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drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics
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I wrote one eons ago my friend.
freenudemacusers
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Where's my pic I need jackoff inspiration.
speaking of school girls .. there's this chick i've had a crush on for a long time, used to be a customer at a food truck i worked on .. then she disappeared .. then reappeared when i started going to school this fall. i see her in the halls all the time, and she remembers me, and we talk. she's super friendly, our conversation is usually just basic .. hows your day, how was class, blah blah, but i feel like there's a spark there. today i was walking past her and i didnt see her, and she grabbed my arm and pulled me over and hugged me. we talked for like 20 minutes. i told her i had to go to class and she hugged me again. she took that shit to the NEXT LEVEL!! i feel like she wants it broz. she's a little short chubby mexican cutie pie and i want to see her naked. i really want to ask her out but i have a "girlfriend" and she has a "boyfriend". can i still ask her to go get a beer or coffee with me or is that too crazy
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Deleted member 81567
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I'm skyping with my ex. Should I flash my dick?
freenudemacusers
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Bro you never verbalize the word gaf to strangers!
Lucian Cat
Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
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Deleted member 81567
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Add him on Steam and cybersex.
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Deleted member 81567
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You need a nice dick sucking.
Ahh yes. Haven't had one since my birthday. Poor me =/
blame space
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snuggler i found your shit. it was in my car.
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Deleted member 22576
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Aw man. It's my best dudes birthday and I have to work late because of a meeting and its raining, so no bikeride! :/
You guys see we have some new rules?
You guys see we have some new rules?
where
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I don't know there's some big sticky on ot. I don't think it's anything new.I do sometimes wish photo only replies were forbidden.
blame space
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evilore made me a secret mod don't tell anyone
freenudemacusers
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Nobody reads this thread so it's safe here.
blame space
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that's why I feel comfortable telling my bros
freenudemacusers
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I'm really touched that you think of me as a bro
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Oh my goodness I really am out of the loop! What's your job like acrid?
I was wearing my Fallout New Vegas shirt today. any time i had to do a back door pick up i could see the disappointment in the faces of the distinguished crate & barrel customers when this short fucker who needs a haircut wearing a novelty california flag shirt comes out to give them their thousand dollar shit
goin to bed i leave you with this
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And you succeeded, you filthy little whore.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Did you? One involving the posters and the shenanigans..?
I'm gonna lick behind your testicles.
Vermillion
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Best liquor to drink straight?
Drano.
freenudemacusers
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and if you swish some batteries and sudafed in your mouth with it you get a nice speedy crunch
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Are you a mouse? I have a lot of cheese there.
Oh no. Lol, I do it next week after finals. It should be quite entertaining.
DangerStepp
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When does the patch for Halo 4 MP release that makes the grenades work?
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
I'd better be in it.. Make sure it's hilarious
Hilarious, depressing AND involving Taskbroke? So it's basically the story of his life?
freenudemacusers
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drink is the working man's tonic.
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To drink, or not to drink, that is the question:
Whether 'tis Nobler in the daily life to suffer
The Jobs and Boredom of outrageous Butthurt,
Or to take Beers against a Sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them: to get wasted , to get plastered
No more; and by being plastered, to say we end
The Heart-ache, and the thousand Natural shocks
That Flesh is heir to? 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die to sleep,
To sleep, perchance to fuck; Aye, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of fuck, what fuck may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause. There's the respect
That makes Asscheecks of so long life:
For who would bear the Whips and Scorns of time,
The Oppressor's wrong, the proud man's Contumely,
The pangs of despised Love, the Laws delay,
The insolence of Office, and the Spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his Quietus make
With a bare Bodkin? Who would Fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovered Country, from whose bourn
No Traveller returns, Puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have,
Than fly to others that we know not of.
Thus Conscience does make Cowards of us all,
And thus the Native hue of Resolution
Is sicklied o'er, with the pale cast of Thought,
And enterprises of great pitch and moment,
With this regard their Currents turn awry,
And lose the name of Action. Soft you now,
The fair Ophelia? Nymph, in thy Orisons
Be all my sins remembered.
Whether 'tis Nobler in the daily life to suffer
The Jobs and Boredom of outrageous Butthurt,
Or to take Beers against a Sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them: to get wasted , to get plastered
No more; and by being plastered, to say we end
The Heart-ache, and the thousand Natural shocks
That Flesh is heir to? 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die to sleep,
To sleep, perchance to fuck; Aye, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of fuck, what fuck may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause. There's the respect
That makes Asscheecks of so long life:
For who would bear the Whips and Scorns of time,
The Oppressor's wrong, the proud man's Contumely,
The pangs of despised Love, the Laws delay,
The insolence of Office, and the Spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his Quietus make
With a bare Bodkin? Who would Fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovered Country, from whose bourn
No Traveller returns, Puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have,
Than fly to others that we know not of.
Thus Conscience does make Cowards of us all,
And thus the Native hue of Resolution
Is sicklied o'er, with the pale cast of Thought,
And enterprises of great pitch and moment,
With this regard their Currents turn awry,
And lose the name of Action. Soft you now,
The fair Ophelia? Nymph, in thy Orisons
Be all my sins remembered.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Fuck you Snuggler.
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