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drunk thread? drunk thread.

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akira28

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_Isaac said:
I read this as CHASING PROSTATES ALL NIGHT BROS. I'm still not convinced it's an inaccurate interpretation.
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Prostatins, obviously. Um...they fight prostate cancer? Why do I have this tremendous feeling of deja vu?
 
UltimaKilo

UltimaKilo

Gold Member
Damn, I just got home and pretty fucked up. Gonna continue my drinking later in the morning. For now, I need water...
 
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TOM f'N CRUISE

Member
i just got "let go" from my job so yeah......... at least i did watch New Fist Of the North Star
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while drinking VODKA
 
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kai3345

Banned
ate a shitload of seafood at my graduation party thinking that would help me out for the after party, threw up after drinking three cups during pong. felt like shit the rest of the night. FML

seafood and alcohol dont mix kids
 
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wenis

Registered for GAF on September 11, 2001.
im drunk and stuff...then I smoked a bowl. now i can post in both threads! yay!

also $2 buck PBR is awesome, especially when other people buy! whoooooooo
 
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Swag

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videogamer said:
what is a prostato
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oh lord, meant Prostatots, as in, prostitute tots, as in, p r o s t i t u t e , t o t s. I don't think any further explanation is necessary.
 
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Uncompromisable

Banned
MWS Natural said:
Haha, he did the right thing. Although you should have asked if anal sex was an option. I've known chicks who won't taken it in the vag but are fine with anal. I would have gone down the list before she left just to be sure I had exhausted all of my options.

Can I fuck you in the ass? "No"
Will you suck my dick? "No"
Make out with one of my gf's? "No"
At least jerk me off? "No"

Ok, you can walk your ass home now.
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It would be funny to ask some girl you never kissed if she wanted anal...never tried lol.

As a follow-up, she actually left in such a rush that she didn't put on her shoes. Yes, she went home BAREFOOT in the rain at 4 am in the morning.

Now THAT'S fucked up.


On another note, how fucking good is Southern Comfort? I think it's the best alcohol ever, I love drinking it dry with no ice. Anybody love it as much as I do?
 
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sharkmuncher

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Just dummied a bomber of Yeti Chocolate Oak Aged Imperial Stout (9.5% ABV) and will be moving on to some Boulder Beer's Hazed and Infused. Brewing a batch of beer and rocking out to Pet Sounds. What a great buzzed-drunk Sunday Afternoon
 
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PackerinMN

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I need to tell a story.

Last night, a co-worker and I got wasted. The last thing I remember is leaving the bar and entering a cab to go home (co-worker was going to stay at my house). Next thing I remember, I'm lying in the street with EMTs shining flashlights into me face. I had a choice to go to jail, or go to the hospital; I chose hospital. My co-worker was arrested and taken to the county jail (I have no clue what the charges are). They released me from the hospital into the custody of a different good friend. I was not given any paper work, and I cannot remember talking to the police.

Does anyone know how much an ambulance ride costs, if I should expect a ticket for public intoxication via mail, or just any information if someone has a similar story.

I am effed when my wife finds out.
 
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DeathbyVolcano

Banned
Bumpity bump. Memorial day weekend? MORE LIKE DRUNKORIAL DAY AMIRITE

I haven't had all that much so far tonight. 5 beers. I'm thinking of cracking open some Jack but I know that to be a bad idea after having beer...

Maybe tomorrow. But for tonight, beers all around! Blame space get in dis thread, mah cleveland nicca
 
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Acid08

Banned
hateful said:
I need to tell a story.

Last night, a co-worker and I got wasted. The last thing I remember is leaving the bar and entering a cab to go home (co-worker was going to stay at my house). Next thing I remember, I'm lying in the street with EMTs shining flashlights into me face. I had a choice to go to jail, or go to the hospital; I chose hospital. My co-worker was arrested and taken to the county jail (I have no clue what the charges are). They released me from the hospital into the custody of a different good friend. I was not given any paper work, and I cannot remember talking to the police.

Does anyone know how much an ambulance ride costs, if I should expect a ticket for public intoxication via mail, or just any information if someone has a similar story.

I am effed when my wife finds out.
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Yeah, I remember my first beer.
 
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ATF487

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been drinking a lot of miller high life tonight, since i couldn't get PBR in a 30 rack. it's amazing; it has absolutely no personality or flavor
 
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Snuggles

erotic butter maelstrom
High Life isn't a bad as most dirt cheap beers, but there is a hint of something funky in it. It's like someone urinates just a little in every vat.

Anyways, that being said, I have drank some beverages. It's nice.
 
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Natural

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Uncompromisable said:
It would be funny to ask some girl you never kissed if she wanted anal...never tried lol.

As a follow-up, she actually left in such a rush that she didn't put on her shoes. Yes, she went home BAREFOOT in the rain at 4 am in the morning.

Now THAT'S fucked up.


On another note, how fucking good is Southern Comfort? I think it's the best alcohol ever, I love drinking it dry with no ice. Anybody love it as much as I do?
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SoCo and lemonade is one of my goto drinks when I want to mix up my drinking.. Goes down so easily.

Man, I went out last night with people I work with and told myself I'd limit myself to one or two drinks.. Consequently, I got wrecked hahaha.
 
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Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
Got 4 pint sized cans of stella here, on my second as i type this, also got a few grams of good kief (pollin weed)

Hopefully a few joints after my 4th can should bring on some fucking epic highs and drunkness

but with only 4 cans i aint gonna hold my breath, but i have a mellow night in stock...
 
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ATF487

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Who hates on getting drunk with friends? Fuck those people for sure

High Life isn't a bad as most dirt cheap beers, but there is a hint of something funky in it. It's like someone urinates just a little in every vat.
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I can get behind this, it's subtle but it's there :p

Wish I bought a 30 of PBR instead :(
 
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Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
Drunk and high, shit feels good man! :D

time to get together with friends and shit goood times are abit to hit the fan XD

reporting out good gaf :)

edit, heading out to a rought part of town, this could be the last time i report in, if i report in later tonight that means shit went very well and the party went well. :)

have a good drinking time tonight friday GAF!
 
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R2D4

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Just finished a 6 pack of Sol. Starting a twelve pack of Coors Light. Watching American Pickers. Is this what my life has become?
 
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3N16MA

Banned
R2D4 said:
Just finished a 6 pack of Sol. Starting a twelve pack of Coors Light. Watching American Pickers. Is this what my life has become?
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Sounds like a good life. Booze and American Pickers.
 
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Joey Fox

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I know that was an old post at the top of this page, but I can't imagine that buying girls drinks is worth the cost. Can it get you laid once in a while? Probably.

The cost/benefit ratio has to blow.
 
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FantasticMrFoxdie

Mumber
ARRRRRGHHHHHH

Just the thread I was about to bump. Its been a while since i've been drunk, lads. And i'm watching Game of Thrones.

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Emilia Clarke is ferking hot.
 
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ATF487

Member
Joey Fox said:
I know that was an old post at the top of this page, but I can't imagine that buying girls drinks is worth the cost. Can it get you laid once in a while? Probably.

The cost/benefit ratio has to blow.
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Yeah, definitely.
Why buy a girl a drink when I can buy myself another drink...
 
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disappeared

Banned
Half done a mickey of vodka,
fucked for the first time in six months last night,
now she's at her house talking to her boyfriend
breaking it off with him or I
don't know

and LittleBigPlanet is the best game I've played in years.
 
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Joey Fox

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ATF487 said:
Yeah, definitely.
Why buy a girl a drink when I can buy myself another drink...
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My best friend at the time bought a girl a bunch of shots of Patron, and she told him that it was a bad idea to buy girls drinks.

I almost hooked up with her because I was the guy NOT buying her drinks, except that my friend was belligerently drunk and nixing the whole deal. Not that I blame him. Patron is expensive at bars.
 
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disappeared

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pavement really sounds good right now, range life
fucking righteous

there's gotta be some porn I haven't seen yet
figure I'll jerk it
think of her go to bed hahahaha

PIANO SOLO
 
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ATF487

Member
disappeared said:
pavement really sounds good right now, range life
fucking righteous

there's gotta be some porn I haven't seen yet
figure I'll jerk it
think of her go to bed hahahaha

PIANO SOLO
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pavement is pretty damn good

@joey fox yeah you gotta support yr br0 at times like that. hopefully he doesn't make the same mistake again
 
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Joey Fox

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ATF487 said:
pavement is pretty damn good

@joey fox yeah you gotta support yr br0 at times like that. hopefully he doesn't make the same mistake again
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LOL well thats what I would recommend to my bros out there tonight, support your bros!!

But seriously, I wish I could have fucked that chick. Gotdamn! Another notch down off the belt. I'm under ten. Weaksauce yo
 
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