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[ATF487]

What kind do you drink?

I've had Strongbow, Magners, Woodchuck, and Blackthorn, but can't find anything bigger than a six pack, and they're usually close to 10 bucks. I think in the UK you can get 2 liters for cheap and I want that

Docpan: duly noted. and also welcome, this thread was made for you

 

[Timedog]

Docpan back up in this bitch

 

[coldvein]

fuck ing a

 

[Docpan]

I just want to take this minute to rant about, well, everyone:

Women in the Virginia area are bitches. First off, in the area that I'm specifically located, they are outnumbered three to one by military dudes that are starving for pussy. They have options. And you can't blame them for having options, but that consequently gives them power. You know what? I don't give women ANY power over me, at any time. It's a load of fucking shit how much men spoil women nowadays. I don't play that fucking bullshit game.

Second, wingmen are full of shit. Nobody wants to go out. Nobody wants to do anything other than sit at home and bullshit and fuck around on facebook. Facebook can suck my dick. Twitter can suck my dick.

If you wanna know what the fuck I'm doing, call me up and find out. I'm not gonna post some bullshit status telling you what the fuck I ate for lunch or whatever.

I feel like I was meant to be born in the medieval era or something. I hate people.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

drunk thread

 

[Gouty]

Where in Virginia are you Docpan?

 

[Docpan]

Newport News bro, and if you're nearby and want a beer on me holler at me.

 

[coldvein]

i'll take a moment to rant about "people" as well.

me and my co-workers put together a $400 catering order (big for us) last night and got a tip of five dollars. five. fucking. dollars. fuck you bitches.

 

[Snuggles]

i'll take a moment to rant about "people" as well.

me and my co-workers put together a $400 catering order (big for us) last night and got a tip of five dollars. five. fucking. dollars. fuck you bitches.

try to do a better job next time

 

[Docpan]

i'll take a moment to rant about "people" as well.

me and my co-workers put together a $400 catering order (big for us) last night and got a tip of five dollars. five. fucking. dollars. fuck you bitches.

This is my honest to God philosophy on people, even my own family:

Hope for the best, but expect the worst.

Should've added a mandatory gratuity fee or entrance fee. Fuck those bitches.

 

[ATF487]

coldvein you should watch party down

 

[coldvein]

coldvein you should watch party down

i've seen it. loved it. lived it.

 

[coldvein]

try to do a better job next time

no shit huh. best part is that the customer arrived 45 minutes early and demanded her food. we busted the shit out in like twenty minutes (fast). got it to her twenty minutes before the time she had specified. and she tipped us five bux. split between us, i got like $1.25 off that order.

 

[shadyspace]

What what. We all smoke right? I f'in love smoking.

 

[Snuggles]

What what. We all smoke right? I f'in love smoking.

Of course. I kick my lungs asses every damn day.

 

[AcridMeat]

Guys I forgot how fucking exhausting ultimate frisbee is.

 

[kehs]

.

 

[coldvein]

SMOKE UP JOHNNY

(yes, drunk gaf homies. i buckled into the trend. this is my real face. i thought it only fitting to go with a picture of me DRUNK AS FUCK).

 

[Hawkian]

you're a really terrifying vein, coldvisage

 

[Docpan]

I've turned into that guy that drinks a six pack every night.

/still not drunk

Not to egg you on or anything, but.... what kind of pussy gets drunk off a six pack?

The amount i've drank tonight would put the entire Jackass crew to shame. And for the record, you wouldnt even believe the amount of typos ive had to go back and correct in just this post.

 

[Acid08]

Guys I forgot how fucking exhausting ultimate frisbee is.

hahaha you truly live in Berkeley.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Posting from within Counterstrike.
This like a message from the matrix.

 

[shadyspace]

I've turned into that guy that drinks a six pack every night.

/still not drunk

I wish I could get buzzed off a six pack.

 

[Hawkian]

Posting from within Counterstrike.
This like a message from the matrix.

One sentinel for every man, woman and child in Zion? That sounds exactly like the thinking of a machine to me.

 

[coldvein]

getting your boss drugs = job security

and i just drank a twenty dollar shot. love yallz.

 

[coldvein]

you're a really terrifying vein, coldvisage

shit just got real eh

 

[Hawkian]

Twenny doller shotta what?

 

[kehs]

.

 

[coldvein]

Twenny doller shotta what?

some overpriced italian bullshit. but it lit a FIRE

and now i'm drinking pabst.

 

[coldvein]

docpan, show some class, dude.

i drank enough to make your dead mother want to have sex with me. but i'm not gonna brag about it.

 

[Hawkian]

you guys ever have limoncello

 

[coldvein]

you guys ever have limoncello

many, many times yes. back when you could bring liquid on airplanes i always bought the dopest limoncello and checked it in my bag.

i'd kill for that right now.

 

[coldvein]

then i'd wake up in the inland west, my roomies drinking hamms or some shit, and i'd be drinking limoncello shots. i was all like "wtf yall got no class"!!!

 

[Hawkian]

many, many times yes. back when you could bring liquid on airplanes i always bought the dopest limoncello and checked it in my bag.

i'd kill for that right now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=4R2nbkxga9U#t=25s

 

[coldvein]

it was the only bottle of liquor that my roommates wouldn't drink. besides the branca menta.

anyway, i have a funny limoncelllo story

 

[Hawkian]

man that is a funny story

 

[rmt92]

Thy would like to proclaimeth that this is thy first time being drunk and posting on the neogaf. Who cares? I care!

Have a good night all!

 

[Hawkian]

thy means you

welcome to the real world friend!

 

[rmt92]

thy means you

welcome to the real world friend!

I was watching the real world once and a black guy and a white guy were fighting and it got buck wild. true story. I athink it was real world new orleans

 

[coldvein]

please use the queens english ONLY in here you fucks

 

[Hawkian]

i loved the house in that season.

edit:

ahaahhahaa

 

[coldvein]

i loved the house in that season.

edit:

ahaahhahaa

keep going!

 

[grim0451]

Honey Jack Daniels and Dr. Pepper, pretty good.

 

[rmt92]

Honey Jack Daniels and Dr. Pepper, pretty good.

Thatith sounds like it tasteith like cough syrup

 

[coldvein]

fuck~!

 

[rmt92]

fuck~!

Why do you want to fuck ~!'s ?

 

[grim0451]

Thatith sounds like it tasteith like cough syrup

It's all I had in my house, it will have to do.

 

[Tunavi]

mario kart anyone?

 

[rmt92]

It's all I had in my house, it will have to do.

Then thy shall accept thatith

mario kart anyone?

I'll play text mario kartith

 

[coldvein]

Why do you want to fuck ~!'s ?

KILL, KILLER!