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[Rad-]

Just came from the bar. What a disappointing selection of ladies. It was almost like a total sausage fest.

 

[Kjellson]

Hey everybody! I'm from Sweden? I'm a little bit drunk. What's up?

 

[Hawkian]

Where in Sweden?

I worked in Bjorklinge (near Uppsala) for a month, loved it.

Got a nice little buzz going here. Christmas at the office wooooo

 

[CrankyJay]

Reporting for drunk duty. 5 celebration hop ales and a big glass of cabernet.

 

[bistromathics]

gettin drunk, gettin drunk...

 

[Gouty]

Well on my way thanks to a bottle of Sublimely Self-Righteous ale.

Got lots of awesome booze for Christmas.

And Radiohead tickets.


FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[CrankyJay]

Well on my way thanks to a bottle of Sublimely Self-Righteous ale.

Got lots of awesome booze for Christmas.

And Radiohead tickets.


FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Awesome man. Where is the show?

 

[Gouty]

My home town, Kansas City.

 

[joedrum]

Heineken to the face. Happy Festivus!

 

[Hawkian]

Ever seen them live before?

It will not disappoint.

 

[Gouty]

No I havent which is insane because I've seen practically everyone I own a record of, and they're my favorite band. Elusive fuckers.

 

[Hawkian]

They played my favorite song of theirs (Just) when I saw them, which is very rare in their sets. I'll never forget it

 

[Gouty]

I'm there just for Creep. Whatever other bullshit they play I'll just occupy my time with my phone.

 

[Hawkian]

Uh oh.

They very, very rarely play Creep live. Thom Yorke doesn't really like it.

 

[Gouty]

I was joking.

It was the most offensive thing I could think to write.

 

[Hawkian]

oh well done

I'm sure I would've caught that sober

 

[shadyspace]

Listen to Joni Mitchell's Both Sides Now. I implore you.

 

[Hawkian]

Know it so well I can play it in my head note for note... so done

 

[Hawkian]

In fact I covered it on piano (instrumental... actually the Judy Collins version) a couple of years ago and recorded it so here you go DrunkGAF: clicky!

listen and contemplate all aspects of your life

 

[DangerStepp]

Let us all drink and be merry on this day.

Be excellent to one another.

Merry Christmas,
DangerStepp

 

[Dance Inferno]

omg sooooo drunk right now.

best christmas everrrrr (it involved drunken finger painting).

 

[(._.)]

A LITTLE DRUNK NOW NOT TOO DRUNK BUT A LITTLE

 

[arab]

Mary chrimbus

 

[carpediemdp]

Been drinking the whole week. Every night I end up drunk as hell and passing out till next day, where I just leave my place, eat something and buy some aguardiente (Colombia's liquor), vodka and rum. I've been drinking alone, I drink alone. I am alone. Worst christmas ever, worst year ever. I am currently drunk. I feel like a fucking alcoholic. I am pathetic.

Spoiler

...though I ended up making zero mistakes when typing this. WOOHOO!!!

 

[_Isaac]

So who else likes Abuelita's hot chocolate? Mmmm.

 

[Atramental]

It's weird when you find a porn star that looks like someone you know in real life...

just putting that out there.

 

[brianjones]

It's weird when you find a porn star that looks like someone you know in real life...

just putting that out there.

it can be pretty nice if you want to bang that person

 

[_Isaac]

It's weird when you find a porn star that looks like someone you know in real life...

just putting that out there.

It's not weird at all. It's delicious. By the way, how are those Youtube videos coming along?

 

[Atramental]

It's not weird at all. It's delicious. By the way, how are those Youtube videos coming along?

Got 4 videos up so far:
http://www.youtube.com/user/AtramentalsVoice?feature=mhee

And my Ask Me Questions video only has 2 questions so far so feel free to contribute, drunk thread. haha.

 

[Atramental]

it can be pretty nice if you want to bang that person

Too bad I'm a shut in who rarely leaves the house unless it's for school or work related reasons.

 

[_Isaac]

Too bad I'm a shut in who rarely leaves the house unless it's for school or work related reasons.

You need to go out to watch porn of someone that looks like someone you know?

Also that sentence was weird.

 

[Atramental]

You need to go out to watch porn of someone that looks like someone you know?

Also that sentence was weird.

Like I said, I leave the house for school or work related reasons.

I know the chick from my uni and no I don't have a chance because A) her boyfriend is a marine who could gut me like a fish and B) I've got absolutely no swag/game/balls etc.

 

[(._.)]

think im turning in in a sec

 

[_Isaac]

think im turning in in a sec

Good night.

 

[Hawkian]

20 minutes til I get off work.

 

[Ultima_5]

My friend says white russians are a girl drink... I like 'em. Are white russians a girl drink?
Don't want girls thinking I'm a lame or something at a bar if I order one. Help.

 

[Atramental]

My friend says white russians are a girl drink... I like 'em. Are white russians a girl drink?
Don't want girls thinking I'm a lame or something at a bar if I order one. Help.

The Dude drinks white russians, so fuck 'em!

 

[Hawkian]

My friend says white russians are a girl drink... I like 'em. Are white russians a girl drink?
Don't want girls thinking I'm a lame or something at a bar if I order one. Help.

Well, that's like, their opinion, man

 

[Ultima_5]

Valid point. I really need to get into more mixed drinks. It's currently only white russians or pouring in a good deal of burnetts vodka into kool-aid.

Well, that's like, their opinion, man

 

[arab]

white russian's a girl drink? your friend is compensating for something, guaranteed

 

[Atramental]

Heh, this would be a funny pick up line:

"Wanna see my Big Lebowski?"

 

[DoomGyver]

Time to sleep like a baby.

Night bros.

 

[_Isaac]

The Big Lebowski is horrible, so no.

 

[Timedog]

Who am i? Petey Pab motherfucker!

 

[Atramental]

The Big Lebowski is horrible, so no.

 

[Barbacoatl]

The Big Lebowski is horrible, so no.

Poor thingy.

Having some Noche Buena beer. So good.

 

[G_Berry]

boxing day. Jim beam and coke. biggest bag of cheezels I've ever seen.
<3

 

[Hawkian]

Home from work, already drunk. This feeling I like.

 

[Ultima_5]

Heh, this would be a funny pick up line:

"Wanna see my Big Lebowski?"

haha if I used that line, I'd be able to show you some very disappointed women the next morning.

Spoiler

=(

 

[coldvein]

coldvein almost gets killed again: the fun part. stay tuned.