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they only ban me for a month
come on td you can't hate on the thermals
come on td you can't hate on the thermals
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drunk thread? drunk thread.
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if you like the thermals blame yoor a punk-ass bitch. fight me. yoo can't my moves are faster than fucking lightning.
edit: did you read my pm from 3 months ago yet?
edit2: god i wish i could post links to this awesome porn i'm watching
edit3: ddrunk thread needs an IRC where I can post awesome porn links
edit: did you read my pm from 3 months ago yet?
edit2: god i wish i could post links to this awesome porn i'm watching
edit3: ddrunk thread needs an IRC where I can post awesome porn links
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timedog don't do this
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I don't read PMs they scare me. I made a thread about it once. what was it about?
I hope it waSnt important
I hope it waSnt important
i know you told me about how it made you a-scared. i still think you should quit being a bimbo and read my pms 2 u
edit: please don't be a bimbo, blame space
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timedog are you good at fighting games
Watch Da Birdie
I buy cakes for myself on my birthday it's not weird lots of people do it I bet
Just egged a campus dorm.
How much trouble will I get in if I'm caught? I didn't actually throw the eggs, but was the getaway driver.
How much trouble will I get in if I'm caught? I didn't actually throw the eggs, but was the getaway driver.
J-Roderton
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Went to a lame ass party, stole 10 beers. Shotgunned two of them. Hit the flask a few times, and took a shot of something. Not a bad night.
Atramental
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those last two posts above me made me (again) realize that I'm having a rather shitty college experience.
10 beers is nuffin
stole 2 fifths of captain then went to another party and passed out shots then went home and drank the rest the next night
edit also atramental, you dont have to be in college to do that kind of shit lol
Watch Da Birdie
I buy cakes for myself on my birthday it's not weird lots of people do it I bet
It's my first time doing anything like this, and I'm a senior, so don't worry.
brianjones
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reported
Atramental
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i know. i know...
I just need people to hang out with and have fun with. :/
I'm a junior so I guess there's still time for me to have some fun.
J-Roderton
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Not like I'm a part of some intricate alcohol heist. These goobers were all playing beer pong and left three 30 packs just laying around the kitchen. Nobody in the place really knew me, so I count that as stealing.
Also, I'm sure you were like a hero at the other party, just passing out shots. That's hilarious. Like, who is this guy just handing out booze!
I'm one of the best at Street Fighter IV. Who told you?
edit: everyone is a punk-ass bitch
Atramental
Banned
You're an asshole.
Even worse.
Seriously, I'd fuck somebody up if they did that to me. Dick shit, for real.
Y'all are just straight piece of shit thieves.
J-Roderton
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That I am.
No man. You're having a shitty college experience, but these people are hardly the sort you want to idolize. Stealing from people is low-life scum shit. You can party hard without resorting to being a fucking thief. Honestly, if me and my friends discovered somebody was stealing our alcohol from our parties, they'd be in for it. Like seriously, they'd get a knock on their door and a fucking face rub with some asphalt.
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Sean speed can u say in other ways how you would beat people up
brianjones
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seanspeed looks like a serious guy
Atramental
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Nah nah.
It wasn't so much the vandalism and thievery I was wanting to participate in but just being able to go out and do stuff with friends.
Every day I just go to my classes and drive home.
i have no doubt everyone loved us. But yeah I don't blame ya for taking the beer. Gotta put shit in the fridge otherwise it's fair game
also sean, i didn't actually physically take it, our resident MMA fighter did
no one saw us and no one saw him put it in my backpack. so we're good. you wouldn't have had a chance to try and fuck us up
J-Roderton
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Yeah, like these frat bros are going to miss a few out of 500 beers at their place. Gimme a break.
I felt like he was innovating with "face rub with some asphalt". He changed the game.
J-Roderton
Member
Cheers, my fellow booze sharer.
Yoo need 2 fucking stop snitching, Snuggler. This is yoor last warning you little asshole.
edit: word up, look out for the cops.
edit: yoor fucking friend Don is down at 120 precinct right now singing his fucking ass off like a fucking bird.
J-Roderton
Member
How dare you drink my Natty Light.
yo im not sayin i wouldn't kill someone for stealing from me either, but not if i dont catch him
plus i went to jail for burglary, so it's not like i give a fuck
now whos the fucking badass?!
but thats another thread.
parents are gone for a while cuz they helping my grandparents out. my grandpa is a sick motherfucker, COPD, and is gonna die within like 6 months. pray for him please. or send your vibes or w/e it is you atheists do
in other words, i'm DRANKING LIKE A DRUNK
plus i went to jail for burglary, so it's not like i give a fuck
now whos the fucking badass?!
but thats another thread.
parents are gone for a while cuz they helping my grandparents out. my grandpa is a sick motherfucker, COPD, and is gonna die within like 6 months. pray for him please. or send your vibes or w/e it is you atheists do
in other words, i'm DRANKING LIKE A DRUNK
brianjones
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timedog youre sounding kind of violent
is that why devo made that thread
is that why devo made that thread
Yea, I'm done talking to you guys. If y'all thinks its ok to steal from people, you clearly aren't cool with me. And yea, I'm dead serious that y'all would get fucked up if you got caught stealing alcohol from my party. I dont know what safe world you guys live in, but in my experience, there's consequences to pay for shit like that.
J-Roderton
Member
Hey now, I'm sticking to the small jobs. Taking a beer or two when no one is looking. This seems out of my league.
Goodnight, people.
And goodnight, Seanspeed.
Goodnight, people.
And goodnight, Seanspeed.
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Anyone else ready to fuck up some punk nerds?
I'm gonna style on these motherfuckers with a 360 twice slam. Ask Dr. Dre and Ed Lover who's the man.
You steal from people without regret.
You've been arrested and convicted for burglary(which doesn't make you a badass).
And you still live at home with your parents.
I dont think assumptions are being made when I say you sound like a fucking punk. Instead of asking us to pray for your grandparents, maybe you should not be getting drunk and go visit them yourself instead.
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good thread
Discotheque
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This place is bumpin'. I regret not posting here often when I'm drunk....I will rectify this on the weekend.
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I saw kazAam in the theater with my dad
gotta babysit bro. also never convicted, and wasn't really jail i just like saying that. also, apparently you couldn't tell, but the badass comment was sarcastic.
also also, maybe you were right the first time, and I shouldn't come in here drunk. Because, from what I can tell, my posts have not been read by you. But that's okay, you're drunk and I'm not. Have a good night, it's just about bedtime
Didn't want you to get away with editing out all this gloriousness.
Getting drunk babysitting while your parents are out helping with your dying grandparents.
Bragging about going to jail for burglarly.
Lying about going to jail for burglarly.
You're really not making yourself look any better here.
also also, maybe you were right the first time, and I shouldn't come in here drunk. Because, from what I can tell, my posts have not been read by you. But that's okay, you're drunk and I'm not. Have a good night, it's just about bedtime
Didn't want you to get away with editing out all this gloriousness.
Getting drunk babysitting while your parents are out helping with your dying grandparents.
Bragging about going to jail for burglarly.
Lying about going to jail for burglarly.
You're really not making yourself look any better here.
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