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drunk thread? drunk thread.

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Gouty

Gouty

Bloodborne is shit
Gonna put that shit on repeat, put some lotion on my arms and glide to the ro..........ahhh scotch.
 
DangerStepp

DangerStepp

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ATF487 said:
make this thread: "Why is Kojima so proud of Metal Gear Solid 2?"
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Gaming side would turn into a shitting skeleton.

Timedog said:
Sorry, I have to...
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OMG, that's it! It's Prince you remind me of! That explains everything, including your sex appeal.

You're in the wrong field, you should make music. I'll endorse and encourage you.

I've yet to dip my feet into the Prince pool, but Jesus Christ this is rocking.
 
Gouty

Gouty

Bloodborne is shit
This fucking scotch is spicier than this fucking jambalaya.

Tomorrow I will shit a framed picture.
 
DangerStepp

DangerStepp

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Gouty said:
This fucking scotch is spicier than this fucking jambalaya.

Tomorrow I will shit a framed picture.
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Or through a screen door.

Ef you guys for getting me into Prince--now I have to go Wikipedia and research how awesome he was EFFFF.

Also, I will give you a song when the night is done and you have to promise to like it.
 
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VariantX04

Loser slave of the system :(
Got stupid high the last few nights to compensate for the coming bullshit week at work (in the middle of nowhere). Here's where I work (with hipster vision turned on):

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MAKIN DAT ARAAAAB MONEY
 
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Timedog

good credit (by proxy)
AgentWhiskers said:
Got stupid high the last few nights to compensate for the coming bullshit week at work (in the middle of nowhere). Here's where I work (with hipster vision turned on):

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MAKIN DAT ARAAAAB MONEY
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Petroleum engineer, by chance? If so, yeah dude, you are making some motherfuckin' bank.
 
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Devolution

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legs against my chest
stomach tight and wet
the very best
yes you guessed you guessed it
so hot you're cool
so cool you're hot
show my favorite beauty spot
tie me up in a love knot
boiling over, bubbling up
 
Gouty

Gouty

Bloodborne is shit
I have this awesome habit of screaming for Prince at every reception I go to, because receptions always play shitty music.

So anyway, I'm badgering this lousy DJ out in the middle of nowhere in this Am-vets to play Prince so we can all shake our asses and that mother fucker plays I Would Die 4 U.

Like what can you do to that besides run in place?
 
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VariantX04

Loser slave of the system :(
Timedog said:
Petroleum engineer, by chance? If so, yeah dude, you are making some motherfuckin' bank.
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Actually, I'm just a lowly technician going for my big break in the music industry. Not going to last long here, that's for fucking sure. I HAVE TO LIVE WITH MY SAUDI-MINDED COWORKERS. You couldn't possibly imagine the shit I have to deal with every day. The ignorance, the hypocrisy, the bullshit war between two islamic sects. It's a totally fucked situation. But the pay is good.
 
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UrokeJoe

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DangerStepp said:
Actually, yeah.

I watched this show earlier where they made caramelized bacon and mixed it with frozen egg custard.

A bacon and eggs ice cream of sorts--looked delicious.
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Thank you, I was feeling lonely. That sounds amazingly delicious.

Edit- I'm drunk so I can post here
 
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ATF487

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i think my favorite thing about this thread is that everyone who doesn't drink a lot/isn't an alcoholic just avoids it like the plague. maybe once every 10 pages some douche comments but it's unlike nearly every thread on here
 
Gouty

Gouty

Bloodborne is shit
ATF487 said:
i think my favorite thing about this thread is that everyone who doesn't drink a lot/isn't an alcoholic just avoids it like the plague. maybe once every 10 pages some douche comments but it's unlike nearly every thread on here
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its the best thread on Gaf because there aren't any opinions. And if someone fucks up and posts one, you just say, fuck that guy, hes drunk.
 
DangerStepp

DangerStepp

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ATF487 said:
i think my favorite thing about this thread is that everyone who doesn't drink a lot/isn't an alcoholic just avoids it like the plague. maybe once every 10 pages some douche comments but it's unlike nearly every thread on here
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Yeah, it's our own little club house.

I have a song for you guys... I hope you enjoy it in some form or fashion. I think we can all relate to it... I think it's about that time:

http://youtu.be/UbzhISjPBnc
 
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ATF487

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Copernicus said:
It never even crossed my mind that it was an ATF correlation. lol.
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i made this username when i was like 8 because i had a game called advanced tactical fighters, but i'd like to think it was my subconscious knowing that i would be interested in alcohol tobacco and firearms
 
DangerStepp

DangerStepp

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coldvein said:
i need to get more into alkaline trio, bigtime. what album do i need?
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Goddammit is my favorite, it's their first and heralded as their best by their fans.

Depends on if you can digest punk with low production, but it's awesome. I'd say grab a handful of songs from across their discography. They've certainly grown.

I'll hook you up if you have Dropbox.

Let us all trade poetry.

Maraudered by melanin, mundane morning 9 to 5
Caffeine grin bunked beneath coffee laced eyes
Drag around horizons of an orange soaked sky
Poring over nights and days long gone
Spilling into streets like a drunk beggars song as we all sing along
We all all sang along, we sang alone though the words give way to
talking through the dawn
On a couch fueled ramble that made sense for so long.
 
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coldvein

Banned
don't know what drop box is but i'll check out that first album as soon as i can, thanks man. i've got friends with alkaline trio tattoos, and have somehow yet to have really closely listened to their music.
 
DangerStepp

DangerStepp

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AgentWhiskers said:
My girlfriend got me into them by recommending Good Mourning. I think that's a good place to start, really.
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Awesome! As a long time fan, that one was hard for me to get into but it's certainly quality.

coldvein, how you feel about this line? "Tongue tied knee-deep in surprise. Even Christ himself would cringe at the sight of your scars"
 
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G-Fex

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IM NOT DRUNK BUT IM TOTALLY BUZZED OFF A E-DRINK.

IM FLYIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EEEEEEEEEEEEYEAH
 
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