Guess who messaged that OkCupid girl and made her blog?
"Most Epic Message Ever!"
http://thebeautifultrollprincess.tumblr.com/
Guess who messaged that OkCupid girl and made her blog?
"Most Epic Message Ever!"
http://thebeautifultrollprincess.tumblr.com/
Oh you've got to PM me her profile. It's really karmic justice that a girl who takes private PMs and puts them on tumblr gets tricked by people later on.
I'd like to apologize to Atra. I get frustrated with that mentality because it so reminds me of myself 5 or so years back. However, I have no idea of your situation. It's not my place to pass judgement on your postings at possibly the only place you have as an outlet.
I'm in a nightclub with lots of music right now.
I'm bored and I want to go home and sleep.
Blink 182. You guys are adorbs. ADORBS.
pussssaayyyyy
what would kentpaul do?
Don't know what that means to be honest.
But I had a big pizza today.
Buy me a plane ticket to the UK and we'll party.Had a good ale tonight, albeit at home.
I've been trying to organise some drinks tomorrow but no one is up for it.
Guess who messaged that OkCupid girl and made her blog?
"Most Epic Message Ever!"
http://thebeautifultrollprincess.tumblr.com/
Not quite drunk yet but getting there. I'm at a bar by myself and one of the waitresses is the hottest girl I've seen in a while. I need help guy, I'm going for it. Pickup lines? I haven't had sex in a month so I'm likely to fuck this up without assistance.
Fucking car won't start FUUUUUCK.
where you got to go mayne?
We'll party like there's no tomorrow!Buy me a plane ticket to the UK and we'll party.
I can be your wingman and impress all the ladies with my "American" accent. I'd bet I get us 4 girls. 2 for you and 2 for me. Haha.
I'll give you a ride sailor.
Where do you live?
Dublin, California.
Dublin, California.
Were it so easy. Maybe I should start with the ugly ones.Unless of course she's a filthy tramp.
walk?
This might take a week.
before i get banned. love y'all. and acid.. just walk, man.
edit: OR GRAB THOSE PBRS, SHOTGUN TWO OF THEM AND BLAM
YOU CAN'T GET BANNED GODDAMMIT. I NEED YOU HERE.
I read that as "I was inseminated by an old man's semen."
Oh gaf i'm drunk and baked and my body is tingling
he he he!
edit oh man my heart is beating like a cave man beating a drum at a 90's rave
Lucky man!
Oh man the alcohol has just killed the anxiety i get from weed its just all nice right now
this is why i work so hard to relax in such greatness
kp, read the thread, somebody needs to be told what "reach for the lasers" means.
uploading a pic bro the pic will do justice at this mind lasers im protecting
Posting shirtless pictures of yourself while drunk and stoned was an inspired decision.