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drunk thread? drunk thread.
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sounds legal. as long as you're not doing it next to an actual salvation army dude you'll probably be fine.
I'll hook for alcohol before I crack open a pabst blue ribbon.
shadyspace
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I see your posts and I like you coldvein, but this is bad advice.
Atramental
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Yeah, I agree with you. I just think it's funny that Frank (the dude yelling) thinks that PBR is better than Heineken. Then again, Frank is fucking nuts so maybe in a crazy person's mind PBR is superior and everything else is shit. Haha.
ClassyPenguin
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Pabst, eeww.
Drinking some Sam Adams Java brew
it's good.
Drinking some Sam Adams Java brew
it's good.
Cops actually will come and ask for your SA permit, because it's not the first time someone has thought of that scam. And you will get taken in if you're not legit. Though I'm sure people still do it, I see them in the news every so often.
I almost bought Heinies but they were like 4 16 oz for 8 bucks instead of 6 16s for 7 bucks of decent American beer. Dennis Hopper's character in Blue Velvet was of a man on fire who could not control his emotions or manic impulses, so of course he would have a feverish love for Pabst Blue Ribbon. Why it is so popular with hipsters, though, I do not know.
CherryWoodFuton
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1800 Blue Agave >>>>>>> Patron all day everyday
SteveWinwood
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Blue velvet is a great movie.
Anyone want to get drunk later, all my friends are going to the club but i'm saving my cash for clubbing tomorrow.
Got 4 cans of stella, 1 bottle of extra strong guinness (7.5 percent alc ftw) and this other strong beer.
enough to get a fairly good buzz on. Hope i ain't forever alone in this thread tonight guys. pull through drive and get some 6packs
Got 4 cans of stella, 1 bottle of extra strong guinness (7.5 percent alc ftw) and this other strong beer.
enough to get a fairly good buzz on. Hope i ain't forever alone in this thread tonight guys. pull through drive and get some 6packs
Drinking at the airport is great, even better sitting at one of they big ass windows that look over the runway.
Only flaw is there are kids in the bar area and the drinks cost a second mortgage on your house.
Use a key ring for ultimate baller status.
I once watched a guy fold paper and use that to open the bottle.. fucking walking gods
Got a few beers sitting at my window, its Scotland the air outside is keeping my beer ice cold
I love drinking at airports. Before I went to Korea the last time, I drank 3-4 glasses of wine at the bar. After takeoff, I took a few sleeping pills. Slept for about 10 hours and woke up with only 2 hours left on the flight.
Why? What happened?
Yeah I tried to warn you things were heating up, but I'm glad all the same you survived.
Gouty
Bloodborne is shit
Come on dawg, whats up with the floating glow head bro avatar? You're better than that.
Yes.
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I started inadvertantly crying at this huge wedding banquet thing because I went to a photofunhouse with my nuclear family and it was really fun. I was really really stoned and kept seeing these flashes of my immediate family on this screen point back at me and everyone was guffawing with drunk laughter. It was just very emotional I really can love my family. Also I missed a longgone girlfriend.
I purchased an iPhone over another Android device.
I purchased an iPhone over another Android device.
Yup. 2011 is over and we're all drunk,
So what better reason that to get:
- A
marginally creative and - B incredibly sentimental.
- C Personal
this last line doesnt really work with the first line does it? you own a couch
Gouty
Bloodborne is shit
I've had that happen, it was so weird.
Friend of mine was getting hitched, I was happy for him, life was good etc and the tears were just streaming down my face.
They kept coming to.
After awhile of silently sobbing to myself I felt like I was starting to attract attention so I decided to get out of my seat and make a quick exit, only for reasons I'll never understand I had a massive boner.
So I'm standing at this crowded table of strangers and my dick is just raging.
So I'm crying and my dick is hard and I just want to get off the floor but in my haste to leave I manage to ram my bulge directly into some old woman's ear.
Surprised, she turns to face the dick. Instinctively she places the bulge, wool pants and all in her mouth!
So this old bat is gnawing on my pants and her husband sees this and tries to punch me out. At this point the entire reception has come to a halt and all of the cameras are on me.
One of which has a live feed going out Kauffman Stadium. Now 37k people are watching me fend of this ancient man while his wife takes on 4 inches of covered dick.
I end up fucking them both, ruining their marriage and hitting a telepathic homerun with the Royals.
The following afternoon I was given a golden helicopter by the key to the city!
Friend of mine was getting hitched, I was happy for him, life was good etc and the tears were just streaming down my face.
They kept coming to.
After awhile of silently sobbing to myself I felt like I was starting to attract attention so I decided to get out of my seat and make a quick exit, only for reasons I'll never understand I had a massive boner.
So I'm standing at this crowded table of strangers and my dick is just raging.
So I'm crying and my dick is hard and I just want to get off the floor but in my haste to leave I manage to ram my bulge directly into some old woman's ear.
Surprised, she turns to face the dick. Instinctively she places the bulge, wool pants and all in her mouth!
So this old bat is gnawing on my pants and her husband sees this and tries to punch me out. At this point the entire reception has come to a halt and all of the cameras are on me.
One of which has a live feed going out Kauffman Stadium. Now 37k people are watching me fend of this ancient man while his wife takes on 4 inches of covered dick.
I end up fucking them both, ruining their marriage and hitting a telepathic homerun with the Royals.
The following afternoon I was given a golden helicopter by the key to the city!
DangerStepp
Member
He only gave you the tip and you're still not feeling it?
One of ya'll needs to drink more.
So what better reason that to get:
- A
- B
Lyric:
Should be pretty self explanatory. I think it looks ok now, but when I'm sober, who knows? Luckily I don't check this thread unless I'm drunk - keeping in the spirit of things.
(edit) - when I say "spirit" I mean "beer"
J-Roderton
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Discovered tonight that Smirnoff Orange vodka is completely drinkable, and actually quite good, with Sprite. Otherwise, that shit is like cat piss. After being the responsible DD tonight, I decided I must find something to drink after getting home.
So now I'm smashed watching The Year Without A Santa Claus on Dvd.
So now I'm smashed watching The Year Without A Santa Claus on Dvd.
Downstairs sounds like effort, I choose the half inflated rubber mat next to you.
NEOPARADIGM
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Would.
Are you Christie Brinkley? Alright, that's a Ferrari, but you should all have a little more Clark W. Griswold in your lives.
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