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drunk thread? drunk thread.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUkqBRC1zUA&ob=av3e
Somebody save me...
When I was a young boy
They said you're only gettin' older
But how was I to know then
That they'd be cryin' on my shoulder
Put your money in a big house
Get yourself a pretty wife
She'll collect your life insurance
When she connects you with a knife
Somebody get the doctor
I'm feelin' pretty poor
Somebody get the stretcher
Before I hit the floor
Somebody save me
I lost my job, they kicked me out of my tree
Somebody save me
Save me
Everybody's got opinions
But nobody's got the answers
And that **** you ate for breakfast
Well it'll only give you cancer
We're runnin' in a circle
Runnin' to the morning light
And if ya ain't quite workable
It's been one hell of a night
Somebody get the doctor
I think i'm gonna crash
Never paid the bill
Because i ain't got the cash
Somebody save me
I lost my job, they kicked me out of my tree
Somebody save me
Save me
Look out
Somebody save me...
When I was a young boy
They said you're only gettin' older
But how was I to know then
That they'd be cryin' on my shoulder
Put your money in a big house
Get yourself a pretty wife
She'll collect your life insurance
When she connects you with a knife
Somebody get the doctor
I'm feelin' pretty poor
Somebody get the stretcher
Before I hit the floor
Somebody save me
I lost my job, they kicked me out of my tree
Somebody save me
Save me
Everybody's got opinions
But nobody's got the answers
And that **** you ate for breakfast
Well it'll only give you cancer
We're runnin' in a circle
Runnin' to the morning light
And if ya ain't quite workable
It's been one hell of a night
Somebody get the doctor
I think i'm gonna crash
Never paid the bill
Because i ain't got the cash
Somebody save me
I lost my job, they kicked me out of my tree
Somebody save me
Save me
Look out
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Deleted member 22576
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first off. dont get down on yourself for anything you do. no one is better than you, so why be so hard on yourself?
secondly, bullfuckingshit! the second you can jog for more than 2 days a week or do more reps than last week you'll feel like a king. seriously. self improvement becomes addicting.
blame space
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"no one is better than you" is the kind of bullshit that turned america sour
NEOPARADIGM
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:lol
Atramental
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I guess what should be said instead is that "there are people who are worse off than me"
but that just depresses me more because it reminds me of this shitty world we live in.
but that just depresses me more because it reminds me of this shitty world we live in.
No that would be no child left behind!
it's not shitty bruh, it's amazing.
D
Deleted member 22576
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oh what the fuck i was being nice
Atramental
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well i'm gonna go ly down
talk to you guys later.
talk to you guys later.
lunarworks
Member
Half-drunk. Deeply unsatisfied with life. Going to bed. :/
tuck in what you can.
Atramental
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SuperAngelo64
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ivysaur12 stood me up.
This should be the OP.
what a bitch.
if we ever get to an OT2 i'll keep it in mind
SuperAngelo64
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Tell me about it! We were going to go to North Korea and everything!
drunk thread
blame space
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so shines a good deed in such a weary world
D
Deleted member 22576
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:lol thats the best
J-Roderton
Member
Just smashed some taquitos from 7-11. Thanks god my friend could drive. I needed a snack.
for toilet paper
DangerStepp
Member
You shirt is obscuring the bicep, man. More bicep or else theres no competition to be had.
coldvein about to drink a $15 dollar shot. OT2 baby
Also. $15 shot? What is that? Sweat from a unicorn's ballsack?
some icelandic shit. tasted like pine tree. that was the desert after spending like $400 on a two person dinner.
DangerStepp
Member
If you can drop half a G on dinner then it's nice to know you could cover my plane ticket to come meet the fiancé you just took out.
ClassyPenguin
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Whoa, the most I have spent on a dinner was like $80 something for my folks for my mom's birthday.
i can afford that maybe two times a year. special occasions i'll throw down on some serious food and wine. this was no fiancee, actually an ex girlfriend who flew out just to see me.. she deserved to be treated tops. and yes, of course we banged.
day to day, i'm one of the poorest motherfuckers on this board. i make 10/hr.
Fucking one of my friends who's also on my EASHL team in NHL 12 was going to a party tonight and decided he wanted to play a game of hockey with me and another friend before he left. He said he was pre-drinking, and for every goal we scored he'd take a shot. My other friend and I for some reason decided to play along.
We scored 4 goals in the first period, and 5 goals total.
Wheeeeeeeeeeee.
We scored 4 goals in the first period, and 5 goals total.
Wheeeeeeeeeeee.
broo at least one of us is getting laid
some girls are just worth it
what happened to that girl next door?
edit: holy shit i can't belive i just said what i said in the lady burned alive thread
i blame one of these. probably the one i drank
What did you say?
shit... i talked about the girl next door on here?
SuperAngelo64
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broo at least one of us is getting laid
some girls are just worth it
what happened to that girl next door?
edit: holy shit i can't belive i just said what i said in the lady burned alive thread
i blame one of these. probably the one i drank
Everclear is illegal where I live.
I want some p bad.
^ ya man it's hella good those bottles like 5 bucks too. half one gets me pretty well on my way to drunk. throw some shots of w/e the fuck i want in, and some beers, and i'm on the verge of blackout city.
it might just be my tipsy mind overblowing shit. i thought gaf would skin me alive
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=33552322&postcount=44
it might just be my tipsy mind overblowing shit. i thought gaf would skin me alive
ya dude you said you were having trouble setting a time and place for a date or something cuz both ur schedules are fucked
ahhh yeah, that one.. that's the one i've been working on for fucking months.. there is finally date/time set. this weds. night. yall will be the first to know how it goes, believe.
ps. she aint the chick next door (whole different story) she's the girl who works in the coffee shop next to one of my workplaces. exotic as fuck. amazing.
ohhh i see. you'll have to tell us that story sometime. i wish you the best of luck, sir. take pictures!
night
VariantX04
Loser slave of the system :(
is this the drunkest thread of all?
VariantX04
Loser slave of the system :(
you can't handle the ruckus, isaac. KNUCKLE SANDWICHES EVERYWHERE
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