my parents got a letter addressed to me at their house in my hometown 3 hours away. It's from some PO box in my hometown. I have no idea what it could possibly be and I can't open it til Friday night.
It is weird to receive unexpected mail from PO boxes in your city isn't it?
It is weird to receive unexpected mail from PO boxes in your city isn't it?
I wish I was fat and had lots of facial hair. I'd make that shit work.
Challenge accepted old man.
What did you think a highball (well, original highball) was? The quality speaks out in my post. Oh and yeah, you're dead breh.
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I just shaved off my beard. 
Pics please.I just shaved off my beard.
I once kissed a snake....she spit venom in my mouth. It traveled in my veins, I thought I was down for the count. My mouth was dry as a drought. We kept going even when things went south. Then it reached my heart. I was fucked in the end and fucked at the start. Light was closing in, I could hear her hiss and depart.
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im all hungover and gross looking. :[ no pix for now.
Thunder Monkey
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My beard has been going for a long time now. Some time in Sept I think is the last time I shaved. I've trimmed in spots a few times since, but for the most part it's just kind of growing right now.
I had parts of it braided the other day.
I had parts of it braided the other day.
You're supposed to drink whiskey at room temperature what the hell is this.
Yes indeed.
I just want to wear the right attire.
pics or it didnt happened.
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Woman is 57 But Looks 27
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I'm in my organic Chen class eyeing this cute girl. I'll try to take a pic
I need more beer to finish it.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
wheres the drunk thread poem manny i expect it on my desk by friday as ill be drunk then
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