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its jimmer mother fucker!
Alright drunk GAF, which one of you is this?
That's me even before I'm drunk, man.
mocolostrocolos
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Yesterday we had the company's xmas party.
It's 12:28 PM and I'm still drunk.
It's 12:28 PM and I'm still drunk.
So last night I got mad stoned, and showed up at my ex girlfriends party. Ass hole amigos convinced me to go.
Only it wasn't just one ex, there were two there. One I hadn't talked to in a year, the other in two or three. And two of the other girls at the party hated me, simply because I was an ex of their biffle.
I couldn't drink because I was the DD for four other dudes... no reprieve!
But its all good, because one of the asshats I had just met that I gave a ride to stole all of their beer. Told everyone we were peacing after about two hours there, this dude just goes in the fridge, takes their case of beer, and we bolt. We then proceeded to slam down beers at his place and smoke mad amounts of dope and had a jam sesh on guitars.
Good times, good times.
Do you guys think it was dick of the dude to jack their beer though? I would message the ex that was throwing the party and apologize, even though I wasn't the one that did it, but it would be weird as fuck because I haven't talked to her in ages.
Only it wasn't just one ex, there were two there. One I hadn't talked to in a year, the other in two or three. And two of the other girls at the party hated me, simply because I was an ex of their biffle.
I couldn't drink because I was the DD for four other dudes... no reprieve!
But its all good, because one of the asshats I had just met that I gave a ride to stole all of their beer. Told everyone we were peacing after about two hours there, this dude just goes in the fridge, takes their case of beer, and we bolt. We then proceeded to slam down beers at his place and smoke mad amounts of dope and had a jam sesh on guitars.
Good times, good times.
Do you guys think it was dick of the dude to jack their beer though? I would message the ex that was throwing the party and apologize, even though I wasn't the one that did it, but it would be weird as fuck because I haven't talked to her in ages.
DangerStepp
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Shooting Nestea isn't as cool as it sounds.
Their game board makes me hungry for 'Delicious Pizza'.
One time, we were at this party. 2nd house of the night. We were about to move on. So my friend grabbed a full bottle of Captain of some table and we hightailed it outta there. So glorious. Who the fuck cares if he was a dick, it's free alcohol and the kid who was going to drink it was probably underage so we saved him from a life of crime and punishment.
Atramental
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Tonight I'm going to a restaurant that serves exotic meat. Elk, buffalo, ostrich, emu, kangaroo, etc.
I wonder what kangaroo tastes like.
I wonder what kangaroo tastes like.
Atramental
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I don't know if they serve dolphin.
I think their menu is comprised mostly of land animals.
I think their menu is comprised mostly of land animals.
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Deleted member 22576
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Blech. Going out tonight. Wonder all the faraway places I'll see.
Just funky? Or funk-aaaaaaaay.
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So lets see...
I had alligator, buffalo, elk, venison, shrimp, and a small portion of kangaroo. And, to top it all off, a glass of Merlot.
I had alligator, buffalo, elk, venison, shrimp, and a small portion of kangaroo. And, to top it all off, a glass of Merlot.
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Heh, someone from my high school got engaged. Good luck with the whole endeavor that is marriage, buddy.
lunchtoast
Member
good god this four loko has 60 grams of sugar, and 60 grams of nastiness....
PantherLotus
Professional Schmuck
oh fucking yikes i got 33% drunk and i'm out
can't get more unless i sneak out
married w/childredn is like being a teenager
if i run in this weather my wife will kill me
can't get more unless i sneak out
married w/childredn is like being a teenager
if i run in this weather my wife will kill me
lunchtoast
Member
yo fuck this I'm going to subway and then hit up more rayman. I'm grabbing two bags of chips too, who's going to stop me.
I hope you're walking.
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Drinking some more wine tomorrow.
*hic*
*hic*
wish i had some fellow drunks to rayman with
lunchtoast
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yup, and returned! Watching Spaced now the best show ever.
I wish America were more like Korea sometimes. Over there, drinking on the street is legal, and there are 24 hour mini-marts open all over the place that sell beer and other alcoholic beverages with no hour restrictions.
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Sounds like heaven. Drunk heaven.
Dude same reason, korean girls r by far the hottest Asian girls. Just recently graduated, looking for a job, yep teaching job in Asia. Korea
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Wine. 'Cause fuck being miserable during the holidays.
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