I look around. I look around. I see a lot of new faces.
Which means a lot of you have been breakin' the first two rules of Drunk Thread. Man, I see in Drunk Thread the strongest and smartest men and women who have ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see it squandered. Goddammit, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables, slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man; no purpose or place. We have no Great War, no Great Depression. Our Great War is a spiritual war. Our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised by video games to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars. But we won't; and we're slowly learning that fact.
Keep learning and keep up the drinking
Edit: I expect sick screens/gifs of DennisK4 trashed. 8xAA 16xSSAA fa sho'