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_Isaac said:
Online dating?
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Online dating is too much of a headache for me.

Plus, in my area, almost all the girls on those dating websites are ham beasts that like twilight and Evanescence. Fuck that shit.

It would be easier for me just to go to a bar and pick up a girl there.
 
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Deadlifted 430LBs!
 
Atramental said:
Online dating is too much of a headache for me.

Plus, in my area, almost all the girls on those dating websites are ham beasts that like twilight and Evanescence. Fuck that shit.

It would be easier for me just to go to a bar and pick up a girl there.
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Go for it. Problem solved! Yay!
 
_Isaac said:
Go for it. Problem solved! Yay!
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Not quite.

I need to stop hating myself first. I'm just planning ahead/thinking out loud at the moment.

So far my plan is 1) Get fit 2) get some clothes that say "I'm awesome" 3) learn to love and accept myself 4) build up my self confidence 5) ask a bunch of women if they want to go out/sleep with me until one of them says yes.

...

Aw shit, I just remembered something. I don't know where I could go to have sex with this hypothetical girl... hopefully she has an apartment or something because there's no way in hell I would bring her to my parent's house.
 
coldvein said:
i see. well, i don't think you should be at emergency 'i'm going to die a virgin' mode yet.

you just need to work on a social life out in public, eventually it'll happen for you.
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True.

I just hope it's soon because I'm tired of being a lonely virgin.

coldvein said:
i thought you had moved out for some reason. wuuuut.
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Nope...

So whenever I'm drinking it's usually when my parents are asleep or out somewhere.

And when it's warm out I just walk into the woods that are behind my house and drink there.
 
altramental find us a place to live. or i can find one here. idk if i could stand to be in blue devil country. my parents, especially my mom, pissed me off royally today
 
coldvein said:
having a job, even a shitty one, and an apartment, even a shitty one, will help your cause very much.
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thats what i'm aiming for. couple jobs so i can get a car, then an apt (with roommates perhaps but only ppl i'm comfortable with no strangers), then i'll be good and dont have to listen to my parents anymore
 
balddemon said:
altramental find us a place to live. or i can find one here. idk if i could stand to be in blue devil country. my parents, especially my mom, pissed me off royally today
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coldvein said:
having a job, even a shitty one, and an apartment, even a shitty one, will help your cause very much.
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Once I'm out of college I'll be able to do all of that. Which will probably be in the Fall of 2013.

At the moment, I can handle my parents a lot better than I can the stress of living on my own. Plus, I'm not at BJU anymore so my life is a hell of a lot easier than it used to be.

And if push came to shove, I could find a place to have sexy time.
 
I can handle my 'rents too but when your mom goes into your room, gets on your computer, and looks at your history...ugh. Then your dad comes to you with teh accusation that you've been looking at porn and anti-mormon literature...what the fuck? 1. I can't watch porn cuz its blocked 2. idk where I would even find anti-mormon lit..when pressed, my dad wouldn't clarify what my mom found. I mean, shit, maybe they're considering teh mormon thread here to be anti-mormon. I need a couple jobs so i can gtfo. fyi I"ll probably finish that everclear tomorrow night.

as for sexy time, the only places i've had sex were the back of my van and the girls bed. and in a strangers room at some party. it's not real hard to find a spot lol and most girls don't give a fuck where they fuck if you're not in a relationship. even then some dont' care if you dont ahve your own place
 
My parents only monitor my desktop but my laptops aren't being monitored sooooooo...

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But I remember when they were monitoring both my desktop and one of my old laptops. They didn't catch me watching any porn because I had a bunch of porn saved on some flash drives. But my dad did catch me watching a bunch of videos about atheism and evolution on YouTube. He didn't like that.
 
What pisses me off is that i had the password to the thing they use, OpenDNS. Now half the sites I visit are blocked, while they managed to stop me from visiting the one site i actually watch porn on. GIVE ME A FUCKING JOB

except no one will hire me cuz of my record. guys, dont' get arrested especially not for crimes involving theft. fucks you over
 
If you're old enough to be drinking, how on earth are guys getting 'monitored' still?

Or are y'all underage? In which case, why are y'all are sitting at home alone and drunk with your parents there?
 
Seanspeed said:
If you're old enough to be drinking, how on earth are guys getting 'monitored' still?

Or are y'all underage? In which case, why are y'all are sitting at home alone and drunk with your parents there?
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20, living at home. my life is falling apart. no job for the last 3 months. on probation til may. can't get a job. don't want to be mormon. i like the religion of sorts that altramental posted. the fact i dont want to be mormon and disagree with a lot of my parents views is causing a lot of conflict. mostly they're ticked and disapointed i dont want to go on a mission. which, is my choice. idk. my life has just fallen apart out of high school. if i hadn't fucked up in my freshman year of college i would be in a totally different place by now. i'd be off my mission in 8ish months. right now i just want to continue my life and feel like i can't afford any other delays
 
Hey balddemon, how would your parents react if you decided to convert to a more "liberal" version of Christianity? Isn't there a heaven for non-mormon Christians?


Seanspeed said:
If you're old enough to be drinking, how on earth are guys getting 'monitored' still?

Or are y'all underage? In which case, why are y'all are sitting at home alone and drunk with your parents there?
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I'm 21 but my parents treat me like I'm 13. Plus they're religious. Not mormon religious. Just annoying protestant christian religious.

I can get away with drinking though because I don't really do it a lot and I live on five acres of land so I can find plenty of places to chill.
 
whoa whoa whoa, wait a sec, atramental, your parents monitor your computer?????

no wonder you've been having a few issues lately. do they pay for your college or something? if not, man up and tell them what's what!

edit: you live with them, hmmmmm
 
Timedog said:
whoa whoa whoa, wait a sec, atramental, your parents monitor your computer?????
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Just one of my computers. I have two that aren't being monitored.

no wonder you've been having a few issues lately. do they pay for your college or something? if not, man up and tell them what's what!
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Yeah, they pay for my college tuition so I can't be too wild.

edit: you live with them, hmmmmm
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Yup.

But things aren't too bad. I just have to be smart about what I do and when I do it.
 
balddemon said:
20, living at home. my life is falling apart. no job for the last 3 months. on probation til may. can't get a job. don't want to be mormon. i like the religion of sorts that altramental posted. the fact i dont want to be mormon and disagree with a lot of my parents views is causing a lot of conflict. mostly they're ticked and disapointed i dont want to go on a mission. which, is my choice. idk. my life has just fallen apart out of high school. if i hadn't fucked up in my freshman year of college i would be in a totally different place by now. i'd be off my mission in 8ish months. right now i just want to continue my life and feel like i can't afford any other delays
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All understandable, but it doesn't explain why you're at home, alone, drunk with nobody else but your parents there.

Besides, you're only 20 years old. By many people's standards, you're just a kid. You're way too young to be getting depressed about any lack of accomplishments.

Atramental said:
I'm 21 but my parents treat me like I'm 13. Plus they're religious. Not mormon religious. Just annoying protestant christian religious.

I can get away with drinking though because I don't really do it a lot and I live on five acres of land so I can find plenty of places to chill.
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But you're still alone. Sure, I'm a little drunk now, but I'm 28 and have experience a bit more of the crap that is life and find reasoning in my drinking, but you're just 21. When I was your age, the only time I was drunk was if I was out drinking with friends, which was pretty much every night.

Drinking alone at 21 just doesn't sound like a very promising prophecy.
 
Seanspeed said:
All understandable, but it doesn't explain why you're at home, alone, drunk with nobody else but your parents there.

Besides, you're only 20 years old. By many people's standards, you're just a kid. You're way too young to be getting depressed about any lack of accomplishments.
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haha I'm not drunk tonight. I think I've drunk by myself alone at home only once? I just like this thread to talk about shit. Also i wouldnt' say i'm depressed anymore, i used to be but I got a prescription for Vyvanse and whenever i take that i feel much better and am able to have a semi normal life. right now my main focus is getting a job. plus i'm not in school, which is where all my friends are, so not much to do.

I totally understand i have tons of time it just doesn't feel like it. plus today was a bad day. didn't wake up til 3:50pm, then we lost our game 107-46, then my dad confronts me with that shit. time for a shower and bed

ps if i get drunk at home alone, it'd be during the day after my dad leaves for work. more fun that way and i odnt have to sit in my room
 
balddemon and atramental, two gentlemen from religious backgrounds. look at what religion is doing to our children!!

and yeah, seanspeed is right. you (probably) have at least 40 more years to live, there's plenty of time left. unless you get hit by a bus tomorrow, or whatever.
 
Seanspeed said:
But you're still alone. Sure, I'm a little drunk now, but I'm 28 and have experience a bit more of the crap that is life and find reasoning in my drinking, but you're just 21. When I was your age, the only time I was drunk was if I was out drinking with friends, which was pretty much every night.

Drinking alone at 21 just doesn't sound like a very promising prophecy.
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I don't really have any people that I can hang out with.

The people at my new university, that I transfered to, aren't too interested in befriending me. It seems like everyone there is busy with their own lives.
 
coldvein i would say fuck religion, because i believe in God but i dont like


okay what i am trying to say is ...

really i just dont like..

ok i can't say fuck religion, but i dont agree with the guidelines my religion has forced on me. a religion which my parents have chosen for me. i didn't get a choice since i was born into it, and now i'm kinda stuck between a rock and a hard place

EDIT: that should be "wouldn't say fuck religion"but i'll leave it....lots of Freudian slips from me tonight, thats the first one i haven't caught. every time i type mormon i type moron first lmao. can't be a good sign.
 
balddemon said:
haha I'm not drunk tonight. I think I've drunk by myself alone at home only once? I just like this thread to talk about shit. Also i wouldnt' say i'm depressed anymore, i used to be but I got a prescription for Vyvanse and whenever i take that i feel much better and am able to have a semi normal life. right now my main focus is getting a job. plus i'm not in school, which is where all my friends are, so not much to do.

I totally understand i have tons of time it just doesn't feel like it. plus today was a bad day. didn't wake up til 3:50pm, then we lost our game 107-46, then my dad confronts me with that shit. time for a shower and bed

ps if i get drunk at home alone, it'd be during the day after my dad leaves for work. more fun that way and i odnt have to sit in my room
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Thats cool. But you're in the wrong thread then, if you're not drunk. Non-drunk people like you just make entirely too much sense and take an unfair advantage in any debate going on. lol

Atramental said:
I don't really have any people that I can hang out with.

The people at my new university, that I transfered to, aren't too interested in befriending me. It seems like everyone there is busy with their own lives.
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You're doing something wrong if you cant find friends at a Uni. Other than the internet, there's no place on earth where a person is more likely to find people similar to them. I'm not saying you need to try and get accepted by the popular group on campus, but you sound like you need to put yourself out there a bit more.
 
Seanspeed said:
You're doing something wrong if you cant find friends at a Uni. Other than the internet, there's no place on earth where a person is more likely to find people similar to them. I'm not saying you need to try and get accepted by the popular group on campus, but you sound like you need to put yourself out there a bit more.
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Yeah gonna have to agree here dude. Go out and just let yourself go. Leave your comfort zone and see what's out there. You'd be amazed what you'll find.


balddemon said:
when i see BJU i keep thinking of the last girl i was with, for predictable reasons...

she was a religious twat
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I never listened to advice from GAF, but trust me here, you have to forget about your ex. I want my ex back, I might not be in love with her anymore, but if you ever want her back or just move on from her, you're going to have to just forget about her and just live your life. Enjoy it for what it is and throw yourself into situations that are lessons.
 
_Isaac said:
I made two separate friends at school, but I try to avoid them as much as I can now. Now I have nobody.
:(
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Well this is the perfect time to make friends, it's the second semester and there's a ton of people looking for new friends. Believe me, I thought I had a group of friends that I'd be with for the rest of my life Freshman year. By the end of December we had a falling out and I felt just as alone as you did. Then I went out of my comfort zone, got drunk with a few people I never hung out with before and became best friends with them.


balddemon said:
nailed it.


@mully, ex-hookup that wanted to get more deeply involved. no thanks, when i can tell you've gained weight since we started hooking up, NO MAS
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I'm assuming she got big. I'm privy to curvy girls, but there comes a point where no means no. Lol. If there's a muffin top, no means no.
 
Seanspeed said:
You're doing something wrong if you cant find friends at a Uni. Other than the internet, there's no place on earth where a person is more likely to find people similar to them. I'm not saying you need to try and get accepted by the popular group on campus, but you sound like you need to put yourself out there a bit more.
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Yeah, I do need to put myself out there more but because I commute I don't spend whole lot of time on campus.

Typical Day: I drive for 30 minutes, go 3 to 4 hours worth of classes, hop in my car and drive another 30 minutes back home, work on homework/projects for 2 to 3 hours, sleep.

Other people on GAF have suggested I join a club on campus but their meeting times are usually when I'm back at my house working on schoolwork.

In short, commuting sucks.

I do however have one person that might be able to hook me up with more people. She went to my high school and she's in one of my graphic design classes. Haven't been able to talk to her much though because she's been sick these past couple of days.
 
Mully said:
Well this is the perfect time to make friends, it's the second semester and there's a ton of people looking for new friends. Believe me, I thought I had a group of friends that I'd be with for the rest of my life Freshman year. By the end of December we had a falling out and I felt just as alone as you did. Then I went out of my comfort zone, got drunk with a few people I never hung out with before and became best friends with them.
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No, I mean I was friends with them back when I was at school like a year ago. Now I try to avoid them. I don't respond to their messages on facebook or their texts. Actually, I avoid using facebook, so I won't have to consciously ignore people. If that makes any sense.
 
_Isaac said:
No, I mean I was friends with them back when I was at school like a year ago. Now I try to avoid them. I don't respond to their messages on facebook or their texts. Actually, I avoid using facebook, so I won't have to consciously ignore people. If that makes any sense.
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I wouldn't go as far as ignorning them. If I was in your shoes, I'd probably be short with them and talk to them every few days and then decrease from there.
 
coldvein said:
be very careful with how you word this request.
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Yeah start with small talk and then maybe work your way into it. I don't know what you mean by help. Could you elaborate?

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Don't ask a girl for help for looking for friends, go out there and do it yourself.
 
balddemon said:
yeah im tryin to figure out wht the hell you're talking about lmao

ify ou like them, talk to them. durrr
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The main problem is that I'm scared of talking to them. I've had a rough past year, and I made a lot of mistakes, and I just can't really face them anymore, so I just try to hide.
 
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